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Hey Guys I'm alive.... Please forgive me for not being around here. Believe me I've missed Leora and my friends here. It's all started on the 11th Dec, I started to see in me right eye thousands on little black dots. I liken it to looking at the night sky and seeing all the stars. On the 11th I had a Christmas lunch with all be family. How these days nearly impossible to do as we all live miles/km apart. Basically 6 to 8 hours driving so I wasn't going to miss seeing all my brothers and sister and all my nieces and nephews. We are one of the those lucky families where everyone is a beautiful and kind person. As the days went on the dots and seeing out of the right was becoming harder so the Sunday the 19th I finally told my long suffering wife she needed to take me the the doctors to get checked out. The took one look and ordered me to go the the Eye and Ear Hospital Melbourne https://eyeandear.org.au/ straight away and I'm only hours from going blind in the right eye. After a 5 hour wait in emergency the Eye doctor confirmed I had a tear of 2.5mm and was a very lucky man that chose to go to doctors. I had emergency surgery on Monday the 20th at 6pm to save my sight. Those of you that have had eye surgery understand how scared I was. The surgery went well and the surgeon was quite pleased with himself. I say my my life has been an living hell at the moment isn't over stating it. How I can't walk and see and my poor face looks like I've ten rounds with Mike Tyson. Writing is almost impossible with one eye. Now if I catch the black cat that crossed my path or the witch that has put an evil spell on me they're in trouble.... Hahaha I was thinking hell maybe you can go blind wanking..... but no the doctor said it's an age thing and put it this way as paint on an old fence gets old the paint peels off this also happens to the retina of your eyes. Please forgive my friends for not personally wishing you a Merry Christmas but I've been in hell and back. BRING ON 2022 it's going to be my best year ever!!!

I know it's a little late my friends. But we do what we can.

What a lovely surprise to turn on my computer to see Leora is home.

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Would this be heaven?

Love to ring her bell 😁

Joke of the day A man went fishing and hadn't caught a thing in four hours, when all of a sudden the local vicar turned up and cast his rod into the stream and within half an hour his keep net was full! The man is getting quite pissed off at this so decides to ask the vicar how he does it. The vicar kindly tells him "Well my son, go home tonight and rub your hand between your wives legs, and then rub it in with all your worms and the smell will attract the fish!" The man thinks this is a good idea so he goes home and sees the wife standing by the stove cooking dinner, he goes up to her, sticks his hand up her skirt and starts rubbing away. The wife giggles and says "Oh hello vicar, off fishing again?"

Doing ok thanks 🙂

Good morning Pulo / Patou and blue is the colour

But love the photo's too.

Leora looking so sexy laying back on the bed.

Gee, I would love a round 2 as I missed the 1st bate.

At this rate we should hit hundred by Christmas. 🤣

Forgot to say the Hotel is pretty awesome and Warrandyte is a pretty Greenie area so the place is beautiful to visit. The Grand Hotel – Warrandyte – Raising Glasses Since 1895 GRANDHOTELWARRANDYTE.COM.AU

hehe I did have the Waqu burger 😀 My wife said last night that nothing else can go wrong. Then fuck me we had been in contact with a COVID active person. NEVER TEMP FATE....😁

By life is never boring. Last week my father had heart issues and was hospitalized. On Friday he had a $20,000 pacemaker fitted. He's home now doing well. On Saturday I had a Christmas drinks at the Warrandyte Grand Hotel. We have been having these catchups for 26 years and I love catching up with all by old friends. But at 6:20pm Monday night we received a text message we had been in contact with an ACTIVE COVID person. We are just back from being tested and have to isolate until we get our results back. Bloody hell we're not boring. Here's the website of the Warrandyte Grand Hotel if you wanted to check it out. The Grand Hotel – Warrandyte – Raising Glasses Since 1895 GRANDHOTELWARRANDYTE.COM.AU

Aren't I cute

Joke of the day Larry & Betty met on a cruise & Larry fell head over heels for her... When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart Larry was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got home. Within a couple of weeks, Larry had taken Betty to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, movies, and museums. Larry became convinced that Betty was indeed his soul mate and true love. Every date seemed better than the last. On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Larry took Betty to a fine restaurant. While having cocktails and waiting for salad, Larry said, "I guess you can tell I'm very much in love with you. I'd like a little serious talk before our relationship continues to the next stage. So, before I get a box out of my jacket and ask you a life-changing question, it's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut. I play golf, read about golf, and watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf. If that's going to be a problem for us, you'd better say so now!" Betty took a deep breath and responded, "Larry, that certainly won't be a problem. I love you as you are and I love golf too; but, since we're being totally honest with each other, you need to know that for the last five years I've been a hooker." "Oh wow! I see," Larry replied. He looked down at the table, was quiet for a moment. Deep in serious thought then he added, "You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball."

Hi All, Nice to be back. We had a huge storm on Thursday and we lost power. The power has just came back on, thank goodness 4 days without power wasn't much fun at all. Hope you all have been keeping well and out of trouble.

Why do they exercise with clothes on? A little uninteresting with clothes on.

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