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8 hours ago, Maturin said:
WWW.BBC.COM

US university students flocked to Florida, despite warnings over the new coronavirus.

The US is going to be absolutely fucked by this virus. They have taken too little action, too late and when we see that massive gatherings of people sharing bodily fluids like spring break are still going on?! Wow, I'd hate to be there right now.

Put a clean pillow case over your head while bodily fluids are flying about. Then throw him out the front door when your finished for safety reasons.

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26 minutes ago, ashleyxyz said:

He wants to be, but he's not sure it's the right time. First we need to get married. I'm gonna propose to him, I've really been thinking about that. Then we can buy a small house and move on.

You go for it gal๐Ÿ˜€.I've been married to a strong woman for 50yrs.now(just as well๐Ÿ˜€)andย  Guy's going to be lucky just like me.๐Ÿ‘

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8 minutes ago, Robwin said:

Lol yeah we always knew it all when we were that age I suppose. 9 months to go eh you young whippersnapper, that's funny that's the same as the pregnant gestation period lol. What a coincidence hehe.

Haha. Very funny!๐Ÿ˜Š

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1 minute ago, Dave 27 said:

You go for it gal๐Ÿ˜€.I've been married to a strong woman for 50yrs.now(just as well๐Ÿ˜€)andย  Guy's going to be lucky just like me.๐Ÿ‘

Hi young man (taking the piss of course) how be you then bearing up under the strain lol

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1 minute ago, Dave 27 said:

You go for it gal๐Ÿ˜€.I've been married to a strong woman for 50yrs.now(just as well๐Ÿ˜€)andย  Guy's going to be lucky just like me.๐Ÿ‘

Are you serious, 50 years!? And you havnt killed each other yet? Just kidding, that's wonderful. What's the secret to staying together for so long? Mine would be do everything the wife wants to avoid any problems!

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10 minutes ago, ashleyxyz said:

Are you serious, 50 years!? And you havnt killed each other yet? Just kidding, that's wonderful. What's the secret to staying together for so long? Mine would be do everything the wife wants to avoid any problems!

You get less than that for bloody murder lol

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12 minutes ago, ashleyxyz said:

Are you serious, 50 years!? And you havnt killed each other yet? Just kidding, that's wonderful. What's the secret to staying together for so long? Mine would be do everything the wife wants to avoid any problems!

Very similar to my secret Ash.........."Yes dear" and I keep my mouth shut lol

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4 minutes ago, ashleyxyz said:

Are you serious, 50 years!? And you havnt killed each other yet? Just kidding, that's wonderful. What's the secret to staying together for so long? Mine would be do everything the wife wants to avoid any problems!

I'm so laid back I'm almost horizontal๐Ÿ˜€.Margaret puts up with me and vice versa,and of course there is also the"lurv thang"๐Ÿ˜€Trust and respect are probably the key to it all.We have worked hard all our lives and brought 3 decent respectful kids into this world.Easy Peasy๐Ÿ˜€

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8 minutes ago, Dave 27 said:

So I can add wimp to tosser then๐Ÿ˜€

Oh yes No1 wimp and tosser but only in their eyes. As long as they think they are always right you can't go wrong ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜. And they are always right even when they are wrong ๐Ÿ˜. And they are you know as they always say so ๐Ÿ˜

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2 minutes ago, Robwin said:

Oh yes No1 wimp and tosser but only in their eyes. As long as they think they are always right you can't go wrong ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜. And they are always right even when they are wrong ๐Ÿ˜

The Gospel according to Rob๐Ÿ˜€Ye canny whack it!!!๐Ÿ˜€

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