FUNNY part #5

[letsdothis]

11 hours ago, Jawis said:

 

This is the wrong funny topic. Sorry, I should have given you the link for it. This is the general funny topic. There's one specifically for VH funny stuff. There's some REALLY funny stuff from VH in here.

https://camcaps.net/forums/topic/9970-vh-funnies/page/42

[Jawis]

31 minutes ago, letsdothis said:

This is the wrong funny topic. Sorry, I should have given you the link for it. This is the general funny topic. There's one specifically for VH funny stuff. There's some REALLY funny stuff from VH in here.

https://camcaps.net/forums/topic/9970-vh-funnies/page/42

Thanks.  Some funny ones yeah.. 

[ooopel]

Oh, so Cute and funny that excitey dog😋

 

[ooopel]

Oye,some of Like this steps,the Goose dance are start on😋☺️

 

[Noldus]

[StnCld316]

[Pepe]

[Guest Slipper Guyquad]

A moth goes into a podiatrist’s office, and the podiatrist says, “What seems to be the problem, moth?”

The moth says “What’s the problem? Where do I begin, man? I go to work for Gregory Illinivich, and all day long I work. Honestly doc, I don’t even know what I’m doing anymore. I don’t even know if Gregory Illinivich knows. He only knows that he has power over me, and that seems to bring him happiness. But I don’t know, I wake up in a malaise, and I walk here and there… at night I…I sometimes wake up and I turn to some old lady in my bed that’s on my arm. A lady that I once loved, doc. I don’t know where to turn to. My youngest, Alexendria, she fell in the…in the cold of last year. The cold took her down, as it did many of us. And my other boy, and this is the hardest pill to swallow, doc. My other boy, Gregarro… I no longer love him. As much as it pains me to say, when I look in his eyes, all I see is the same cowardice that I… that I catch when I take a glimpse of my own face in the mirror. If only I wasn’t such a coward, then perhaps…perhaps I could bring myself to reach over to that cocked and loaded gun that lays on the bedside behind me and end this hellish facade once and for all…Doc, sometimes I feel like a spider, even though I’m a moth, just barely hanging on to my web with an everlasting fire underneath me. I’m not feeling good."

....And so the doctor says, “Moth, man, you’re troubled. But you should be seeing a psychiatrist. Why on earth did you come here?”

 

And the moth says, “The light was on.”

[Guest Slipper Guyquad]

A man walks into a bar. As he's ordering a beer, he happens to glance down towards the other end of the bar and see a man with a big orange head. As the bartender brings his beer, the man asks him, "What's with the guy with the big orange head?"

The bartender chuckles. "Yeah," he says, "That's an amazing story, alright. Why don't you go buy him a drink, and maybe he'll tell you about it."

So the man walks over to the guy with the orange head, introduces himself, and offers to buy him a beer. The guy with the orange head points up and says, "Let me guess. You want to hear about the head?"

The first guy says, "Well, yeah. If you don't mind."

The man with the orange head says, "Alright. Lord knows I've run it over in my mind a million times, anyway. So, it's like this: One day, I was walking along a beach, when I stubbed my toe on something. I looked down, and there, sticking out of the sand, was an antique lamp. So I picked it up and brushed away some of the sand, when a big cloud of blue smoke erupted from it. When the smoke cleared, a genie was standing there. And this genie said to me, 'Thank you for freeing me from my 5,000-year confinement. For doing this, I will grant you three wishes.'

"So, I think, wow, okay. And I do what many people would. For my first wish, I wish to be fantastically wealthy. So the genie snaps his fingers, and suddenly I'm covered in jewels. Hundreds of necklaces, three rings per finger, a crown on my head, and a chest full of gold next to me besides all that."

At this point in the story, the first man is in amazement. He just can't believe what he's hearing. Eager to hear the rest, he says, "So what was your second wish?"

"Well, i want my dream woman to be my wife. So again, snaps his fingers and sure enough, there she was." At that moment, the most incredible looking female walks over and sits down next to him. "Wow, she really is stunning, you're so lucky!" the guy says. Then there is a moment of silence, excitement in the air.

"So.....Come on! What was your third wish?!"

The man smiles and slowly takes a sip of his beer. He puts it down, and says,

"I asked him could i have a big orange head."

[Robwin]

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