Foamy T. Squirrel

I don't pay to watch this apartment, but certainly Kami is a classically beautiful woman, and Kristy has the most fun personality I've seen on RLC. I would have dated her in the old days and we would have had a blast, so she'll always be 10 points ahead of most of the other women on RLC just because of her personality. But I understand and agree with Moos' point. We all come here for different reasons, and some of us have enough money to enjoy the tenants 24/7.

I like N&K and nice, interesting, talented individuals. They're real. They're not obnoxious and threatening, and they don't resort to bloody violence when they have a tiff. And they're real. That has become a rare commodity on these various voyeur sites lately. Say what you want about RLC, but it's not sold as a competitor to xhamster.com

Maybe Maya will be kind to Stepan and sculpt a sex doll for him. Sex dolls don't care about their man playing video games 24/7. Then she can go back to her boyfriend full time, dress up like she once did, and get back on track and smile more often. Poor gal seems miserably unhappy...

---Official Business related comment:--- Nice work guys, but sadly we need to establish a system for how many hours a video link will survive on the various 3rd party servers. If anyone wants to help by tracking and listing their retention times, have at it.

I remember the good old days when there were fewer apartments. If RLC got quiet, we could all go over to Maya's and Stepan's and watch the kittens paw incessantly at the aquarium fishies. Now, we're left with nothing but watching Maya evolve her bizarre and somewhat morbid sculptures.

Apparently, the US Embassy to the UK is the biggest we have in Europe. (You ought to see the size of the Embassy we have planned for Pyongyang!) Which reminds me, I think my ancestors owe you for a loss of some of your tea in Boston Harbor. I hope all is forgiven. Now I wish those animals in the Middle East would get their shit together after all these years of abject inhuman stupidity and overthrow their reigning warlords...

I think we should move the US Embassy for the United Kingdom to Bath. The weather's better and the traffic is a breeze compared to London.

I wish to hell people could get specific about WHO is the one true god when they're talking about Him, Her, or It. If you're going to attack Christians, they call their god Jehovah. For Jews, it's YHVA. Muslims, it's Allah. Buddhist's god is both a process and a state of being. Marxist consider the Almight State to be their god and provider. There are tons of religions in the world with people believing different things, from the Cargo Cult (one of my favorites -- I like free stuff) to the worshipers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, to basic Statistics, but ALL RELIGIONS appear to have one thing in common: In all cases, Humans consider their "god" to be the PRIMAL CREATOR. Hence, although I am spiritual, and agnostic, I do not argue with atheists because if they are correct, then there was no creation and hence, they don't exist. ------------------------ As for Jerusalem, if you've got a problem with Israel existing or having its capital in Jerusalem, complain to the UN about it. The UN is the responsible party. It's none of my business. At least Israelis don't want to kill me or shove their ancient religion down my throat. They are also civilized, educated, and some of their IDF women are damn good looking. http://www.guns.com/2013/03/22/girls-of-the-israeli-defense-forces-37-photos/

I notice once again that Cam 2 is ahead of Cam 4 by 30 minutes. I really don't understand how RLC can make their cameras time travel like that.

As you know, Amy, the Foamy Award of Mother Fuckin' Approval is only given out on rare occasions for CC members who have bravely posted excellent material in the line of duty. However, seeing as how tenants need to be supported for their brave deeds, too, I here by entrust you this stamp of approval for meritorious conduct by tenants who appear on our pages.

Darn. Nora was just visiting. Shucks, I thought we were going to get treated to another edition of "Sorority House Romp -- The Sequel" with Nora starring again in the lead role of House Mother.

OK, thanks for setting me straight on that. I honestly can't keep up with any of the Barcelona girls anymore. I believe it to be a futile endeavor at this point. They come, they go...

With the exception of Maya & Stepen's ancient small dinky apartment, RLC has certainly gone upscale with their real estate transactions. This new place looks bigger than all the original apartments combined. It might have something to do with selling more S-E-X than they once did, back in the "Real people" days.

Asty (aka Nastya, aka Nora, aka The Queen) is officially the most veteran of all the tenants. No other tenants have been around for so long. Despite the DMCA chaos, we must have a few comments in the Archives for those who are interested in ancient history. Personally, I'd say she's looking damn good. And PS: I suspect "Asty" knows every entertainment, fashion, and theatrical venue in that town...and I suspect they all know her. I also don't believe she hangs out at the same two-bit Barcelona gin joints that we scruffy CC members could afford...

Nom, nom, nom, chomp. Hope I didn't get your finger! Next up: the full-length YouTube version of Mira getting drunk with a squirrel! Nom, nom, nom. (Slurp, slurp, slurp.)

If little squirrel can post Sleeping Beauty cartoons in the Leora Pix section, we certainly can post videos inspired by Mira lovers here.

Gentlemen, (and Ladies if they are here among us in the parlor,) we simply must revive this thread, or we shall live the rest of our lives in dishonor. The sacrifice is small; the merit of your contribution to the cause of civilization is huge.

I should post "Midnight Rambler," since that is what we do at this time of day in the US Pacific Time Zone when surfing Camcaps while all the rest of you are asleep. It's not "Night Music." It's get up, get coffee, and get your ass ready to work today. Regardless of your shift.

I'll just leave this masterpiece here for you youngster squirrels...crank it up!

Amy3: I'd classify that as Jazz. I'm just that kind of guy. Classical people would classify it as Night Music. Very interesting.

Somehow, RLC's Barcelona apartments mutated from Mother Nora's Home for Wayward Girls to a full-on Sorority House.

If I knew that, we'd be on our way. And if I posted it here, that damn skunk and the Siberian hamster would probably find out and they'd beat us to the punch.

Scutus -- You're qualified. We'll need an employee who can speak dog. Your primary job duty will be to order Scooter to shut the fuck up and GTFO.

Anybody interested in helping to crowd fund my new upholstery cleaning business???

Must be all the roos jacking off and hogging the Aussie bandwidth... It's midnight here so most of the squirrels were asleep, so except for the entire workforce at the NSA, I had a fairly clean line. Boy will they be pissed tomorrow when they hear about what they missed...