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Thirsty Vagina

The sexual act in which the man inserts two fishhooks (with line) into the woman's vagina, latching each securely to the inner walls of the uterus. Once each hook has penetrated the uterus walls deeply, the man pulls on the fishing line, either tearing a partial amount of the uterus, or the entire organ. Once a fair amount of the woman's organ is outside of the body, the male drenches out any liquid in the organ. After vaginal fluid is collected in a dish, the man drinks the fluids.

Dude, I just gave that girl a thirsty vagina!

Yeah man, I haven't given one in a while. Gotta get that tackle-box out!

Yeah!

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Or perhaps interviewing unaccompanied illegal alien brats sneaking across the border. 

"Come with me; we need to inspect you for the Mark of the Devil."

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