Foamy T. Squirrel

I think that Xi would love NATO and the new Imperial Russian Federation to go to war, and expend themselves. Then China gets the oil it wants and the world then belongs to them. I expected you'd come visit this thread. A Marxist ideologue is the spice of conversation. And regarding your comments about my little self:

If Biden finishes dying in office, what are Kamala Harris's best qualifications for getting to be POTUS, and how did she attain such a high office as VPOTUS?

I'll start: Which world leader do you think is doing the most effective job of making their country great again?

Here we discuss the heavy responsibility of being a world leader.

This set-up can be confusing. For learners who are graphically oriented (meaning they prefer to SEE things like tits and ass), I have added a graphic explanation. The underlined blue is the FORUM NAME. Only god-like powers (only the Admin and Forum Admin) can alter these. The sub-forum is highlighted in yellow. A member can add a topic to these. The black circle is where you click to create a topic. Hope this helps. I fumble around with this sort of stuff myself.

Congrats. You already started a new topic called "Question...?" General Discussion is not a topic. It's more like a board, or a Full-on Forum. "Random Discussion" is one of it's features: a sub-forum. Topics can be created within a sub-forum using the "Start New Topic" button. It's one of those nested things like web page names like "Forum>Bert&Ernie's House>/hilarious perversions>basement/unsafeforwork/disgusting." Any other questions or problems message me and I'll try to help or get you someone who can. I don't understand a bunch of this forum stuff either, but StnCld owes me a few favors for my contributions to the topic "Naked Canadian Girls in the Snow".

I consider the 1,000 centrifuges (made in Deutschland, no doubt) designed for refining 500 tons of yellow cake, and massive stores of nerve gas to be WMD.

For those who have not clicked on the link, do so. It's awesome video work. Nice job, IPM.

I remember Abby Winters and Girls Out West. Unfortunately, I'm in the wrong West for those pretty ones. Anyhow, here's some T&A:

Couldn't resist. Name all four to get points. Winner gets to sleep with them all!

Back on topic: A family's driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windshield. Embarrassed, and trying to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry, dear. That was just an insect." "Wow," the boy replies. "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"

(I say, I say, that's an inside joke, son.)

As couples go, Mustafa and Trump are better than watching Joe and Rachel go at it.

In WWII, Europeans burned their furniture to keep from freezing to death in winter. I hope IKEA funiture burns well. Should'a listened to Trump's warning...

Now we know who won the Cold War. (Actually, the KGB did all the work.)

What's worse than waking up at a party and finding a penis drawn on your face? Finding out it was traced.

Now, back to funny jokes... Here's a oldy but disgusting one for those who have missed it: So, a hillbilly is sitting in his rocking chair, and his daughter comes up to him and says "Daddy, can I borrow the car?" "Sure honey," he says, "But ya know what ya gotta do." He unzipps his pants, pulls out his organ, and the daughter kneels and takes it in. "But daddy! This tastes like shit!" she screams. "Oh sorry," he says, "Your brother's got the car."

I'll stay away from that one. It's not exactly what Gene Kelley expected...

It's a depiction of modern reality as rendered by computer that was running a chimp-out algorhythm. Very musical. This next clip of the things that the AI was taught which will help explain it to you. (Warning: do not try these experiments at home. Your wife will never let you watch sports again, and she will see that the nice men in the white coats take you away to the funny farm.) 1662396522289421.webm

A hungry tourist in Spain decides to try the local cuisine at a restaurant. He see a huge plate, smothered in sauce, served to a gentleman at the next table. The man appears to be in heaven as he excitedly devours the food. "I'd like to try that," he tells the waiter. "I'm sorry, but we can only serve one plate of that each night, after the bull fight. He is enjoying the bulls' testicles, and it is delicious and makes you very virile. If you wish I can arrange for you to have the delicacy from tomorrow night's bull fight. It's agreed. So the man comes back the next night, and the waiter greets him and serves him a small plate of food, smothered in a little bit of sauce. "What is this?!" the tourist angrily demands. "Well sir, sometimes the bull wins."

A woman's abusive boyfriend ran off one day. After a while, she got very lonely, so she posted an ad that said "Man wanted. Must not hit me. Must not run away. Must be terrific in bed." Her phone ran constantly, and a line of men were lined up outside her door, but none of them met her qualifications. She had all but given up her quest when the door bell rang. She opened the door to see a man with no arms or legs laying on her welcome mat. "But you have no arms!" she said. "So I'll never hit you," he replied. "But you don't have any legs, either!" she exclaimed. "So I'll never run away from you," he said. "No arms, no legs. Why on earth would I pick a man like you?" "I rang the door bell, didn't I?"

I don't know why Joey always resorts to emotional stories about Beau. Beau's dead. Maybe Joe makes political points off Beau while Hunter makes money off Joe's political power? Humm... Biden says son Beau 'lost his life in Iraq' during Colorado speech WWW.FOXNEWS.COM President Biden claimed that his son Beau "lost his life in Iraq" during a speech on Wednesday near Vail, Colorado, where he designated Camp Hale as a national monument.

Gee, and we thought the corruption of the FBI was only at the top command.