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I would tend to disagree with the second part of your assertion. If he doesn't know about the cameras (and RLC) we would very likely have seen him in the apartment. In my opinion, either he is camera shy or she doesn't want to share him with the public, or both.

I'm reminded of the joke..... One guy to another: "How do you feel about gay marriage?" Other guy: "I'm all for it....as long as both chicks are hot."

Could be why she's not engaging in the lesbian-ish stuff with Malia anymore. He might not be understanding. Note I said "could be."

Poor tractor.

I swear to god I'll turn this car around!

The big game hunter walked in the bar and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could dispute that. But then he said that they could blindfold him and he would recognize any animal's skin from its feel, and if he could locate the bullet hole he would even tell them what calibre the bullet was that killed the animal. The hunter said that he was willing to prove it if they would put up the drinks, and so the bet was on. They blindfolded him carefully and took him to his first animal skin. After feeling it for a few moments, he announced "Bear." Then he felt the bullet hole and declared, "Shot with a .308 rifle." He was right. They brought him another skin, one that someone had in their car trunk. He took a bit longer this time and then said, "Elk, Shot with a 7mm Mag rifle. He was right again. Through the night, he proved his skills again and again, every time against a round of drinks. Finally he staggered home, drunk out of his mind,and went to sleep. The next morning he got up and saw in the mirror that he had one hell of a shiner. He said to his wife, "I know I was drunk last night, but not drunk enough to get in a fight and not remember it. Where did I get this black eye?" His wife angrily replied, "I gave it to you. You got into bed and put your hand down my panties. Then you fiddled around a bit and loudly announced, "Skunk, killed with an axe."

I like shady thicket.

They smeared some beauty crap on themselves and had a reaction.

Careful what you wish for. You might get it.

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Doctor?

A curious gap in your lineup, Pulo. Who is missing?

Roller derby is a rough game.

You leave them to us younger guys. (I'll be 69 in 3 months)

Shame on you. Dirty old man.

He's not going anywhere. There's a couple that rumble and bluster and stomp out of the room, but they always come back.

Nothing but Mexican forecasts for me henceforth.

And she mouthed, "Come to me, Aussie."

If you're having trouble getting that "ignore" function to work, I'd be happy to help you get it right.

Military didn't give me much opportunity to experiment with longer hair. Just as well, as military "medium" was greasy enough as it was. Now I keep it buzzed to 1/4 inch. Totally maintenance free. Could probably corn row that scrotal mop, though.

The one those jeans are stretched so tightly across. Any trucker knows that if you don't take care of your equipment, you will sooner be a pedestrian than you'd like.

Yes they are. But one is fast approaching that "bridge too far." I hope she gets a handle on it soon.

I don't recall anyone using the words whore or prostitute. I do recall them being referred to as paid sex workers (which they are.) A fairly thin distinction, but a distinction none the less. People don't tune in to watch them bake cookies. They know what they are there for. You and I know what they are there for. Do raunchy things, you attract a raunchy crowd. They know the drill and know it goes along with the line of work they have chosen. They don't need or want self appointed chest pounders irritating the audience. If you think refraining from hooting and whistling will gain you something from them, then by all means sit quietly and impress them with your dignified restraint, but trying to tamp down the atmosphere that goes with such a show will only irritate the audience and get you thrown out by the real strip club bouncers. Some of you found that out when you screamed and hollered for management to get involved a few days ago. That backfired on some of you spectacularly. Try to learn from your mistakes. On with the show.

I agree. The self-appointed strip club bouncers are an endless source of mirthful entertainment. The forum will lose much if said changes actually take place.