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I love it when Leora bates with her ass in the air doggystyle. Wonder whatever happened to the butt plug she had in the old apartment?

Also her pussy looked better than Malia's. 😍

Leora texting in bed while watching YouTube

Me too 😢

Max, I'm so glad my accident helped you not to get injured. At least some good came out of it. We are both getting better slowly from COVID, thanks for asking.

Time will tell, but his mates are losing money. Time will tell.

As a boy he loved to watch the TV series "The Flying Nun" since then he has a thing for nuns.

I believe someone on his side will take him out in time.

Nope only Russia is until Putin is gone!

I would think so.

Bloody hope so, I do like her.

Ok, that makes sense. Hopefully she can't get out.

I've been away recovering from COVID. What's the latest with Zena?

Where's Zena? Has she gone back to her shared apartment?

Aww all Leora needs is a cuddle from her Koala and it will wash away all her tears.

Joke of the day 😉 Farmer John Callahan lived on a quiet rural highway. But as time went by, the traffic slowly built up and became so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a day. So one day Farmer John called the local police station and said, "You've got to do something about all of these people driving so fast and killing my chickens." "What do you want us to do?" asked the policeman. "I don't care, just do something about those crazy drivers!" So the next day the policeman had the Main Road workers go out erect a sign that said: SLOW: SCHOOL CROSSING Three days later Farmer John called the policeman and said, "You've got to do something about these drivers. The school crossing' sign seems to make them go even faster!" So, again, the policeman sends out the Main Roads workers and they put up a new sign: SLOW: CHILDREN AT PLAY That really sped them up. So Farmer John called and called and called every day for three weeks. Finally, he asked the policeman, "Your signs are doing no good at all ... can I put up my own sign?" The policeman said, "Sure, go ahead." He was willing to let Farmer John do just about anything in order to get him to stop calling to complain. The policeman got no more calls from Farmer John. Three weeks later, curiosity got the best of the policeman and he decided to give Farmer John a call. "How's the problem with those drivers. Did you put up your sign?" "Oh, I sure did, replied Farmer John, and not one chicken has been killed since then. I've got to go. I'm very busy." He hung up the phone. The policeman was really curious and he thought to himself, "I'd better go out there and take a look at that sign, it might be something that WE could use to slow down drivers." So he drove out to Farmer John's house, and his jaw dropped the moment he saw the sign. It was spray painted on a sheet of wood.... NUDIST COLONY Go slow and watch out for chicks! 😉

Joke of the day 😉 I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab. I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up to her ass. You know the kind. So I'm in my room and figure, what the hell, I'll give her a call. "Hello?" the woman says. God, she sounded sexy. "Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring all your implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks.We'll go hot and heavy all night Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?" She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to press 9." 😉

Joke of the day 😉 A guy goes to the doctor and says, "Hello, I would like to be castrated." "That's a lifechanging operation," says the doctor. "Are you sure you want to do it?" "yes," says the man. "and if you refuse I'll go to another doctor." "OK," says the doctor, "but it's against my advice." So the man has his operation and he's walking around the hospital the next day with a bandage around his private area. Suddenly, he sees another man with the same thing. So he walks up to him and says, "Good afternoon, I see we got the same operation." "Yes," says the other man, looking happy. "I've been wanting to get circumsized for 37 years, and I've finally done it." The first man looks panicked and says, "Shit!! That's the word!" 😉

Joke of the day 😉 A Pervert calls...... The telephone rings, and the wife answers. A pervert with heavy breathing, says, "I bet you have a tight ass, with no hair." Woman replies, "Yes, he's watching TV - whom shall I say is calling?" 😉

Joke of the day 😉 Little Johnny and his two friends are sitting on the front porch one day. The first one says, "My Daddy is so cool he can eat four Burgers at one meal." The second one said, "That's nothing. My Daddy can eat six." Little Johnny starts laughing and says, "My Daddy can eat light bulbs." The other two boys tell Johnny that he is absolutely crazy. They ask him why he thinks His daddy can eat light bulbs. Little Johnny replies, "Last night I was passing my parents room and my Daddy said, 'Honey, turn out that light I want to eat that thing.'" 😉

Sorry this is incorrect Putin has declared war not long ago.

You need to turn the news on, and hear yourself. Shit is happening fast.

Too late the borders are closed. Don't forget Paul is a Reservist and will be called up.

Everyone can forget Paul and Eve coming to Leora's apartment as WAR starts.