KarenKraft Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 If it's a lip, there would be some serious breathing issues, no? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG 150 Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 Anyone doing shit like that, has to be a mouth breather. So no real worries for them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozi Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 Thirsty Vagina The sexual act in which the man inserts two fishhooks (with line) into the woman's vagina, latching each securely to the inner walls of the uterus. Once each hook has penetrated the uterus walls deeply, the man pulls on the fishing line, either tearing a partial amount of the uterus, or the entire organ. Once a fair amount of the woman's organ is outside of the body, the male drenches out any liquid in the organ. After vaginal fluid is collected in a dish, the man drinks the fluids. Dude, I just gave that girl a thirsty vagina! Yeah man, I haven't given one in a while. Gotta get that tackle-box out! Yeah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StnCld316 Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG 150 Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 He now has a better chance of getting laid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarenKraft Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 http://www.myvideo.de/watch/8926971/40_candles_Self_bondage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StnCld316 Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 http://www.myvideo.de/watch/8926971/40_candles_Self_bondage LOL What a way to scar a bodies looks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG 150 Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 Stupid bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodworker Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 Forget the wine and the candy. A nice candle lit dinner for two ought to have this bitch squirming for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarenKraft Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 New team mascot goes up and down the stands asking little kids their names. http://www.writeups.org/img/fiche/5356b.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodworker Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 I think he should have his own TV show,.. Like Bozo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarenKraft Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 Or perhaps interviewing unaccompanied illegal alien brats sneaking across the border. "Come with me; we need to inspect you for the Mark of the Devil." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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