Jokes #1

[Slender Man]

Jane was in a coma after a serious car crash. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area, and noticed that there was a response on the monitor, when she touched her. They went to her husband Frank and explained what happened, telling him, "Crazy as it sounds maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out the coma."

Frank was sceptical, but they assured him they would close the curtain for privacy. He finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses ran into the room. "What happened?" Frank replied, "I guess she choked." 

 

[TBG 150]

7 hours ago, Slender Man said:

Jane was in a coma after a serious car crash. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area, and noticed that there was a response on the monitor, when she touched her. They went to her husband Frank and explained what happened, telling him, "Crazy as it sounds maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out the coma."

Frank was sceptical, but they assured him they would close the curtain for privacy. He finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses ran into the room. "What happened?" Frank replied, "I guess she chocked." 

 

Should be 'choked', not chocked. 

Damned joke writers can't even spell correctly. 😁

[Slender Man]

50 minutes ago, TBG 150 said:

Should be 'choked', not chocked. 

Damned joke writers can't even spell correctly. 😁

Can't get the staff. LOL

[Robwin]

1 hour ago, TBG 150 said:

Should be 'choked', not chocked. 

Damned joke writers can't even spell correctly. 😁

Maybe the bed had wheels 🤣👍

[Robwin]

24 minutes ago, Slender Man said:

Can't get the staff. LOL

Hope the wheels don't come off lol

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