Robwin

Yeah but you are obviouslu on some network still which may ban them. Try another porn site when you are outside and see if that works?

Bloody noisy girl i fancy, have the neighbours complaining soon lool

Fast learners eh

Excuse me if i'm being a bit thick but if you turn off your wifi you won't be online will you?

Many public networks etc ban certain sites especialy any porn related ones.

A man walked into his doctor's office... ...complaining that he thinks he might have a tapeworm. The doctor made a physical examination and listened to the symptoms, and concurred with the self-diagnosis. "I want you to come back tomorrow to start treatment. And bring an apple, and an orange and a Mars Bar" said the doctor. Despite the seemingly odd request, he complied and returned the next day with an apple, an orange, and a Mars Bar. The doctor then said, "Okay, now drop your pants and bend over. This is going to hurt a bit." Although stunned by the turn of events, the patient dropped his pants and bent over. With one deft motion, the Doctor rammed the apple up the guy's arse, swiftly followed by the orange and the Mars Bar. While the doctor consulted his watch, our hero danced around the room shouting at the doctor. "Okay, I want to see you here at the same time every day for the rest of the week, and bring another orange, apple and Mars Bar." said the doctor. The now humbled patient, with tears of pain in his eyes, nodded his head. All week the same routine ensued. First, the doctor rammed up an apple, then an orange, and then a Mars Bar After one full week of treatment, the doctor finally said, "Well, tomorrow is the LAST day of treatment. I want you to bring in an apple, and orange and a hammer." "No Mars Bar?" asked the very frightened patient, trying to imagine what a hammer was going to feel like. "Nope, a hammer." confirmed the doctor. On the last day, the doctor said, "Okay, you know the routine". So the man dropped his pants and bent over. UP went the apple, and up went the orange. One minute passed. Then two minutes. Three. Four minutes passed. Finally, the worm's little head poked out of the patient's arse. "WHERE'S MY FUCKING MARS BAR??" "WHAM!!!"

Great figure on her but nothing happened just sleeping, boring lol

Should have called whoever it is Saturn as its got nice rings Or come to that how about Uranus

Where's that in Scotland?,they would do a roaring trade in deep fried ones

Well considering most only think as far ahead as their next fuck could be a bit dodgy 😂

Well you wouldn't worry if t1hey had a party with a large crowd all jumping around.

Well it's a large floor area so a very spread load, after all they have swimming pools on roofs. Must have quite big floor joists anyway at 450-600mm centres so no problem really.

From how many storey's up then 😅

Thats ok will only flood half the block then 😂

Funny you should say that the same thought went through my mind as soon as I saw it 🤣

I don't really believe what I am seeing? Are they all that fucking thick and stupid.?🤣 Obviously the answer is yes 🤣

Depends who was above 🙄

Yep bit of a crap place really.

Often wondered how long they would last to be honest.

To be more precise the correct term would be "on" but who didn't look that jolly to me 😂 Purely technical points 😂

A common trait on VH unfortunately.

Sorry Bev the exercise angle has been done before.

Oh fuck there's a cam up there. 😂

One of the "lazy guests" did very well this morning 😂

Roger Rodger and all that.................