Jokes #2

[letsdothis]

Did you hear about the new e-reader? Reader’s Digest and 
Amazon created software that will condense books when you download them. It’s called the Dwindle.

[letsdothis]

Hey @Dave 27

My grandmother called to tell me she’d gotten an e-mail account. “Great,” I said. “Send me a message so I’ll have your e-mail address.” I waited and waited, but she never sent it. Several days later, an envelope arrived—Grandma had written her info on a piece of paper and mailed it to me.

[letsdothis]

Not everyone has mastered the art of texting. Case in point:

Mom: Stop at dollar store on way home and get lunch maggots.
Me: Lunch maggots?
Mom: Baffles.
Mom: Baggies.
Mom: Ziploc lunch Baggies.
Mom: Spell-check is not helping me.
Mom: By the way, this is Dad.

[Dave 27]

2 hours ago, letsdothis said:

Hey @Dave 27

My grandmother called to tell me she’d gotten an e-mail account. “Great,” I said. “Send me a message so I’ll have your e-mail address.” I waited and waited, but she never sent it. Several days later, an envelope arrived—Grandma had written her info on a piece of paper and mailed it to me.

Hi buddy,no doubt the Clown Prince will have some smartass remark to make.😁👍

[Robwin]

2 hours ago, Dave 27 said:

Hi buddy,no doubt the Clown Prince will have some smartass remark to make.😁👍

Noooooooooo i'm sleeping sod off . will send you a message later pal if i can find a stamp. 

[letsdothis]

16 hours ago, letsdothis said:

Not everyone has mastered the art of texting. Case in point:

Mom: Stop at dollar store on way home and get lunch maggots.
Me: Lunch maggots?
Mom: Baffles.
Mom: Baggies.
Mom: Ziploc lunch Baggies.
Mom: Spell-check is not helping me.
Mom: By the way, this is Dad.

@Dave 27I think it meant he was having problems with autocorrect changing what he was typing.

[Dave 27]

45 minutes ago, letsdothis said:

@Dave 27I think it meant he was having problems with autocorrect changing what he was typing.

What do you think they were talking about????.😁

BTW check your PM. Pal.

[Robwin]

2 hours ago, Dave 27 said:

What do you think they were talking about????.😁

BTW check your PM. Pal.

Ain't got a fucking clue 

[Dave 27]

6 hours ago, Robwin said:

Ain't got a fucking clue 

Morning pal,gonna tell us something we don't know😁👍

[Robwin]

4 hours ago, Dave 27 said:

Morning pal,gonna tell us something we don't know😁👍

I don't know if i know i don't know, when i know i may tell you what i know my best pal 

[Dave 27]

1 hour ago, Robwin said:

I don't know if i know i don't know, when i know i may tell you what i know my best pal 

Thanks Rob for that structured informative reply,it's cleared everything up.😁

[Robwin]

1 hour ago, Dave 27 said:

Thanks Rob for that structured informative reply,it's cleared everything up.😁

Always glad i can help the uninitiated but doesn't help me knowing fuckall