Foamy T. Squirrel

I don't care what a woman does for a living, as long as she's honest about it. I hate pretentious "princesses." And no, squirrel doesn't think they're lesbians at all; but it would be nice to think that they are sometimes bi-curious!

There is a reason why Nora lovers went underground. Most newbies don't know how she can shine. With Kamila & Kristy, they probably won't ever learn. This apartment went from abysmal to being the hottest topic on CC. N&K finally pulled it off. 10 points for RLC.

Thank you, sunny754. You are a kind and generous CC member, whom I now hold in high esteem.

Screw the apartment. It's the girls that need maintenance right now. Full frontal, ending with internal massage. Any volunteers?

Nope, leave it alone. I'm still assimilating the results. Odd that Nora is doing so well considering her recent bad press, and it's odd that Maya is tied with her but not listed in bold face. I understand some of the lower scores; these women didn't hang out long, or were not particularly attractive to our general CC customer base (Dana). Alina and Alma came through fine: they have the eternal loyalty of their fans, which is what got Nora through so well. But I knew Leora would win the top award. Next up: how about a poll for the best housekeeper or most disliked RLC male tenant? I'll venture a guess on those, too, if you want to try that one.

How about "Nope."

Re Kristy. Just breath slowly and rhythmically. We'll get through this.

Once in a while, our best posters remind us of what excellent threads we can have here. Thank you, gentlemen, for your hard work, and for sharing your discoveries.

Squirrel notices that two hero/paid members are having a tiff with one another. No matter. Nora seems to have had such friction with some of the other girls from time to time. It happens. I expect such things (along with Snaky's latest report ;) :-X ). But back on topic, I'm sure our new guest Kristy will be beloved and treated well by CamCaps members. Right guys? :P

European's music doesn't get enough airplay in my part of the forest. So I'll follow StnCld's Abba with some high testosterone Euromusik.

I expect the Alma/Isabel/Alina fan club crowd to filter back. Carla seems to exhibit all of their best attributes, plus a possibility of many more. :) And even I must admit that I am happy to see that this couch is no longer lonely, and is now getting utilized again for its hallowed traditional purpose. :P (Alma: good heart. Isabel: sexual hotty. Alina: graceful sweetness. Couch: sturdy construction!)

Any girl who will flip off the camera should stay. I automatically like spunky women. Milana gained ten squirrel points when she did that. Other than that, the apartment is like Grand Central Station, where traveling models, showgirls and female espionage agents hang out in between train transfers.

DirtyBin called in sick today. Hopefully it will be feeling better tomorrow. Dr. Admin has been notified. Loss of any images of goddess Leora is a great threat to the sanity of all mankind.

This thread amazes me. It probably has the most posts expressing both disgust at the residents (including Kiko -- who has never been known to beat his wife) and the girls, who are either cheap diseased whorish cunts or absolute goddesses, depending upon your point of view. In my humble squirrely opinion, RLC tried something different with this apartment. And it obviously worked. Just don't fall in love too much with any of the tourist girls. Some of them don't last long enough to show anything but plastic personalities.

To clarify my statement: "We're not talking about innocent fantasy here." By that, I meant to say that this was not about sexual pleasure, nor is it about consenting adults enjoying S&M role playing. This Yarik thing was about a sadist and his abuse of a psychologically mutilated masochistic woman. I have no problem with the sex thing. This wasn't a sex thing. This wasn't role play. This was not done for pleasure or fun. It was real life violence. I hope you understand my stance on the issue. Or else. ;D

Yes. This happens to me often, even for non-RLC innocuous public domain files. Dare I say, the site can be "squirrely" at times. As for RLC bans, posting anything with the embedded codes will get you banned from RLC, and posting RLC content -- no matter if it's edited or not -- will get a DMCA take-down request from RLC. Thank you for bringing up the subject. I have always thought we needed a separate forum to discuss capturing, editing, and posting. I haven't seen much interest expressed by members yet, but I still think it would be helpful. Any volunteers?

For a man who CC people complain about, Paul pleases her, and his foreplay was long-lasting and successful. I haven't had the patience for that much foreplay in fucking decades, and I doubt that most of the younger jack-offs here who criticize Paul know what foreplay actually is. The fact is that she loves the man. And she wants attention and foreplay. All women do. Now, as for Scooter running around with Leora's soaked underwear in her mouth, that's a different story. I don't know what little yip dogs want, but I'd throw the critter a piece of beef jerky and get it out of the room.

Army Sniper is now the CamCaps Official Caption Writer, a coveted position worthy of great honor. Congratulations on the promotion. I'll see if Admin can append that title to your Profile as soon as practical. ;D ;D ;D PS: Yes, Sniper -- it's the same pay grade as being a Moderator!!! 8) Enjoy the filthy lucre when it comes rolling in!! ;)

I sent this to euromike as a PM, but I think it applies to all the CamCaps members: "Whelp, obviously RLC listened to its customer base, or didn't want to be known as an S&M site, or both. Well done. I never like to see women cry or be fearful: It's a sin against a man's own manhood: we are genetically designed to protect our loved ones from harm, not to dish it out." S&M is a complex psychological process involving two or more humans, all of which have major emotional malfunctions. It is scary, it is meth, it has no socially redeeming characteristics, and it destroys rather than gives joy and life. We're not talking about innocent fantasy here.

Good points, Ozi. Real Life Cam promises "real life," and they certainly deliver as promised. Whether we like it or not.

Hi, CamCaps members! If you really get-off with your sexual satisfaction over this kind of violence/psychological torture of women thing, and think that this couple has improved RLC, please PM me. I can help you get into a special invite-only CamCaps club! It's called Banned! In the meantime, I think the RLC mods should smack down their banhammer on this jerk. Real life doesn't need this crap, and it doesn't need Yarik, and I don't fault any CamCaps members who get pissed off, emotional and disgusted with such a show on RLC. They make me proud of CC. CamCaps members have some class, after all, since I haven't got one report or comment that supports what's going on in that apartment. I wonder what Nora, Leora, and Maya think. I wonder what Kiko, Paul, and the other men of RLC think. I do believe RLC is studying its options and looking at its hit and subscription rates, while wondering how this fits with its business plan and its brand identity.

RLC subscribers should let RLC know that watching tenants get beaten is neither interesting nor a sexual turn-on, even for the most dedicated voyeur. Yarik thinks that RLC stands for Real Life Crime. I think Yarik should learn that prison offers free rent and nightly sex, too.

Si, mi amigo.Es propósito de mal gusto. Pero no creo que estas chicas son putas. Si son putas, siguen siendo las mujeres jóvenes bonitas, y no me importa cómo se ganan su dinero ...

Maybe they're just reminiscing about their early childhood when their beloved mommy came home late at night with cum dripping down her legs. ;D

Squirrel is currently ROFLOL. Brilliant comment, ol' boy! Refreshingly delightful to see wit at CC these days. ;D "One of the most lethal weapons in the arsenal of humor is the understatement: it demonstratively points out the obvious by not pointing out the obvious." -Dr. Nathanial Simpson, 'Charming Quarks'