Foamy T. Squirrel

I'm here to spread global CO2 awareness. It's kind of like spreading Vegemite or mayonnaise.

It's a strategic spot on Earth, apparently. But it wasn't important to the Obama Administration when it was annexed by Russia, so it's not important to the world. So I have been told. And everybody in the world loved Obama. The Obama Admin told me so by their actions, so Russian activity here is not important to the world. It's just the general normal normal it's always been with the Black Sea. Nothing new to see here. Move along, move along.

I will gladly sell you indulgences from the Church of Foamy, so that you may be forgiven for your sins. Special discounts apply to Premium CamCaps members. Just email me your bank account numbers, social security or other national ID numbers, and photographs of yourself and wife or partner in compromising positions. Hurry now and get a 10% discount. And eternal salvation. Thank you. Protect the Earth; protect the squirrels. And feed us pecans. We're tired of these shitty peanuts. (PS: I have read the FOIA compressed E-mail discussions from the "experts" of East Anglia. Their methods differ greatly from the scientific method I was taught in school. They would have flunked even my 5th grade science classes. I'd upload it here, but Admin probably would not approve of the huge waste of bandwidth. They are extensive and damning.) Have a nice day.

So far it's not looking good for the EU either politically, culturally, or economically. It's not that pride and nationalism are the problem. It's that the EU's Imperialism is not compatible with the various cultures that constitute the various nations of Europe. Then there's the problem of democratic socialism -- they've voted themselves free stuff, and the free stuff is now too expensive for them to afford. This is at the heart of the current troubles in Paris and Brussels. Think of me as a free-trade capitalist and globalist when it comes to economics; and a nationalist when it comes to culture and politics. A European Economic Union idea is fine with me because it promotes trade; but centralized political control from Brussels looks like a non-starter. There's a reason why the French are French, the English are English, and the Germans are German. It was Nationalism that destroyed the Holy Roman Empire, and nationalism that defeated the Soviet Imperialism in eastern Europe, and it was Nationalism that destroyed Hitler's united Europe. Nationalism not the bad thing that Macron said it was. Viva la France. I hope they work it out without much destruction and violence.

I use two 27" LGs 14 inches from my face. I now detest doing anything without dual monitors, and absolutely HATE cell phones. My Kindle is great for reading straight material, but all video and intensive multi-tasking happens on my dual-monitor battle station with the fast video board. I'm spoiled rotten.

Mysterious boyfriend isn't a tenant, so RLC hasn't assigned him a stage name. I don't know if anybody has heard his real name, so Boy Toy, or BT, is what most of us are using. Stepan was nice enough to Maya as far as I knew, but usually played video games by himself. I think she just got tired of his lack of ambition -- I think free rent and no job does this to a male. It seems to have been common mode of behavior for years on RLC. We've also seen plenty of females just languishing around the house, but they don't get faulted by CC members if they show their tits and asses. I'd never do RLC, but if I were their age, I'd work and bank the money and save it to buy a camera-free house, or use it to get the hell out of those countries. (Might make an exception for Barcelona, though. The weather's so much better than the other RLC cities. I think I'd turn into a beach bum and girl-watch 24/7.)

Once upon a time, all music was generated by kinetic machines, and all of the music we have is based on the music of the past. I'll just leave this here for my steampunk and technically minded friends:

Sorry, Squirrely couldn't find out where he buried it if he ever had it. He's an old squirrel and suffers from CRS (Can't Remember Shit). 😟

Although I know that she was interlinked to Lina (heavily) I cannot find a direct link to RLC management. She is a veteran; I respect her as such; and she was and is still very REAL, as opposed to the newer parade of T&A that RLC uses to attract customers. She's never played to the cameras. She's an artist. She doesn't look back. What will happen here, and what she does with her life, may be either boring or interesting. But it certainly beats watching camwhores or pro-porn actors. In Maya's case, think of it as reading a very long novel such as War and Peace. I advise extreme patience in this case. Or just click away. There is not much more that we can do about it.

This translates to: "When normal people get up to work the filthy lazy sow goes to bed with a grin and makes fun of others." How many mirrors do you have on your wall, my friend?

Says the guy who absconded with TheStarider's back-up avatar...and, dude, that's not a convertible Caddy. (Where's the charging station for that rolling bucket?)

I never get ruffled. I prefer shaken, not stirred. And Maya ain't been shaking it lately. Still, think of it as loyalty to an old girlfriend who has moved on...

"It's all rather sad," whispers little squirrel, "She once attracted such a crowd back in her Supergirl days. Methinks she just doesn't give a damn about RLC or her orphaned CC fan club anymore. Can't say I blame the woman..."

I think I'll just drop this pin so everybody can hear it.

Actually, I sing much better than that . . . Use the "caption" function if you are so dumb that you cannot understand the Squirrelish language.

Yes, he got a citation for speeding.

Lexi & Pete: Best to you on your journey. Just remember, you've still got a CC membership and you're always welcome to join us and keep us up to date on your adventure, views, and opinions.

I'll just leave this here: https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2018/11/27/nolte-only-anti-science-suckers-believe-climate-change-hysteria/

No, but this site has similar material, with better camera angles and lighting: https://www.victoriassecret.com/panties/thongs-and-v-strings

Bangs (my nickname for her), is a long-time friend of Leora's, and she's one of the few people who visits (besides the pizza guy.) Leora loves her dearly, and so do we here at the Church of the Goddess. Bangs is a pretty special gal. I wonder if Bangs has thought of adopting a lovable fluffy-tailed squirrel...😘

My, but aren't we witty today? While you're crooning, you could at least ask her to make a fuzzy little skunk doll for you...and tell her not to leave the rest of us out of it. We'd all fit on that little table next to the mirror...

I've never subscribed to any of these sites. I don't have the money. I am paid peanuts to help edit a "real life" style soap opera review called "CamCaps." But I can tell you the things a true voyeur dislikes: They don't want it scripted, they don't want it staged. The closer you can come to authenticity, using non-porn-professional people, the more voyeurs you will attract. (Real squirrels prefer pecans over peanuts, but hey, we must all make sacrifices for the good of the community. )

You betcha. Wear the badge with honor. You are a very special person. Here is the member who demonstrates all the qualities of a perfect CamCaps member with all the virtues to which we must attain... https://camcaps.net/forums/topic/11269-the-finest-camcaps-member/?tab=comments#comment-1635323952 (Sorry, Premium members only. Pay up today to become truly elite!)

Excellent job. We CC elite once took serious notice of such things, along with phone numbers on pizza boxes, because CC was especially good at being a soap opera review. We watched developments of plot lines, instead of just waistlines. Ahhh -- the good ol' days... Excuse me if I simply add the works of Schopenhauer and Hawkins, also her favorites.

This suggests that you-know-who will be hibernating in the apartment throughout the winter...and little squirrel mod will need to put up with the endless pissing and moaning from the CamCaps peanut gallery...