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14 hours ago, ashleyxyz said:

I'm cracking up laughing here. This was earlier, Dean f'd Candy and kept his perfect record of never giving a woman an orgasm, then she got frustrated by it and was bitching at him about something, and he was holding his hands over his ears like a little kid!  "Blah blah blah blah blah blah" 

And if you made a GIF of it, it would be a great entry for the contest.

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A russian guy at the aeroport:
- name?
- dean ivanov.
- sex?
- three to five times a week.
- no, no… ı mean male or female?
- male, female, sometimes polar bear.
- holy cow!
- yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- but isn’t that hostile?
- horse style, doggy style, any style!
- oh dear!
- no, no! deer run too fast.

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10 minutes ago, priapos said:

A russian guy at the aeroport:
- name?
- dean ivanov.
- sex?
- three to five times a week.
- no, no… ı mean male or female?
- male, female, sometimes polar bear.
- holy cow!
- yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- but isn’t that hostile?
- horse style, doggy style, any style!
- oh dear!
- no, no! deer run too fast.

Hahahaha good one 😛

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46 minutes ago, jabbath1987 said:

 

At the moment it looks like they may have forgotten to tell her that she is house sitting. 😛

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