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Wondering how old Eva would be now.

I have no idea.

Oh yeah he did

Joke of the day Moses and Jesus were in a threesome playing golf one day. Moses pulled up to the tee and drove a long one. The ball landed in the fairway but rolled toward a water hazard. Quickly, Moses raised his club, the water parted and the ball rolled to the other side, safe and sound. Next, Jesus strolled up to the tee and hit a nice long one directly toward the same water hazard. It landed right in the center of the pond and kind of hovered over the water. Jesus casually walked out on the pond and chipped the ball onto the green. The third guy got up and sort of randomly whacked at the ball. It headed out over the fence and into oncoming traffic on a nearby street. It bounced off a truck and hit a nearby tree. From there, it bounced onto the roof of a shack close by and rolled down into a gutter, down the drain spout, out onto the fairway and straight toward the afore mentioned pond. On the way to the pond, the ball hit a little stone and bounced out over the water onto a lily pad, where it rested quietly. Suddenly, a very large bullfrog jumped up on the lily pad and snatched the ball into his mouth. Just then, an eagle swooped down and grabbed the frog and flew away. As they passed over the green the frog squealed with fright and dropped the ball, which bounced right into the cup for a hole in one. Moses turned to Jesus and said, "I hate playing with your Dad."

Crickey, with all that cream on Leora I would slide right off her 🤣🤣🤣

Nice to see Leora all creamed up.

It's a joy listening to Leora in English.

Leora on the internet

Would anyone know when Leora's next period is due?

Gee hasn't this thread become bitchy since I've been away ill.... It's time we went back in time where we had fun here.... when Leora is away/ sick or having a nose bleed. https://youtu.be/5ZCjTUIeZW0

How's everyone doin' ??? Been real hot down-under 🔥 https://youtu.be/wrDhOsKgkfY

No worries mate, I was a little worried about you.

mate what made you so negative? You can look glass half full or half empty.

Don't forget her father whom she loves too.

Couldn't agree more, loving the new toys. Would love to see the butt plug again.

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE Guys I'm reading everyone's posts the best I can with one eye. I'm not commenting much as not easy to write. The good thing is I'm keeping a eye on Leora.... poor joke I know. Please everyone take care as your health is easy to lose and bloody hard to get back. Year 2022 is going to be my best ever year!!!

Jimbo, 2022 is going to be awesome for me!!! 2021 I had a " Bad Trot"

That worries me!!!

Winner!!!

Nice

Good morning pulo

Hey, where was my good afternoon as it's 5:33pm Thursday?

Thanks naga You're not wrong!!!! Bring on 2022

I believe so. Thanks