Foamy T. Squirrel

Keeper31's suggestion worked for me. I admit, the interface is confusing. Thanks, Keeper31. Or maybe not. Sad memories: none of my ex-girlfriends would put on this kind of a solo show for me back in the old days. Dammit!

I think it took much more time for them to realize their relationship was finished. Like months, maybe even years. I think Maya's just gone off to pioneer a new life, leaving her old baggage behind. The question is, what is she buying to replace it? Is it decent quality? Does it suit her needs? Will it last? Stay tuned . . . I think she'll be around a while longer.

Yes, obviously we should spend years and millions of dollars more to pay Federal law enforcement to check out the urine samples from the girls Trump paid to piss on the bed Obama slept in when he visited Russia. DNA samples would be impressive evidence. Maybe we should have the fastest sperm that was there testify in Congress about what he saw. It could run for days on the news cycle, and conclusive proof would dribble out if not be spewed out in a huge load. Inquiring minds want to know. I demand that our dick heads in Congress subpoena that sperm so he can can cum quickly and testify!

I've never disliked Dasha. I know she's educated and talented. She's hard to dislike, but also difficult to figure out. She's a cross between a corporate bean-counter personality at times, and a counter-culture hippie at other times, and hasn't decided which should be dominant. (Maya's going through the same revaluations of her values these days.) But I know our member philo is the official CamCaps President of the Dasha Fan Club. He speaks with an aura of authority; I shall listen.

Looks like they kept their friend from falling down the stairs in her drunken stupor. Methinks it's bed-time for Bonzo. If there's going to be a party, I think we'll need the Queen to arrange it. And a whole lot of espresso.

I'm thinking that perhaps she jumped out of the old relationship too late.

I think Maya been going through a personality change. (Duh.) I originally thought she met him in an local artist co-operative, and he was helping her with a sculpture on occasions. That would suggest they are kindred spirits. But now I'm not so sure. Now I think he's just a clean and order freak. On this, they certainly are not kindred spirits. She'd do the Spring cleaning in the past, but that was generally because Stepan never did a damn thing to keep the place under control. Other than that, cleanliness and order took a low priority and she generally preferred a messy creativeness. Maybe Boy Toy will encourage her to pull out that sexy maid outfit she once wore around the house again. I miss that. (And the Queen Khaleesi costume looked sooooo hot on her, too.)

Without question, Leora and Zoya have been the most skillful painters on RLC and Maya the best sculptor; but all the Barcelona girls have been very experienced with body painting, and it's always fun to see them perform their art. They seem to enjoy it as much as we do. Somebody hand me my paint brush -- I think Belle needs a little touch up...

Go to this link to express negativity, hostility, or self-righteous condemnations. I don't like cleaning up after food fights. Thank you.

Here we piss and moan about VHTV. Speak freely; we mods are tolerant of anything in Rants & Flames, but we get tired of people giving us shit in the general public forums. Have at it.

All hits to RLC are registered, IPs are acquired, time on a page is noted. This happens with even the most insignificant web-sites. All sites have access to such statistics. RLC doesn't need CC. We count for only a small sample for a study; their traffic volume is huge. We're just a soap opera digest for RLC. They don't care what we say. We are small-fry chattering monkeys as far as they are concerned. But if RLC kept or dumped tenants based on the tenants' viewership and traffic, we would have seen that by now. It's possible that promoting "exciting behavior" becomes a negotiation item when contracts with tenants are renewed; perhaps not. But the bonus thing, if it exists, is negotiable, and it influences RLC's tenants' behavior, hence, it would maybe increase RLC's general porn traffic, but voyeurs -- who only want to watch real stuff -- meaning REAL LIFE -- would be driven away and Reallifecam's original mission statement and promises would be nullified. I would hope that Leora does what she wants, because she wants to do it for her own personal gratification, and not because she is coerced to do it. I would also hope she'd get the fuck out of RLC if she is feels it's time for her to go. Same with the other tenants. CC is not here to promote any form of sex slavery, prostitution because of desperation, or anything of the sort.

