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If not for speculation, this forum would be superfluous and irrelevant.

Absence makes the heart grow......limp.

That's after practice. For the children donchaknow.

They're at roller derby practice.

Guy's friends all were telling him he looked bad even though he felt fine. So many told him that he decided to have a doctor check him out just in case something was wrong. Told the doc, "People say I look bad, but I feel good." Doctor flipped through his medical books muttering "looks bad, feels good, looks bad, feels good" "Ah, here it is!" the doctor said, "you are a vagina."

It appears it falls to Malia to perform the RLC chores again. I'm sure she'll do a fine job of it, even with no one around to protect her.

So much strife and angst. Can we not get back to discussing the topic at hand, namely Leora and Malia?

Yes, Pulo. Every day in Leoraland is a great day. More so for some than for others, apparently.

Can't we all just get along while waiting for the next sex show? I'll bet the girls have something special planned for us coming up.

Leora is certainly a beautiful woman. I just wish her feet weren't so insanely huge.

Leora told me I am not useless. I can always serve as a bad example.

Who is insulted? I mentioned no one in particular.

I was hooked watching her putter around the first apartment in a pair of blue panties. Of course, that first apartment was full of mirrors, so a trip around took 9 hours for her to complete.

Nah. It's just tougher for a man to be a gold digging whore.

Something else to do now that Maya is gone.

No battle necessary if you just say to yourself, "There's another one screwed in the head" and scroll on by. If you go ballistic over every dog turd on the trail, expect to find more dog turds to be deposited just for the show. Consider that a reference to cellulite may be for your expected response and not necessarily a slur on the tenant. Everyone here loves the girls or they would not be here to begin with. The hysterical responses to "trolls" is just something to entertain while waiting for the next porn show.

No. Her roller derby team is moving in. Keep that under your hat.

Isn't this exciting?

Thank you, Lord, for that Y chromosome.

If you ever have her over to your place, don't let her clean a damned thing. Honest to God, they wash your dishes and then think they own you.

Everyone's a Karen these days. Watch if you like what you see. Don't watch if you don't like what you see. Don't insist that all the spectators see it the same way you do. Being a dick won't change anyone's mind about anything.

You venture into turbulent waters. They will come for you with large, bold typeface and playground insults for such transgressions. But I think you know that. Cheeky devil.

No clinic. Roller Derby. That's where the occasional bruises come from. She's their top jammer and vicious as a junk yard dog. Damn I love that woman.