Foamy T. Squirrel

I always pretty much hate it when members complain that a tenant should leave the project just because she doesn't do everything that the member unjustly demands. I don't get upset about speculation, however, since it's usually just speculation. The facts around here (of which there are few) travel through the PM system anyway, and that is not moderated. Which gives us Mods time to do a few household chores between banning spammers and evildoers and spewing our own philosophy.

To my knowledge, she's only created portraits of a dog, a wolf, an owl, and various rag dolls of other animals, including human characters. No skunks or squirrels or woolly mammoths or cats. Not sure about a hamster. We outsiders must suffer the heartbreak of unrequited love, while Scutus could easily visit any time he chooses. Dogs seem to enchant her in excess of their worth. Oh, woe unto us. So much for social justice...

I thought you took the picture. You can't be in it; your contract was with Warner Bros., not Disney.

Gee, I'm absolutely shocked to hear that the girls are not virgins! We Mods thought they were pure as the wind-driven snow! How shocking! 😁 (We mods have discussed this endlessly. Just don't belabor the point either way too much. It will become annoying. They are paid to show off their sexiness and we don't consider that immoral. Just fun.)

I don't think any of the girls can do what Leora does, but some of them appear to have been taking lessons from her...

We were talking about time zones, and Leora is 12-15 hours ahead of North America. In other words, most of the South and North American members are asleep when she's awake. ☹️ The clip is from "Sleeping Beauty," Courtesy of the photographer, aka Pepe.

Somebody around here is wayyyy too consumed with jealousy of Paul. And honestly, Leora loves Paul, not us, and I'm tired of hearing constant and serious insults directed at Paul. We have a rule about annoying squirrels and members around here. It's one thing to poke friendly fun at Paul, but another to constantly harp on hatred.

I miss a lot of activity, since I'm on the other side of the earth and am usually asleep. But yes, these times work out according to my time zone -- on average --, but she's been showing up at surprising times, which is always a treat when it happens. So, I don't think you are horribly wrong about this. She probably is pleased to know that she is beloved by the entire world, and attempts to accommodate little woodland creatures in North America when she gets a chance.

I got a bad feeling about this newbie. All he needs to do is bark, identify as a dog, and enter the dog rescue program, and then we've got a massive competition problem around here...

The question is: Are you big enough to wear a hamster cam, but small enough that Scooter won't notice you? We need to beef-up our surveillance, especially since we understand that Jugghead and Aussie are starting a pizza delivery service in Krasnoyarsk. They could thwart our plans to rescue the Goddess from her lonely captivity.

That was a Siberian hamster, my fluffy-tailed friend... They're just cute enough to be dangerous competitors for Leora's attentions...

You know it's a slow night on RLC when we CC veterans must resort to inside jokes... Tomorrow. There's always tomorrow. Beautiful things could happen, but I'm still hoping she'll pull out the easel and get back to her painting...my portrait is long overdue...

The pecan shells neutralize the smell of "odorous molecules" that otherwise would contaminate her panties. Perhaps I should feed the shells to Scooter, and that way, stinking such as you have bequeathed unto her panties, she would cease wearing underwear entirely. I have no problem with that. As long as I can find a chubby-hole by her sewing machine with some fresh Siberian air and a great view.

I hope that someone here appreciates the trouble I go through sharing Leora's panty drawer with this skunk guy.

Are there two white stripes painted on the black dildo? Just wondering . . . 🤣

I don't see why not. We've seen everything else in all these voyeur sites, including quite a few non-sexuals and way too many members of Orwell's blanket-covered junior anti-sex league. Nobody has any problems with a tenant's race or sexual orientation, so the addition of a transsexual would just add interest, even among heteros. It would be nicer though, if they were just every-day people and not sex pros, and acted naturally. Voyeurs around here prefer that.

That was a pile of rocks?! Gee, I thought you had visited there and marked your territory! 🤣 Have a good year, dog friend!

Thank you for the pix captures, sulzer 25059.

Adolf, Mao, and Joe -- nobody mentioned Joe -- are common names, that are independent of the specific people who committed millions of innocent people to death. I think we should derail this to the World Politics section and get back on topic. Thank you.

While we're at it:

And yes, I'm off-topic. I'll ban myself tomorrow. I promise.

I nominate you for the official "WTF? Poster of the Year," truly an honor. Accept it with pride. Maybe we should start a "WTF?" in the Old Dudes forum in your honor. Or maybe we should name it "WTFGWWTW." (What the fuck's gone wrong with this world?) I mean, that guy's scary as hell, and I'm a grown-up.

CamCaps is like California. . . land of fruits and nuts. OK, let's get back on topic, since we squirrels are always interested in a warm place to bury our nuts!