Dave 27

If someone is being nippy you might tell them to F*** off.The second word is off!!!! Get it. If any of my boys(adults) are doing my head in and I don't want to use the F word that's how I would say it.👍

Good morning buddy,where did you find that translation,what language is it,and how do you know the new members gender?😀😀 Full explanation please!!!!😀He,He!!!!😀 PS:What's that I hear,the second word is off!!😀

She works hard everyday of her life No she doesn't!!!😀

I don't think any intervention by me would be divine!!!

That is torcher!!!😀

Yeh X 2 but how do you know he or she is a welder pal?😀😀

Would you like some help or advice pal?😀😀😀

Good one pal😀

How are you with large melons pal!!😀😀😀

One's blue and the other is green!!😀😀😀

Just a wee bit joogery pokery with some cables I've been given but hoping to score a new tablet on cyber Monday.Nursing this old girl along at the moment!!.

How do you know that Rob uses condom's????😀😀

I wonder who that could be!!!????😀

I think finding non-repetitive and original observations can be quite difficult for some(myself included of course).I mean,camera angles,who 's going to fuck who,crap party's,who sleeps too much,how many times does Alan frig himself off,and on and on.As for myself I more often have a look in the other topics,threads whatever the fuck you call them eg: funnies,climate thread,politics,(USA politics especially when you American guys and gals get going on Democrats and Republican's).It is interesting to hear other people's point of view on different subjects and agreeing and disagreeing is what can make it,and having fun with it as well.Laughter is the best medicine. A guy walks in to a bar and says "ouch" It was a steel bar!!!😀

I've just had a weather update pop up,are you getting belted with snow?It looks really bad.

Good afternoon pal really lovely to hear from you.😀👍

Interesting!!!First baby born in Russia with a onesie on!!😀😀😀

Yeh Newcastle,Sunderland,Carlisle,Lake District,etc,etc have really got it bad!!!😀😀😀

This condition is rife in Somerset😀😀😀

TOSSER!!!!!😀

Oh btw my time on here may be limited at the moment as the charging issue is getting worse.Hope to have a new device asap.

Not many do😀😀

Thanks for responding👍

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Reely sory sir,I'll go and sitt onn the knotty stepp fawr a fu ours!!! BALLOON!!!!!!😀