Foamy T. Squirrel

A lot has to do with the size of the breast in relation to the size of the thorax, too, as well as whether it's fake or natural. Eyes can be deceiving. Hence, it's like kicking the tires on a car you wish to purchase. Feeling is believing.

Let me help clarify measurement units in a universal form, since there are many systems of measurement used throughout the world and most CC members are not capable of advanced mathematics. Dinky Tits: (A) = .25 - 1 Mouthfuls, or two shot glasses. Small Tits: (B) = 1 Mouthful, or small ice-cream bowl. Average Tits: (C) = 1 - 4 Mouthfulls, or one large coconut shell cut-in-half, on one large cereal bowl. Ample Tits: (D) = 5 - 8 Mouthfulls, or 1 gallon ice-cream carton. Astonishing Tits: (D+++++) = 8 - 25 Mouthfulls, or 5 gallon bucket. Holy Fucking Mother-of-Gawd Tits: (E-Z0) Cannot be measured in Mouthfulls. Measured by the quantity of rope and mountaineering equipment required. --------------------

Well said. I wish American politics worked that way. It doesn't. Alinsky specifically encouraged the repeated use of labels. Issues and logical discussion were to be avoided at all costs. "While we're at it, are you still beating your wife?" If you have the capacity to cleverly get away with murder (aka, commit logical fallacies) you too, could be a prominent American politician. Check these out -- you'll hear them on every damn debate and speech and TV ad this US election year: http://utminers.utep.edu/omwilliamson/engl1311/fallacies.htm

Incidentally, Clive, thank you for moving this discussion over to here, where it belongs. People go to the apartment threads to talk about the girls, not about petty vendettas between members. I generally remove off-topic posts from those threads. I do not remove posts or ban people from Rants & Flame wars unless they are illegal or spam or obvious visiting trolls. I seldom ban members. I never ban or prosecute based on what happens here, or because someone says something nasty about me. I frankly don't care about anybody's politics: CC is not a political site. I have cleaned up that mess over in the apartment thread.

Thank goodness we have a place like rants & flame wars. As long as we keep the other threads clean and on-topic, that's good enough for me. We certainly aren't going to agree politically on anything; but we all pretty much share a love of pretty women.

Timey, ol' boy: Squirrel isn't right wing or left wing. He's a Libertarian Squirrel. And as for StnCld, I assure you he has never voted Republican.

Voyeursun: Good luck with the project. I'm sure the concept would be most welcome by many of our members, and perhaps CC & Voyeursun can have a mutually beneficial symbiotic relationship.

Inquiring minds (especially banned former RLC subscribers) want to know about this new hookah bunny. I'd say she's great material for another kick-ass CC Fan Club, and if she is Carolina, RLC membership will jump. 10 official Foamy points will be awarded to anyone who knows her story. (Insert frothing squirrel emoticon here.)

Rule 666 of the Internet: There are no morals on the Internet. In real life, when one is hungry, there are no morals. When one is rich, one doesn't believe in a need for morals. ------ Règle 666 de l'Internet: Il n'y a pas de morale sur Internet. Dans la vraie vie, quand on a faim, il n'y a pas de morale. Quand on est riche, on ne croit pas à un besoin de la morale.

Do not think for one minute that Russia is a wonderful place to grow up for most young girls. Modeling for them is the same as becoming an NBA player for a black kid in the inner ghettos of the US. It's their "easy" way out. Fat chance if you can make the big time; but you'll be wasting valuable education time if you don't make it. The problem with models is that their careers are not long term. Although these women will start wrinkling and packing on the saggy weight by middle age, they at least will have a chance to get out of their little hovel in Krasyarskoville and see the world. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trk-3XYXRsI The video takes some time to view, but the subject is worth researching.

Say wha??? Did you mean to type "married"? Or main-lined in the tunnel of love? All I know is that: 1) They've been together a long, long time. 2) I'll never understand the complexity of their relationship; but I kinda sorta understand it enough to appreciate that it simply is, and it is primarily an emotionally, and not intellectually, based relationship. Their intellect runs in different directions, but they are both emotionally tied. Somehow. 3) They have long-time experience together. And, 4) The woman is a goddess.

On the otherhand (or on the other nipple), properly chomping on one of the gold ones might be able to replace the gold cap on my 2nd molar if I bit hard enough. Dentistry gets expensive in my part of the forest...

Wonder if the pierced holes operate like lawn sprinklers when they're lactating...now that could be fun to watch!

Hellow, johnsmitz7. Don't forget to read the rules, don't spam, but feel free to contribute. We do have sections for general pictures, incidentally.

Agreed, my fellow cartoon. Somehow, a mouthful of metal doesn't interest me in the least. It's bad enough to deal with artificially colored inked skin. I do like a clean shaven woman; but I'd rather have the old hairy legged hippie days than deal with all this modern inorganic mutilated tuna in the morning. I'm an old school naturist at heart. Never deface natural beauty.

I like how Zoya paints, but then I've always liked the Naturist school of art. The Romance movement was great, too, but I don't think Lev understands art appreciation as much as he should.

I may decide to give up Single Malt Scotch at this rate...

I'm glad to see that everybody's dick is bigger here, but he's the one with the artillery properly positioned for one hell of a victory. Reminds me of a Kink's song. You will find it here:

In reference to what is currently is happening in the thread regarding Barcelona Apt. 2:

rockinvidde: Could it be this one? I noticed many Braille dots, both flashing and stationary. Myself, I don't think it's just the Braille dots, but perhaps something else is hidden in them. That level of steganography has yet to be proven, but I suspect it. Sorry for the bad news. RLC is very quick on the trigger now days...This is what I'm talking about: Steganography Steganography is the practice of concealing a file, message, image, or video within another file, message, image, or video. The word steganography combines the Greek words steganos, meaning "covered, concealed, or protected", and graphein meaning "writing". More at Wikipedia

I smell yet another RLC DMCA take-down order of a third party site. If the site copied stuff from CC or RLCF, and any of that stuff (especially the old stuff), it would explain the RLC bans that happened to CC and RLCF members. This is another reminder to crop out the left-hand code, and watch for the Braille dots, kids!

This would be best answered by the original tenants, all of whom have moved on, so I cannot find them to do a proper water boarding. It could also possibly be answered by some of the original CC founders and members, but they evade my interrogation technique sinces they don't want their radiator hoses chewed or their attics trashed. If I could force them to talk, I wouldn't believe what they said anyway, unless they could provide pix with time and date stamps and proper documentation. So far, even Nora won't talk, and Agent Dog is in Russian protective custody along with his new master, Edward Snowden. The NSA, CIA, FSB, Mossad, and Red China certainly have all that information along with Hillary's emails. Perhaps, if we are lucky, Nora or our original members will step forward, or perhaps Julian Assange could help us with that.

I miss Meerkat, but I voted for the best closest non-girls that didn't get in the way.

My VPN and my ad-blockers don't like this site much. I got one MILF website ad, Xed out of it, but none of the videos play. I'll let them stay, but be aware that if you don't have protection, DO NOT CLICK on this site's advertisments, and go for the videos only. I'll run this past StnCld to see his experience with this site, and we'll pull them down if we have much more of a problem with it. I miss the good ol' days when 3rd party file servers actually helped transfer their customers' files instead of commercial porn crap.