Foamy T. Squirrel

Damn they're hungry. Kristy's working fast with the cooking, and is now eating watermelon with a knife. Hope she doesn't stab herself.

Obama has become victorious over the evil racism of the Infidels! We will have peace in our time! Iran WILL get its nukes, and Obama's great legacy as President of the United States will be sealed in the annals of human history! Allahu akbar!

If you are trying to get the girls to quit smoking cigarettes, I suspect you'll need to give them something healthier to suck on while they go through withdrawals. This could be very hard work for you, so let me know if you need some help with them. :P

If RLC ensured the tenants would be home naked and fucking 24/7, fulfilling the fantasies of their audience, their site would be competing with xhamster and other standard porn sites. Furthermore, people would suspect that the entire show is scripted for maximum hit rates, and it would not show a shred of the "reality" feeling that real voyeurs desire. Plus, those who study human behavior as an intellectual pursuit would know it's a 100% professional porn production sham. A certain amount of improvisation happens (ex. Milana flipping-off the camera), but even that is interesting as hell and certainly appeared to have happened spontaneously, a product of Milana's own mind, undevised by any San Fernando Valley porn-screenplay writer.

RLC will be fine. Yesterday's fight between Paul & Leora got posted on 4chan.or/b, with pix and link. Every time that happens, new membership at RLC spikes. And we usually gain visitors at CC. As for the girls, if I was visiting Barcelona, I sure as hell wouldn't spend my time indoors.

I tend to agree with dfCcap. If it doesn't come from within, but by trying to restrict your environment, you'll relapse the first chance you get. We can't always control our environment or circumstances. The only thing we can control is our attitude towards them.

This last fight hit 4chan/b.org about ten minutes ago. Watch RLC's Alexa rating surge. It usually does.

Because we trust our animal instincts. ;D

Face it, Pepe, it's the goddamn rabbits that get all the good parts in our cartoon business. This discrimination needs to stop. Granted, Bugs is talented, but all the useless fuzzy stupid other bunnies are an insult to the animal kingdom. Incidentally, I want you to know that every time I encounter a skunk, I treat them with the utmost respect...

Gee, you live in a really bad dictatorship, don't you? You can smoke anywhere you like where I live, as long as it's pot. ;D

@ OZI - wrong flag, bro. If I could post this on my profile, I would: That way, we could both say we're being honest about which cuntry we now are forced to live in.

Don't worry, the liberals have plenty of people to run against Donald Trump who are just as entertaining -- plus the side benefit that unlike Trump, they don't bring up important or uncomfortable issues. I mean, if you're going to watch the US continue to go down the drain, you at least want to get some comic relief out of the show. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mijjdYtHz-o

That could be the usual translation error with gender pronouns when rendered from French to English. On the other hand, if I were Scooter, I'd have a certain gender problem with myself, and would probably become highly interested in lesbian sex with that woman. Maybe I could get technique lessons from Kira so I'd be prepared to lick the Gate of Heaven properly.

It's not worth it to me, but I realize it could be worth the money to someone else, especially to a voyeur who prefers unscripted and unsolicited actions. Whatever floats your boat is fine with me. $45 USD buys a decent bottle of Single Malt Scotch if you shop around a bit. ;D

As you would expect, I'm from the land of fruits and nuts. ;D It was a wonderful place in the old days before it got Californicated.

Actually, I think that leaving TV's on is damn near an official RLC policy. Either that, or you must have a cat or other animal to trip off the motion sensors to make it look like something is happening.

A blues moment, with a perfect voice.

Talk to the guy who took this picture of me, Kami & Kristy. I think he works on a commission basis. He might be able to set you up with a photo-shoot. (The Image Content is No Longer Accessible and has been Removed)

Still waiting to see your portfolio! I'll bet it's pretty hot! Don't need masterpieces -- this is a high production, fast-paced operation. Cleverness required. And a squirrel in the picture can't hurt.

You are correct, we don't. A fully vetted/authentic copy of the contract has never surfaced on CC, and I doubt that it ever will. Another problem is that many members don't read the RLC-user agreement, and they get pissed off when tenants are not splayed naked in front of the cameras 24/7.

One does not simply acquire one of these programs so they can do trick stuff easily. They don't make photo editing easy, they just make the impossible possible. They are not easy to learn, they require discipline. I use GIMP on occasion, because I work with both Windows and Ubuntu, and it's open source, just like LibreOffice and it gets the job done for free. A view of a tutorial for GIMP is a good thing to watch to see if you have the patience to actually get involved in photo-editing. A basic one is here: Udemy.com also has classes on-line for GIMP & PhotoShop, and there are tons of tutorials on YouTube for both of them. I probably won't pursue the art form because of my time constraints and other projects, (same reason I won't be learning how to play a violin this year) but I certainly admire the work that Europmike, SanPer, Hope and others do to contribute to this forum. They get a special dispensation from me as opposed to jackasses who do nothing but hurl insults or post spam. I wish we had more members like them contributing fun material. Thank you, our esteemed CC artists.

That's maybe another hobby. She has many talents and interests. Her career in real life is "Goddess." All her woodland creature friends agree on this, so it must be true. :) :-* ;) (The Image Content is No Longer Accessible and has been Removed)

Page 79? Amazing. So many different people from different backgrounds, all sharing their music, and not attacking one another. Kudos to the Squirrel who started it! ;D As I mod, I can't come here often. I'm busy taking down endless spammers. I'm busy doing police work. So are some others here now, but this is for her. I think if she was older, she'd be their fan. You see, when it comes to music, we all get along just fine:

That picture is legal on CC and perfectly legitimate. I will not remove it. I will remove trolls, however. Back off.

Young men worry about the size of their penis; older men worry about the size of their goddamned prostate. Young men gather and talk about their girls, their cars, their beer; old men gather and talk about their medical procedures, their prescriptions, and young girls. It's called the aging process and it sucks and then you die.