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Here's one about a guy who made the mistake of taking a train to Detroit, and then got home sick real quick. It's sort of a city song with a country twist. ??? Anyway, if he hadn't seen so many Blacks there just malingering about, the thought of cotton fields probably never would have even crossed his mind. So there ya go Squirrel, It doesn't get any grittier than Detroit ya know. I once told someone that Detroit was French for Detour.

I liked that song Karen. And I hear it went over real big in Ferguson, and Baltimore. There ya go Squirrel, this one is just for you. I got your city swingin right here! It won't be long before somebody post,.. "I'm just a Country boy" :D

When I think about a liberal philosophically, I get nauseous real quick! But it makes for a good laxative at times.

I thought this video was kind of funny, especially at 1:11 where it looks like Jack Palance called that guy a pussy just before he laid him out in the mud. I think one could fall in love with a cigar box woman. That one kinda caught my eye.

XXX :-* !

It's a thread on telepathy. You see I read your thoughts. I was having an unbridled telepathic discussion with Karen. Now where was I,.. Oh yeah I remember.. X :-*

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I've always liked this song.

I would have liked to have seen Mikey's face pucker up and contort if you were to place some Vegemite under his nose.

Give it to Mikey,.. He'll eat it,.. He eats everything.

She would have warmed up to the idea if there had been a Muslim left under it's tracks. I know it would have tickled me.

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So their ears would have popped, so what. I mean, who was that crazy fucker who jumped out of an airplane with all that money, only to have landed on top of a bear and get eaten alive? Oh well, I forget. But it must have been a hell of a struggle taking place underneath that parachute. But if they were worried about the other passengers ears popping, the stewardess' could have just passed around a bunch of chewing gum, and motioned to them with their finger held up to their lips one of those 'Shsssss' signs. And I don't think they would have blabbed. Especially if they would have had their fares reduced by say 20, or 30%.

One of the funniest things I ever read concerning air travel happen in either 2006, or 2007, I'm not really sure? But it did happen, and it did make the news. Apparently during the flight, this woman fell asleep, and a man snuck up on her and shot a wad of his cum into her hair. Now I don't know if he did this because he was mad at her, or if it was because he was secretly in love with her. But that story made me laugh so hard that I kept shaking the newspaper and had a hard time finishing it. ;D Yes,.. Just another suave guy, flying the very friendly and erotic skies of United.

But why did they have to divert and land the plane in Salt Lake City? I've been on jets before, and I distinctly remember them having an 'Emergency door.' So why didn't they just dispatch the mother and daughter while flying over the Utah desert? You know, Albert Einstein once said, that we should make everything as simple as possible. And it just seems to me that that would have been much, much simpler.

And now my little coquette, howz about a little song. While weez makes looove together.

That's my version of Fifty Shades of Gray, with a slight hint of Rouge. "Wee Wee, Mademoiselle. I taught de Marquis everything zi know."

I think it's a Dick-ta-Phone. That's where you dictate to your secretary all of your nasty dreams and desires of what you want to do to her, when she's just too tired from taking all those notes in shorthand. "And keep in mind Miss. Jenkins. My idea of a board meeting is a sturdy paddle right across your backside." "Oh yes sir, Please go on."

You know, you have to hand it to those Aussie people though, as most of them are fun loving, good natured people who always seem to wear a smile upon their face. Which is saying a lot for all that they have to contend with down there. I mean for one thing they have some of the most poisonous spiders and ants to have to put up with at times, not to mention some of the worst snakes you ever heard of that are none too shy, and will actually bite you twice just for the hell of it. Why these people can't even go about tending to their own little gardens without having to don on a full sixteenth century body armor first, including the lance to help ward off all of those pesky toads they now have hopping around down there. And then there's the sunny beach with all of those pretty girls just laying about in the sand. But even they know better than to go into the water. Or at least some do. Because if you so much as dangle a toe at the surfs edge, a ferocious man eater will rush up and will snatch you by your foot, and will thrash you all about, causing quite a bloody spectacle, and thus ruining the mood for everyone else. So yes, It's quite amazing just how resilient and buoyant these great people are, giving everything they have to put up with. But I don't know if they can continue to keep smiling for all that much longer with all of these repugnant Muslims they now have to endure as well,.. As I sense that this may well be the final straw for them. >:(