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A boom-boom room with no boom-boom cannot be expected to be around for long. Eventually, even the Praetorian Guard will run out of excuses and stop thrashing the bushes. In this, I agree with the odoriferous one in that there's a "big change coming."

As peepers begin to drift away from the window for lack of entertainment, I expect the RLC pimps will eventually send someone around to discuss the return on their investment with her. That may be the "big change coming" that the olfactorily repugnant one was hinting at. Sweet and attractive as she is, Malia alone will not be sufficient to hold the peeper crowd spellbound and even the Praetorian Guard will wander away.

Now you've done it, Sire. Strip club bouncers have you firmly in their sights.

A husband and wife were lying in bed. Getting in the mood, he started caressing her to turn her on. "Sorry," she said, "I have a gynecologist appointment tomorrow, and I want to make sure I'm fresh and undisturbed before she inspects me." He rolled over, feeling a little disappointed. A moment later, he rolls back over and says, "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow?"

You're walking point with that other flake so I can keep an eye on both of you.

Click, click. It's empty, le Pew. Throw it.

You know me too well. Almost like you're peeping in my windows, too. I'd like to stay and chat, but I'm off to meet Leora at the clinic. We're going to spend lunch studying rocket science and psychology. Then home to the donkey. I hold his bridle while Leora takes care of business. Enjoy your day, le Pew.

Why not skip the self-demeaning, juvenile playground insults and just go straight to the snarky GIFs you always end up with when you run out of ammo.

Like silverback gorillas thrashing the bushes to attract a mate, some members of the Praetorian Guard are comical to observe. I hate to break it to you fellas, but if Leora is half the pure, chaste genius you make her out to be (and we all know that's the only reason you watch,) you may rest assured she is not and never will sift through the crowd of creepy, slobbering, leering window peepers in search of a white knight to settle down with and raise babies. You're beating that tractor up for nothing. Just order another drink and try to enjoy the donkey show like the rest of us without being an offensive, juvenile dick to the other patrons. She's not impressed and you're only embarrassing yourselves with your antics.

That's probably your best choice given your excitability.

Leora knew Aristotle? I don't think she's that old.

You're thinking about me way too much. I don't dislike her in the least and she's still hot as a two dollar pistol. I've been watching since she started. And, as I've said, I'm as entitled to my opinions as you are to yours. Try not to take opinions that differ from yours as personal attacks. That's irrational and bad for your nerves.

I'm here for the same reason you're here.

You're entitled to your opinion, as am I. If you were as concerned for her well-being as you let on, you would not let your selfish fantasies color the reality of the situation. She's running with a hard crowd, if she doesn't develop a thick skin and hard eyes, she won't last long in that world. Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm will be eaten by the wolves in a heartbeat. If you love Rebecca, tell her to go home.

Delicate, sensitive flowers don't make it very long in the porn industry. It's get tough or go home. I hope she goes home.

OMG!! What a staggeringly monstrous, misshapen, clip-clopping heifer she has become. I'd kick her fat ass out of the bed. More room on the floor.

A neglected money maker makes money for not long. Time marches on.

So it IS that damned polar bear. I just knew it.

No theory. Just a question. Make of it what you will. Personally, I think the polar bear made indecent advances on the koala and it was just too graphic for even RLC.

Went under maintenance last time traveler boy visited, too, didn't it?

Of course not. Send the boy on his way and direct the girls to my house. I'll take if from there.

Not necessarily a deal breaker. Plastic sheets and turn off the lights and play ball.

Everyone's purty when the lights are out.

Paint drying.

I'm very sorry to hear of your situation, Aussie. I know it's tough going right now. My dad would be 95 now but he's been gone for 50 years. Had to introduce myself to my mom every morning when I got her up for breakfast for her last 5 years. My heart goes out to you. Hold on. It will get better.