Dave 27

I've just spoken to my HR Dept.and burning the bangers is a sackable offence so I'm now looking for completely new kitchen staff😀 If the butler doesn't rap up he's oot the door as well😀😀

You speaking to your self?😀😀

Jings crivvens,help ma boab ma bangers are burning.Gotta dash,back shortly.Fuckin smoke alarm is gon it's dinger😀

That's only one of my many titles😀 The other balloon I can think of right now lives in Fife I think😀 He's hoddin his wheesht on that one.😀😀

Does he/she have anything to do with ducks?😀😀😀

What's a gynaecologist buddy?😀😀😀

What kind of duck is that?😀😀

You'll need to explain to heid the baw what that is😀

I bet you loved that buddy!!!!😀😀😀😀😀 A few seconds at most I would guess😀😀😀

What this you mean?

Dynamite!!!!😀

Only if he's stoned😀

He's made an arse of that!!😀

I've always thought you could spot talent when you see it.😀 It's hard work being gifted and talented you know,not that you'll ever find out.😀😀

Eh,ahem,!!!!good morning Rob pal how's it going,it's a beautiful morning right now.👍 Yep that Brave thingy's good👍😀

I notice Stan and Ollie have liked your post buddy😀😀 S&O are mathematical geniuses compared to that two😀😀

What a nosey bastard he is eh Ash!!😀

Yeh me!!!😀

Okey Dokey buddy👍

Why don't you switch off Cbeebies then?😀😀

That's exactly it buddy but in my opinion I wouldn't call that unacceptable really.It's not exactly insulting is it.

Not a bad idea,hmm😀

Hi Buddy,when we use "brass neck" it's not really implying that what was said was unacceptable more like "what a nerve you've got saying or doing that" as in his Lordship picking someone up for a grammatical error.😀 if the Clown Prince could speak as good German asJabs speaks english,well I rest my case.😀

What a fucking brass neck!!!😀😀😀

or maybe a couple of breast strokes?😀