Thanks for the pix. She seldom drinks. She does not approve of over-drinking or tobacco use. But she does love animals. Perhaps she will see it in her heart to take in little squirrel to reform him, and cure him of his vices and temptations. (At this concept, the little forest skunk is ROFL hysterically.)

Just speculation, but perhaps that pile of stuff belonged to Stepen (and maybe it's now tossed all over the front yard!) The shelf in the living room has been set up for days, restocked and if they were leaving they would have boxed this up also.

They aren't cam whores. To all of my information sources, they are not paid-per-view at RLC. Yes, they know the cams are there. Yes, they open themselves up to tons of criticism, especially the males. It comes with the job. What I'm trying to explain is that if I don't like Starfuck's coffee or their prices, I simply shop elsewhere. I do not go into Starfucks and cause a scene by yelling at everybody there that they're stupid for enjoying Starfuck's coffee. Thank you for wording your opinion effectively and providing your reasons for it.

If I find a tenant to be uninteresting, rather than insulting them in the Apartment threads, I just don't click on their apartment. I fully realize that some people have different interests, and though I might find a tenant boring, somebody else might find them fascinating. And I am not here to judge other people's tastes. It is the early couples like Maya & Stepan who put RLC on the map. They never "played" to the camera, they did not perform stunts for us, and were around long enough for us to damn near consider them friends.

And now, Dear Friends, join unto me in the reading of Krasnoyarsk 1, 5, and 10 (formerly 9) in the Great Book of RLC: "And lo, unto the world came a Goddess, and unto the Goddess came a small woodland creature of a black nature striped with white as to disguise his true intentions; smelling of perfume to disguise his own evil odor, and he sayeth unto the fluffy-tailed one, 'Halt, for this be my Goddess, this be my panty drawer in which I repose! Prepare to do battle!' And sayeth the fluffy tailed one in response, 'Challenge accepted, for I cannot hide any longer in this pillow, it is the pillow of the evil beast that protects our goddess and smells not of the Divine juices of the Goddess, but of the beast.' And lo, after a huge battle, the striped one and the fluffy-tailed one suddenly saw the shining light of the Goddess's eyes, and joined as brothers, and soon were joined from creatures around the world in mutual admiration of this Goddess; and begrudgingly accepted the power of the evil beast, for she loves it so, and they sayeth to one another, 'we might as well put up with the goddamn animal, for unto it is given that she loves it so.' " And now, Dear Friends, join us tomorrow for our next worship service in honor of our Goddess, for which this thread seems to have been created. (This spiritual message has been sponsored by CamCaps.net. Join today! It's only $20 USD a year. You'll be glad you did. Or something like that...Or else...)

Well, it's not cosmetics, but she's done this before with her once-a-year "Spring Cleaning." But this looks more substantial. I'll bet two virtual pecans and a shot of Single Malt Scotch that Howard is correct on at least one of his suggestions. I'll miss the cat tree...so will the cats. Let me know if they moved it to a pay-room...

It's an occupational hazard for you Ice People. Ice is for margaritas on a warm day by the beach, not for walking on. Something changed in her personality about then...

Little Squirrel can't resist:

Mira & Kai & Nelly & Bogdan are having dinner at N&B's place right now. It's possible that RLC is using the "Couples on Vacation" as a way to see if their prospective tenants can get used to the cameras and enjoy the life-style. In that case, we may see more of Mira & Kai. I would not complain: all those four are pretty decent and respectable couples.

We are allowed to post VHTV's stuff. That's fine with me, especially in view of RLC's hard-ass approach about stuff. That's good enough for me and I appreciate any generosity when I see it in a business; but they're really can't afford to give away the whole farm, either, or they'll go under, and we'll lose a huge piece of our playground equipment here at CamCaps.

I hope Stepan was getting laid and fucking his brains out with some young beautiful babe. Otherwise, the humiliation he suffered must have been horrendous, and that would not reflect very well on Maya's character as a human.

If that's your next door neighbor, what's your address? I'll be vacationing in your attic until I can find her panty drawer...

Thanks, BBSQ. Sadly, that last one is blocked in the USA.

Meerkat was Lora's bipedal cat -- and a professional comedian. If VHTV can get him as a tenant, the loss of a few free cams will fade into distant memories and VHTV will double their traffic.