Panther063 Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 She is trying to join a women's self help group 'How to achieve your first orgasm'. The site explains the first rule is to ditch men with bent dicks and the inability to resist shooting a cum load in under 5 minutes. The second is to teach your partner the exact location of your clitoris. Detailed handbooks are available for fully paid up members to distribute to their chosen partner. The third is to avoid running your hands through your hair more than 100 times in each 5 minute period of love making. The forth and most important is to use your own hand. I see the problem, she thinks her clitoris is on her head, that's why she keeps running her fingers through her hair, constantly! :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest friedel Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 er spielt jedensfalls länger gitarre als wie er ficken kann Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
van the man Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 How did the big bust up finish last night? Did they kiss and make up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
syd Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 How did the big bust up finish last night? Did they kiss and make up? No. I don't see that. Today they went shopping and buy new stuff for apartment... Everyting ok for now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jvelcro Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 "I see the problem, she thinks her clitoris is on her head, that's why she keeps running her fingers through her hair, constantly!" Fucking hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodworker Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 Leora is clearly annoyed at Paul's incessant strumming on his guitar. Hey Paul, Why don't you sing her a serenade while she scans the internet or maybe even RLC for a guy who can really put her out of her misery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BJon Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 They been arguing for while I heard her call him an Idiot. wish I understood Russian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
So What?! Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 I really don't get it. After a short fuck they have again a discussion. And about what? They can't live with or without each other, i guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panther063 Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 I really don't get it. After a short fuck they have again a discussion. And about what? They can't live with or without each other, i guess. Probably about the fact it's always a short fuck, he never makes love to her, she teases him yet denies him sex all the time, the list could go on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StnCld316 Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 I really don't get it. After a short fuck they have again a discussion. And about what? They can't live with or without each other, i guess. Probably about the fact it's always a short fuck, he never makes love to her, she teases him yet denies him sex all the time, the list could go on. A short fuck in 3 minutes or less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gigahrtz Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Why she is cry again today? Yesterday too... Whats wrong with they? Paul still sitting on the chair and something do. Absolutly ignore his lovely girl, ouh my god! He do not know nothing about womans and about family life... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panther063 Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Why she is cry again today? Yesterday too... Whats wrong with they? Paul still sitting on the chair and something do. Absolutly ignore his lovely girl, ouh my god! He do not know nothing about womans and about family life... The guy has a life and stuff to do, and she doesn't like that the attention isn't on her. ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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