letsdothis Posted March 24, 2021 Posted March 24, 2021 The Devil whispered in my ear, “You’re not strong enough to withstand the storm.” I whispered in the Devil’s ear, “I like your eggs.”
letsdothis Posted March 24, 2021 Posted March 24, 2021 Artist Pablo Picasso surprised a burglar at work in his new chateau. The intruder got away, but Picasso told the police he could do a rough sketch of the suspect. On the basis of his drawing, the police arrested a mother superior, the minister of finance, a washing machine, and the Eiffel tower. 1
letsdothis Posted March 25, 2021 Posted March 25, 2021 4 hours ago, Robwin said: Hey @letsdothis you lost me on the last two Examples of Picasso's paintings. _______________ You ever hear of deviled eggs? Yum.
Robwin Posted March 25, 2021 Posted March 25, 2021 41 minutes ago, letsdothis said: Examples of Picasso's paintings. _______________ You ever hear of deviled eggs? Yum. Nope, afraid i haven't,am i missing something special? 1
letsdothis Posted March 25, 2021 Posted March 25, 2021 7 hours ago, Robwin said: Nope, afraid i haven't,am i missing something special? Well, I think they're excellent. Look up a recipe and make some. I've never made them, but I don't think it's hard, well, except for the eggs. 1
letsdothis Posted March 26, 2021 Posted March 26, 2021 Little Johnny's family had guests for dinner. The dessert was apple pie. Mom cut the pieces and Little Johnny carried them to the table. He gave the first piece to Dad, who passed it to a guest. Little Johnny came in with the second piece and gave it to Dad, who again gave it to a guest. This was too much for Little Johnny, who said, "It's no use, Dad. The pieces are all the same size." 2
letsdothis Posted March 30, 2021 Posted March 30, 2021 Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend. 1
letsdothis Posted March 30, 2021 Posted March 30, 2021 Daughter: Mom, what’s it like to have the greatest daughter in the world? Mom: I don’t know, dear, you’ll have to ask your grandma. 1
letsdothis Posted March 30, 2021 Posted March 30, 2021 What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? A new dog only takes a few months to train. 1
letsdothis Posted March 31, 2021 Posted March 31, 2021 My doctor has advised me to stop drinking. It's going to be a massive change for me. I've been with that doctor for 15 years. 2
letsdothis Posted March 31, 2021 Posted March 31, 2021 What is the definition of Mistress? Someone between the Mister and Mattress 1
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