letsdothis Posted May 1, 2018 Posted May 1, 2018 14 hours ago, ashleyxyz said: I'm cracking up laughing here. This was earlier, Dean f'd Candy and kept his perfect record of never giving a woman an orgasm, then she got frustrated by it and was bitching at him about something, and he was holding his hands over his ears like a little kid! "Blah blah blah blah blah blah" And if you made a GIF of it, it would be a great entry for the contest. 2 Quote
Guest Posted May 1, 2018 Posted May 1, 2018 A russian guy at the aeroport: - name? - dean ivanov. - sex? - three to five times a week. - no, no… ı mean male or female? - male, female, sometimes polar bear. - holy cow! - yes, cow, sheep, animals in general. - but isn’t that hostile? - horse style, doggy style, any style! - oh dear! - no, no! deer run too fast. Quote
jabbath1987 Posted May 1, 2018 Posted May 1, 2018 10 minutes ago, priapos said: A russian guy at the aeroport: - name? - dean ivanov. - sex? - three to five times a week. - no, no… ı mean male or female? - male, female, sometimes polar bear. - holy cow! - yes, cow, sheep, animals in general. - but isn’t that hostile? - horse style, doggy style, any style! - oh dear! - no, no! deer run too fast. Hahahaha good one 😛 Quote
ashleyxyz Posted May 1, 2018 Posted May 1, 2018 4 hours ago, letsdothis said: And if you made a GIF of it, it would be a great entry for the contest. Thanks lets, that was my p;an! 1 Quote
Guest Posted May 3, 2018 Posted May 3, 2018 46 minutes ago, jabbath1987 said: At the moment it looks like they may have forgotten to tell her that she is house sitting. 😛 1 Quote
jabbath1987 Posted May 4, 2018 Posted May 4, 2018 39 minutes ago, miscvoyeur said: Who the fuck is she? Never seen her before. Its neither Heather nor Elya or Jill. Seems to be new. Quote
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