Foamy T. Squirrel

I am a very tolerant little squirrel. But I'm a citizen of the US. I can say whatever I want to say in American-English about my government, and I can say it with impunity. Chinese citizens, North Korean citizens --German citizens -- even British subjects and Canadians, cannot. I can also worship as I choose if my religion does not interfere with the rights of my fellow individuals, defend myself if attacked, and bring down the government if it should become a tyranny. The Government cannot interfere. The US Government does not give me these simple rights. Neither does the U.S. Constitution --it merely acknowledges that such basic human rights exist a priori. This is what we call "American Exceptionalism." If it's got given by government, it cannot be legitimately taken away. (This was a smart move by the Founders.) Most people who speak versions of Chinese or Russian would not understand this concept: but they all seem to want to live here. I would have wished three things in my life: To dance (women love men who can dance), to have bought Google stock at $1-a-share in a private placement transaction, and to have the skills to be a polyglot. (Nora and Lora come fourth and fifth.) No, I'm not going to translate this. Sorry. I know that google or bing will screw up the translation... Here is the real universal language of the world today, and the reason why so many people want to learn English as a foreign language:

Well, how about this. (From now on, you'll need to use Bing translator to converse with me in Klingon. It's a privacy issue...) http://finance.yahoo.com/news/mysterious-fake-cellphone-towers-intercepting-162645809.html

Admin: you need to make a bigger statement when you make such changes. We old guys are all too drunk and sleepy, and the young kids are too busy jacking off to notice. Maybe Nora's face plastered all over the welcome screen would work. I know it would work for me. And noise. Lot's of noise. We old dudes are hard of hearing.

Time to post something that my American "Progressives" always relax to after a hard day of golfing, fund-raising, and taxing. Enjoy this song while it lasts. I give it until November, then it will be in short supply. Existing stock will run out by 2016. If not, then individual liberty will run out by 2020.

I'll buy this and give it to TBG just as soon as I win the Powerball lottery. I think it would look nice with his living room decor.

I missed the Stone's cuz I didn't ditch school. Dammit. However, that dancing girl in the maid outfit would certainly fit in nicely at RLC. Kinda reminds me of a few other ladies over there that I've seen.

Regarding Camcaps members, the word that comes to mind is not "instructional." It's "institutionalize."

Sorry, I don't do mind-pretzels on Tuesdays. Or for you, Wednesday. Or, ah, http://camcaps.net/the-old-dudes-board/juke-box/msg69407/#msg69407

Calling that thing a musical instrument is like calling the Saturn V launch vehicle a 4th-of-July firework. Seldom, now days, do you see such craftsmanship, artistry, and engineering combined as you see with these older installation masterpieces. Here's another one for TBG's bucket list.

OK, so this became a thread about fucked-up people. But thanks to Ozi, it's now progressed to military science. I'm cool with that. I eat this war technology stuff for breakfast. It's something that humans have been historically very good at. 8)

As far as rich-pig-socialist-celebrities are concerned, I'd much rather see Nora in a fat suit or putting together a jig-saw puzzle, Leora painting a picture of Scooter, or Diana singing her favorite Foamy the Squirrel song.

I don't see the Marta & David apartment either. And frankly, Scarlett, I don't give a damn.

Comprendo, senior cortes43. Our love for beautiful women, good wine, good food and music, are the world's universal languages. Nuestro amor por las mujeres hermosas, buen vino, buena comida y música, son lenguajes universales del mundo.

I suggest we let this thread rise for an hour, or until doubled, then pop it into Maya's oven and see what happens.

Many English speakers here are mindless idiots who do not post information or insights. I would prefer the company of people who contribute to the excitement and thrills of CC. Alas, content is more important than the medium by which it is transferred. Darkman is a good contributor, and many English-speakers here are assholes without insights or information. Therefore, little squirrel supports Darkman. Viva Darkman!

Darkman is a paid member, observes the couples with great intensity, and he has valuable information. Some of you are not paid members, you don't observe the couples with intensity, and you have no valuable information. And you don't have furry tails. How pathetic you are. So back the fuck off. Darkman contributes interesting information if you only take the time to understand.

Hey Ozi: It's still today for me. (That's tomorrow for you, but you're standing upside down, so it hardly matters. :D) Also, on this day in history, in 1951, Australia, New Zealand and the United States signed the ANZUS Treaty, a mutual defense pact. I wonder if Obama will honor it.

Let me rephrase that: "They just don't walk around nude on a web cam." (Although I think I could handle Kitten prancing around nude on my monitors, you blokes just aren't gonna make the grade.)

I understand what you are trying to explain. I do not know if four ports from a single ISP address would equate to one or four hits. I really can't afford such a luxury, and though some of the women are cute, I can get that for free anywhere. I'm simply more interested in their personalities and stories. No matter what RLC does regarding special effects, their current flock of personalities generally don't look like they are more interesting humans than previous tenants. In fact, 50% are downright dull people. With the exception of Diana and Efim, I'd say that the St. Petersburg experiment has been a depressing wash-out. The thing to watch for is not necessarily RLC's hit ratio, but its estimated income. It is a business, after all, and income vs cost metrics are everything. We shall see how this experiment evolves. As for CamCaps, it's a kid's sandbox, with over-aged kids who play in it. And sometimes I think it's more real, and certainly cheaper, and the people here are just as interesting --they just don't walk around nude, thank God.

Sorry, you'll have to provide the obscure gems from the Australian outback...but I will provide an American trucking equivalent in honor of The Big Guy... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5UUS0B3Gag

I don't mind a few discrete, well-done tattoos. I don't run into them too often. It merely announces that the woman is rather exotic, and maybe a bit much for me. What I absolutely detest, however, is piled-up, caked-on makeup, radically fake hair color, and suffocating perfume. And fake tits. Gimme a girl-next-door any day of the week...

He's not trying to give a bad image of Islam. It does the work for him.

So much for the Obama economic "strategy"... http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-04-29/real-unemployment-rate-20-american-families-everyone-unemployed

Where I come from, survivalists live OFF GRID. Iceland can do that as far as regards energy: geothermal can be quite effective, eliminating the need for constant oil shipments. On the other hand, living like a global shut-in leads to inbreeding and blind six-fingered guitar players. Still, I must admit, some of those Iceland girls really knock me out.

Cripes, Ozi, don't you realize what "Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport" does to the Old American Dudes' minds? Our brains freeze. It requires an Control-Alt-Delete sequence for me to even think clearly after you mentioned it. Hell, we sang that song in our third grade class along with "My Country 'Tis of Thee." (You and the Brits all know the tune of "My Country 'Tis of Thee" but our lyrics were a tad bit different on that one.) We all loved those songs. We were kids so we could sing as a group and not bring in the SWAT team. I'd be arrested now for trying to sing even some easy stuff like "Purple People Eater." How could anyone think ill of the man who wrote it? What the fuck is wrong with the world?! The man was a fucking genius! My guess for number one is, of course, Richard Nixon. My guess for number three is Paris Hilton, the human condom, but I might be wrong on this, since I'm old and I now have an ear worm in my head that says: