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Or maybe just some spray paint, or bathroom graffiti would be an improvement there.

Heavy as it may be, I heard you could smash someone's head in with one of those and not be charged, because they are in-admissible in court. Or is that a different contraption I'm thinking of?

I like that Squirrel. It has a fun, resort look about it.

I'm always there to help. And be sure to eat all your vegetables,.. They'll help to clean you out. ;)

There was a really neat guy from Australia named Frank that I used to work with. He was a lot of fun to be around. And one day when some of us guys were outside smoking, somehow food came up in the conversation. Well Frank mentioned this stuff called VEGEMITE, and was surprised that none of us had ever heard of it before. Well he got all excited, and just went on and on about how great it was. And he said that he was going to bring some in tomorrow. Which he did. Honestly I felt so badly for him. He looked positively heart broken by our response to it. But what do you do with something that looks just like axle grease, and smells like burnt rubber. I couldn't even keep it in my mouth. Trust me, your body will fight you on this, every step of the way. I mean the label on the jar says Concentrated Yeast. But that's just their clever way of trying to conceal it's true ingredients. But just take your clue from the name VEGE-MITE. It is made from the putrefaction of rotting vegetables. Yeah, that's where the yeast and it's venom like effects upon a persons taste buds comes from. It sort of attacks the nerve endings in a persons tongue, in much the same way that a bite from a coral snake would shock and fuck up a person's nervous system altogether or in general. Perhaps not to the same degree, but along those same lines, all the same. Now the Aussies happen to be immune to this stuff having been weaned on this shit ever since they were in the cradle. But believe me, this stuff is no laughing matter! Now I have heard that some like to spread this around the rim of a toilet for a truly unique dinning experience. They say it helps to balance or smooth out the different complex components and flavoring inherent within this product. But that's just hearsay. Though in certain circles Vegemite and Toilet are considered synonymous, or as one person once aptly described the experience himself as, "Shitting through ones own mouth." Anyway, you can actually make it yourself if you have a hard time finding it here in the U.S. All you need mainly is just some lettuce, with maybe an artichoke, and some asparagus, and then you need to go about crushing all this together in a bowl, and when your done mashing it up pretty good, then just take it outside and leave it in the hot sun to fester and rot for a few days into a this blackish type mold. Then once again, scrape it all back into a bowl, and then go ahead and piss some into it. In Australia they don't use urine in it's recipe, as they use the sweat from an Aborigine instead to help bring the yeasty bacteria back to life. But as Aborigines' are in short supply here in the states, urine is a good substitute. Then leave it to settle overnight with a moist wash cloth covering the bowl before compressing it the following day into some fruit jar of some kind. And presto! You have your own hand made Vegemite. :o Now go ahead and spread that on a cracker, and tell me what you've got!

And then she had an illicit affair with Mr. Green Jeans.

That's one of the funniest videos I had ever seen. I absolutely loved it. ;D I don't know where the hell you found that one from, but it's a classic! It's even got that idiot "Duck and Cover" turtle in it. Yeah, what does he fucking care, he doesn't have any teeth to lose anyway.

It's true. It was a neat experience being on a farm. And they really do lay out the food.

When taken on a whole that picture looks like the half digested remain of a bad dream, mixed with Pepto Bismol.

"Yes Folks,.. Three hundred and fourteen feet long, and capable of carrying six people". "The future of air travel looks pretty bright on board one of these babies." The Aliens in their space crafts must have been laughing themselves sick over this one. I'm almost too embarrassed to say I am human. "No, Me not human. Me made of plasticine." :-[

Are they kidding me! She looks like some drugged out bitch at a party. One that would steal your wallet no less. And when she turned her head, it was like a flash back to the Exorcist all over again. And if that the best that we can do, then the Chinese have it all over us now. "Aw,.. Come on back to me, my little plasticine baby,.. open wide for daddy."

Natural movements, like shaking its head and choking. Yep, that sounds pretty realistic to me. I want to know, does it spit or swallow? Because that's kind of important to me. I'll take mine without vocal cords or teeth,,,lmao I'd hate to see what it's like if you should piss her off and she should decide to clamp down on you. "TAKE THAT ROUND EYES!" "You no hurt my robotic feelings,.. I teach you, you no teach me!"

Natural movements, like shaking its head and choking. Yep, that sounds pretty realistic to me. I want to know, does it spit or swallow? Because that's kind of important to me. Don't you just love it when they look up at you with those beautiful cow eyes of theirs.

He's got me wanting to build one of those things now. But I want mine to be made of heavy gauge steel, so that once they get going there'll be no stopping them! ;D

I think he should have his own TV show,.. Like Bozo.

He must have spent a fortune at Lowes in PVC pipes. "Back again Mr. Tinkerer?" "Yes, I need another truck load of pipes if you please." "Any chance you can have them delivered to me by tomorrow,.. I feel a breeze coming on."

Look, there's a whole family of them out there now. Can you imagine this guy when he was little with his first set of tinker toys! He must have gone ape shit over them. "Oh thank you daddy, oh thank you mommy,.. You don't know what this means to me!" Wind driven, obviously. I'll bet in a hurricane those little fuckers would really scamper about. Probably do 60 miles and hour!

I first thought it was a float for the Macy's parade, but then it started to crawl sideways like a crab.

For the Squirrel. I stood up next to this thing. The stats on it, such as weight and such, are staggering. Squeal,.. Static, uurp. "Attention,.. Attention,.. The big mother fucker will leaving on track five in ten minutes". Squeal, clunk.

Just going by your hint... it's a drone (radio controlled vehicle). Do I get partial credit? ;D Tesla's toy boat (yeah, I googled the picture)... do I still get partial credit for guessing it's an RCV? I guessed that before I googled. ;D ;D Well I was way off. I was going to say it was a pressure cooker for cooking a pot roast, with it's own ventilator fan.

From one of the saddest movies ever made. And no, it wasn't that farce "Ghost". It was taken from the classical story written in the eighteen hundreds by John Galsworthy. "Under the Apple Tree." Rubberball, if you and your wife happen to like a good tear jerker, "A Summer Story" is a movie that I think that you will enjoy. Just be sure to have a Kleenex box near by. :'(

It's actually a classical song. But maybe it's a good idea to put it in on an album called "New Age from the Heart", that way maybe some of the young will actually get a chance to hear something truly beautiful, by accident. Sol Gabetta does a better version of this song, but unfortunately it's not available on You Tube. But with her, you really feel the solemnness, and the sorrow in this song.