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Racks of land! Geez

Its so cool how veins and arteries can be seen in this night light

All the idiots from the media are getting in to try and get famous. I remember one guy had an umbrella straining into the "high winds", and somebody went behind him walking his dog like nothing was going on

We dont fart either, just ask us

Thx!

Thx, it was Stefan i think

Lots of folks on here genuinly care about you guys when you're down or not feeling well, that's because uou guys are genuine. The real deal. Glad you feeling better!

I did speak w/o knowing what was going on @Sparkles. 999 out of 1000 normally they would have been f'ng each other alone in a bedroom, or any other room for that matter

Hi sparkles, let me go back and check

Not at my place there isnt. Just someone snoring like a chainsaw

Oh gee, wonder what theyre doing? Duh

Also self explanatory

OMG! lol

Haha!!

Hint hint....

I know youre kidding around. I might still post something from the neck down with a sexy negligee or nightshirt. That was BALLSy putting up those dick pics. Hows everything with you?

There were a couple of times i was really drunk and i almost did just that! It will happen one day when everyone least expects it, including myself!

How do hide that under panties?! That so cute by the way!

Haha, you so funny! You guys look great after your vacation, looked like an awesome time!

Lol, pubic hair piece! Lokks nice and soft!

Its not really me. Thats too much even for me. She needs to go to her hairdresser to get that tidied up!

It doesn<t look totally shaved, personally a nicely trimmed patch is really sexy, I have really soft hair and Guy loves mine. Ive never done this before, but here is a pic of mine, beautiful isnt it! Kidding of course lol!

Yowzahhh j!!!!

"What's wrong with you Smith!!?" " I do everything for you!!" "I make your meals!" "I clean the kitchen! I clean the bathroom!!" "All you do is play with that stupid f'n phone!!" " why wont you play with my pussy instead!?" "I give you good sex and make you cum!!" Why cant you last more than 3 minutes!!?" "Then instead of doing me, you're right back on the phone!!" "I want you to make me cum!" "I want #!/&%#!@$%!" " i want blah blah blah blah blah!! " why are you so selfish Smith!!? "Blah blah blah blah blah!! "Blah blahblah blah blah!!!!!! You selfish %&%%#!÷&%$!!! This is a fictional translation. Any comparison to this and what she really said are probably the same