StnCld316

The guy has more love for his computer than he does Leora.

I have seen worse on RLC over the years.

I have sent Admin an e-Mail about your situation when you mentioned it to me. As I have said in a past message it could be that a checkmark just needs to be placed in a box but I cannot access that part to check it. Also it could possibly be a fault with the forums software. Some times when software developers send updates to their upgrade their products there are times when some other function gets messed up in the meantime. Then another update or a patch is needed to try and fix the issue.

A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway. The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home. Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat! He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there. Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?" "Yes", the wife answers, "why do you ask?" Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that son of a bitch on the phone, I'm lost and need directions!"

Everyone still hungover. Not a comment since Monday in this topic.

A blonde goes to the Western Union office and says, "I just have to get an urgent message to my mother in Europe." The clerk says it will be $100, and she replies "But I don't have that much money, and I must get a message to her, it's urgent! I'll do anything to get a message to her." The clerk replies "Anything?" "Yes... ANYTHING!" replies the blonde. He leads her back to his office and closes the door. He tells her to kneel in front of him and unzip his pants." She does. "Take it out", says the clerk." She does this as well. She looks up at him, his member in her hands and he says "Well... go ahead and do it..." She brings her lips close to it and shouts "Hello?... Mom?"

A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center. Man: "What are you doing here today?" Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to give me $5 for it." Man: "Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me $25." The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some more before going their separate ways. A couple months later, the same man and woman meet again in the donation center. Man: "Oh, hi there! Here to donate blood again?" Woman: [shaking her head with mouth closed] "Unh unh."

A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face. "Maybe all I need is some fresh air," thought the man as he crawled outside. He tried to stand up again, but fell face first into the mud. "Screw it," he thought. "I'll just crawl home." The next morning, his wife found him on the doorstep asleep. "You went out drinking last night, didn't you?" she said. "Uh, yes," he said sheepishly. "How did you know?" "You left your wheelchair at the bar again."

Two rednecks are playing golf behind two flamingly effeminate golfers who are just flitting about after every shot, every putt, everything. The rednecks are getting so mad watching the unmacho behavior of the two at the "gentleman's game," so they decide they're going to hit into them to get off. The rednecks' shots are getting dangerously close to the two gays, and finally, a shot from one of the rednecks hits one of the gays on the head and it knocks him out cold. The other gay is in an angry panic, shaking his friend to get up, "Felipe! Felipe! Get up! Get up!" He shouts at the rednecks, "You bad men! We are going to sue you!" One of the rednecks yelled back, "You ain't gonna sue us! I'd just as soon suck your winney!" The gay heard that and started shaking his friend, "Felipe! Felipe! Get up! Hurry! They want to settle out of court!"

A father asked his 12-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. 'I don't want to know,' the child said, bursting into tears. 'Promise me you won't tell me.' Confused, the father asked what was wrong. The boy sobbed, 'When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech. If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for.'

At 85 years of age, Wally married Anne, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Anne decides that after their wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together. After the wedding festivities Anne prepares herself for bed and the expected 'knock' on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Wally, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as one. All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep. After a few minutes, Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Wally. Again he is ready for more 'action.' Somewhat surprised, Anne consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Wally kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves. She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it..... Wally is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more 'action.' And, once again they enjoy ! each other. But as Wally gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, 'I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Wally.' Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Anne and says: .......'You mean I was here already?' The moral of the story: Don't be afraid of getting old, senior moments have advantages

China will no longer publish a phone directory due to chaos... there are so many Wing's and Wong's in THE DIRECTORY, people were always winging wong numbers.

Ross has departed the VHTV project.

Better than looking at him parade in his underwear.

If it wasn't for the western nations supplying them with weapons and billions of dollars they wouldn't be able to fight out of a wet paper bag.

Dane & Ambar have departed the VHTV project.

Rockie & Rollie have departed the VHTV project.

Kemp orders special election after newly elected Georgia lawmaker charged with stealing narcotics WWW.MSN.COM A newly elected Georgia state lawmaker has stepped down from office after being charged with stealing prescription drugs from a retirement...

Ukraine is going back to a Dictatorship State and the free world supports this moronic idiot.

Just drop a 60,000 Volt live wire into the water. You'll see how fast they fall. 🤣

GOP leader Kevin McCarthy loses second vote for U.S. House speaker, deepening Republican crisis WWW.MSN.COM After months of lobbying fellow Republicans, GOP Leader Kevin McCarthy failed in two rounds of voting to win the 218 votes he needs...

Now that the Dems have control of the senate you can almost bet Biden is going to pack the SCOTUS over the next 2 years.