cptmjcooper

Rick is currently helping Betty blow-dry her hair. This might be the cutest couple I've ever seen.

How can George just sit there staring slack-jawed at the TV while Ary tries to get herself off? It happens all the time! She sucks him off and he just wanders away so she can tend to herself? I don't even have words...

Absolutely! Nothing excites me more than this amazing real-time kitchen watching experience! Cereal, sandwiches, even some stew once in a while! Take all of my money! I want more!

"Skinny" isn't a direct insult, but any word can be used as an insult if you say it with a particular tone. That said, there are a number of words that MEAN skinny, but would actually be taken as insults (scrawny, gaunt, meager, and many more). English is a pain in the ass like that.

I'm not sure that it's possible to declare one "best" as each have strengths and weaknesses. VH has the most action hands-down, especially in terms of 3somes, parties, swingers, etc., but RLC takes the cake in terms of both camera quality and (entirely subjective, of course) attractiveness of the residents. RLC also has the more interesting make-ups in terms of apartment dwellers (with VH now having no realms with more than 3 people), but I'm not sure if that's a "pro" since they tend to only have one-on-one action anyways which is disappointing but also the nature of these sites. Thus, RLC argumentatively has the best potential, but (and this is why I'm not a member), they limit the archive to the last 24 hours. Even with the reduced quality in "stars" and cameras, I joined up with VH mostly for the access to the massive archive so I have something to watch while the men are all suffering from terminal limp-dick (which isn't just a VH issue, but I've talked at length about it before so I'll shut up). So, VH has my money, but I'd not call them "best".

Speaking of preggo, have we seen her do anything since she ballooned? I'm not seeing much in the archives, but they're tough to search.

Oi! Who left the preggo to clean up the mess? That's just plain rude.

I'm sorry if I'm sounding very bitter in this thread, but I'm really frustrated with the men on VH, not just tonight and not just in this apartment. Yes there are a couple examples of less-than-frisky women here, but for the most part it's gorgeous women wearing practically nothing that are DTF 70-80% of the time they're awake (depending on the partner, of course) and guys who would rather sit on their computer, TV, or games console completely ignoring them, pass out entirely, or even just stare off into space instead of showing these women a good time. I pick on Henry a lot and I'm going to do it again - Mira is a FREAK. A few nights ago he came in her, scooped it out of her, and she ate every drop. I'd sell organs for a woman like that. She'll go all day if you keep her hot. However, right now he's surfing the net while she wanders around in nothing but a cute-ass white thong. Look, I know that these guys likely get as bored with their women as the rest of us, and I don't expect them to be boning 24/7. It's physically impossible and the point of the site is that these are supposed to be (vaguely) normal people. But the number of times we see AMAZING setups and the guy would rather build a bloody puzzle on the living room table (yes, looking at you, Pete) is beyond belief. They have their apartments wired for livestream so you know they're not exactly average citizens in the sex department, but they actually get around to doing it less often than I anyone I know. I'll shut up and log off now. The wife is getting off work soon and unlike these guys, I enjoy getting my dick wet on a Saturday.

Nope, instead the two guys are going to hug each other a very strange amount, then get dressed and vanish. (No cams in the entry way, so I've no idea who's where anymore. Misty is still passed out on the couch, as if she knows that neither of the guys has a dick between them.)

Glad I gave up and went to bed. I'm curious what actually happened... two possible scenarios: 1 - The women just wanted to have a good time and teased the men (and us) into blue balls 2 - The men are pathetic excuses of the gender and didn't even try to get these mostly naked, gyrating and likely well-lubricated women into bed. Or the floor. Or a counter. Kitchen sink, maybe... Since we know Misty will screw anything with a dick and a pulse, I'm going with #2. The number of times a sexy party like this turns into absolutely nothing on VH is staggering... I'm not going to claim to be an orgy wizard, but the depressingly few times in my life when there have been more than one woman in her underwear in my abode, you better believe nobody went to bed wearing pants. (At least until I got married and forgot how to have fun... )

So... the guy on the couch totally ignoring the 3 mostly naked women dancing is... gay? a eunuch? dead?

FINALLY her pants come off!

LMFAO - This is bizarre... even if she can't do him, she could at least lend a helping hand. Normally I feel sorry for the women on here, but for once I'm siding with the guy.

Off to another room and he's still flapping like a wind-sock. Poor woman...

And she's trying again. She's a trooper. Wonder what his issue is... she's pretty damned good looking, and head is head. A 300lb woman could probably keep me hard using her mouth.

Then she gave him head and I'm 90% sure he just went limp in the middle of it. Looks like she's trying to grind him back to hardness now. Someone's either really distracted or really spoiled.

Was without, but lasted maybe 3 minutes before he passed out. Poor woman. :(

HJ has started on the couch

I really don't understand these girls. There Lisa is with Mr. Black (still recovering in bed ATM, BTW) and Chloe just lays there? I can understand not wanting to join in (well, actually I can't, but I can't recall them doing anything together so OK), but she doesn't wander into the other room to give Lisa privacy or even look at her. Regardless of Chloe's sexual orientation, wouldn't she either leave OR at least be vaguely interested rather than "mmm... that buzzing sounds is soothing". Like how do you actually ignore that a few inches away from you?