van the man Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 Do they ever eat solid food!!! Meat and two vegetables - the staple UK meal would do them good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG 150 Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 The problem there is, in the UK you couldn't get a good steak if you wanted to. And gone are the days that you can stumble home from the pub and get a hot order of the best fish and chips in the world right through the window. I thought that was just tits up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
van the man Posted December 23, 2013 Author Share Posted December 23, 2013 You can always get a good Indian meal!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG 150 Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 Then I wouldn't need a plane ticket home. I could just fart and I'd be on my way. I'd rather have a mutton chop, or mutton stew, or mutton steak, or mutton burger. Now give me a Shephards Pie, Toad in a hole, or some other great meal, but keep the stuff that they call meat there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
van the man Posted December 23, 2013 Author Share Posted December 23, 2013 I don't think Nora is going to end up a TV chef that's for sure. Maybe this thread can develop into a post of everyone's favourite meal..... My choice would be 'Fish & Chips & Mushy Peas' using Haddock from the North Sea and eaten from newspaper wrapping lavished with salt and vinegar. Bliss!!! Sadly no shop is allowed to use newspaper wrapping. Health & Safety Nazi's put paid to that!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Squirrel Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 I don't think Nora is going to end up a TV chef that's for sure. Maybe this thread can develop into a post of everyone's favourite meal..... My choice would be 'Fish & Chips & Mushy Peas' using Haddock from the North Sea and eaten from newspaper wrapping lavished with salt and vinegar. Bliss!!! Sadly no shop is allowed to use newspaper wrapping. Health & Safety Nazi's put paid to that!!!! A) Nora doesn't want to pack on the pounds that her mum did. Daughters often follow their mother's shape. See attached photo. Mum needs to pay attention to her diet. (She also needs to lock down her VK account! It's really interesting.) B) I think we need a discussion of booze and food over at the Old Dude's section. C) I'm an expert at fish & chips. The Canterbury in London was probably the best; but some of the pubs in York were also excellent. We can get some great stuff here, but it absolutely must come from small restaurants. And it doesn't come wrapped in a newspaper, either. Dammit. (FYI: the major component in US printing ink is soy bean oil. We're surrounded by environment fascist idiots. I hope their mercury-filled lights all break.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
van the man Posted January 20, 2014 Author Share Posted January 20, 2014 Its 'Ummmm Soup' again for Kiko. The poor skinny bloke will never put on any weight. Will Nora ever cook her man a good meal? If she did maybe Kiko would have enough energy to give a good fuck!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StnCld316 Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 Its 'Ummmm Soup' again for Kiko. The poor skinny bloke will never put on any weight. Will Nora ever cook her man a good meal? If she did maybe Kiko would have enough energy to give a good fuck!!!! Soup now until next Christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodworker Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 If they ate solid foods they'd get fat. They don't really do anything, including sex, to ever wear the calories off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Squirrel Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 I prefer popcorn instead of soup when I watch a movie with Nora & Kiko... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodworker Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 Hey, What do you say we all chip in and order a pizza for Kinko. Van wasn't kidding, he looks almost anorexic. His rib cage is actually protruding. Not healthy at all. You would think Nora would put her foot down and say something to him. I think down deep inside he is very depressed and unhappy. I actually do feel sorry for him. It just seems so strange to me, to be so young and yet so lifeless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG 150 Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 He stays skinny so that he can self-suck. It's the only way he gets any. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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