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Foamy T. Squirrel

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  1. Yes, I would include them in my statement. They are the dupes, their elected leaders are the operatives, trained by the Ghost of the Third ComIntern.
  2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBd1hBT9vNc
  3. Judging from the huge amount of territory gained by radical Muslims during the Obama era, the real idiots, fools, traitors and liars are in charge of the US Government.
  4. I reserve the right to cuss out anyone who has more karma than me. So fuck you again. Besides, Parasite's gone, so I have to do his dirty work for him. Another -1 for you. Now, thank me.
  5. Congratulations and fuck you. I've worked my fuckin's paws off, paid the big bucks to get a goddamn worthless paid membership, and don't get any goddamn appreciation whatsoever. Admin doesn't even give me cheap generic peanuts from WalMart anymore. -1 for your lack of humility! http://www.audiosparx.com/sa/archive/Talking/Talking-profanity/Im-Surrounded-By-Assholes/3496
  6. Not to make light of a bad, horrible subject, my friend, but really, we might as well laugh now because quite soon the world will cry. Very soon.
  7. Excuse me for being verbose (talk too much), but I started a thread in Old Dude's about our language problems on the board. I suggest we move over there for such discussions. Trying to control threads with CamCaps members is worse than herding cats. Or squirrels... ;D (PS: I wouldn't be found in the company with Marta, David, or any of their friends. I can't afford the RLC premium subscription, but I might consider teaching Marta some tricks as long as she was alone and naked --because all squirrels are like humans -- they all have their price, and ultimately, they all sell out. :P)
  8. I am a very tolerant little squirrel. But I'm a citizen of the US. I can say whatever I want to say in American-English about my government, and I can say it with impunity. Chinese citizens, North Korean citizens --German citizens -- even British subjects and Canadians, cannot. I can also worship as I choose if my religion does not interfere with the rights of my fellow individuals, defend myself if attacked, and bring down the government if it should become a tyranny. The Government cannot interfere. The US Government does not give me these simple rights. Neither does the U.S. Constitution --it merely acknowledges that such basic human rights exist a priori. This is what we call "American Exceptionalism." If it's got given by government, it cannot be legitimately taken away. (This was a smart move by the Founders.) Most people who speak versions of Chinese or Russian would not understand this concept: but they all seem to want to live here. I would have wished three things in my life: To dance (women love men who can dance), to have bought Google stock at $1-a-share in a private placement transaction, and to have the skills to be a polyglot. (Nora and Lora come fourth and fifth.) No, I'm not going to translate this. Sorry. I know that google or bing will screw up the translation... Here is the real universal language of the world today, and the reason why so many people want to learn English as a foreign language:
  9. Well, how about this. (From now on, you'll need to use Bing translator to converse with me in Klingon. It's a privacy issue...) http://finance.yahoo.com/news/mysterious-fake-cellphone-towers-intercepting-162645809.html
  10. Admin: you need to make a bigger statement when you make such changes. We old guys are all too drunk and sleepy, and the young kids are too busy jacking off to notice. Maybe Nora's face plastered all over the welcome screen would work. I know it would work for me. And noise. Lot's of noise. We old dudes are hard of hearing.
  11. Time to post something that my American "Progressives" always relax to after a hard day of golfing, fund-raising, and taxing. Enjoy this song while it lasts. I give it until November, then it will be in short supply. Existing stock will run out by 2016. If not, then individual liberty will run out by 2020.
  12. I'll buy this and give it to TBG just as soon as I win the Powerball lottery. I think it would look nice with his living room decor.
  13. I missed the Stone's cuz I didn't ditch school. Dammit. However, that dancing girl in the maid outfit would certainly fit in nicely at RLC. Kinda reminds me of a few other ladies over there that I've seen.
  14. Regarding Camcaps members, the word that comes to mind is not "instructional." It's "institutionalize."
  15. Sorry, I don't do mind-pretzels on Tuesdays. Or for you, Wednesday. Or, ah, http://camcaps.net/the-old-dudes-board/juke-box/msg69407/#msg69407
  16. Calling that thing a musical instrument is like calling the Saturn V launch vehicle a 4th-of-July firework. Seldom, now days, do you see such craftsmanship, artistry, and engineering combined as you see with these older installation masterpieces. Here's another one for TBG's bucket list.
  17. OK, so this became a thread about fucked-up people. But thanks to Ozi, it's now progressed to military science. I'm cool with that. I eat this war technology stuff for breakfast. It's something that humans have been historically very good at. 8)
  18. As far as rich-pig-socialist-celebrities are concerned, I'd much rather see Nora in a fat suit or putting together a jig-saw puzzle, Leora painting a picture of Scooter, or Diana singing her favorite Foamy the Squirrel song.
  19. I don't see the Marta & David apartment either. And frankly, Scarlett, I don't give a damn.
  20. Comprendo, senior cortes43. Our love for beautiful women, good wine, good food and music, are the world's universal languages. Nuestro amor por las mujeres hermosas, buen vino, buena comida y música, son lenguajes universales del mundo.
  21. I suggest we let this thread rise for an hour, or until doubled, then pop it into Maya's oven and see what happens.
  22. Many English speakers here are mindless idiots who do not post information or insights. I would prefer the company of people who contribute to the excitement and thrills of CC. Alas, content is more important than the medium by which it is transferred. Darkman is a good contributor, and many English-speakers here are assholes without insights or information. Therefore, little squirrel supports Darkman. Viva Darkman!
  23. Darkman is a paid member, observes the couples with great intensity, and he has valuable information. Some of you are not paid members, you don't observe the couples with intensity, and you have no valuable information. And you don't have furry tails. How pathetic you are. So back the fuck off. Darkman contributes interesting information if you only take the time to understand.
  24. Hey Ozi: It's still today for me. (That's tomorrow for you, but you're standing upside down, so it hardly matters. :D) Also, on this day in history, in 1951, Australia, New Zealand and the United States signed the ANZUS Treaty, a mutual defense pact. I wonder if Obama will honor it.
  25. Let me rephrase that: "They just don't walk around nude on a web cam." (Although I think I could handle Kitten prancing around nude on my monitors, you blokes just aren't gonna make the grade.)
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