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A touch of the Billy Connolly's their eh bud!!! Funny as fuck though👍

Gotta give you that one pal😀👍👍

Well a little birdie told me*******😀😀

That's a first😀

I don't think he has ever played around!!!??😀

I know a dick who lives in Somerset but I don't think he is 500 yrs. Old😀😀

That's how your shit at golf😀😀

same old same old and it's prerogative! Pal👍😀

You really need to be Scottish and have been born and bred in Scotland to fully grasp what Independence is all about. Nicola Sturgeon is as you would expect is on our Scottish news regularly and has regularly stated that she has no hatred for the English nation.I would have thought you would have had more sense than believe everything you read in your local rag.You show me where and when she actually said she hates the English.Your making up scenarios that really don't exist Rob. Of course if you lot had stayed south of Hadrian's wall all these hundreds of years ago none of this would be happening but no your need to invade and conquer because your bigger and stronger is really at the root of all this and still is.You just can't see how your superiority complex clouds your judgement.It can only be seen from up here,trust me. No doubt you will come back at me with your pearls of wisdom but I've heard enough of your biased English pov.but I'm saying no more. Still luv ya though😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

Oh well each too their own I suppose👎

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A guy is walking along the beach in California when he spots a magic lamp so he picks it up gives it a rub and out pops the Genie The Genie says you can have two wishes so the guy says ok,can you build a motorway from here all the way to Hawaii. The Genie replies sorry that's too much even for me. So the guy says ok can you help me understand a woman's mind and the Genie replied what was your first wish again😀

Wash your fucking mouth out😀

I wonder if there is a name for now you hear him,now you don't.Hmmm !!!!!!?😀😀😀

Did he buy it in Carpetright?😀

Is that not a city in Italy?😀

Sinbad,Aladdin and Cinderella are kicking up fuck that they can't get an apartment😀 C'mon guys it's nearly Panto season😀😀

You could have left out the F word!!!😀😀

In bringing up 3 kids my wife and I often ended up talking to ourselves!!!!😀

I seriously doubt that😀

C'mon spill the beans then?😀

Please listen to the solid advice being offered to you but if you insist on going down this risky and wasteful road you MUST get yourself an education at the same time.There are just now and have been in the past participants on here who have jobs and others who study to achieve an education and I can only assume that they use the money to this end. Think long and hard before committing yourself to this please.As Amy said your actions now will have repercussions in the future. Good luck!!.

Hey Just pal,don't bite eh!!!!!!! We are mature adults who can choose when,where and how we spend our money.

Thanks for that,now I know what to do with a bottle of orange I have in my cupboard.👍 Deluding orange,it all makes sense now😋 P.S What a pair of fucking numptys you two are!!!!

That's a pink hot dog sliding off a finger roll is it not😀😀