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Alexandria

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  1. Alexandria
    A woman finds out her husband is cheating on her, so she decides to leave him a present. When he gets home, he finds an empty house, a bowl of cookies, and a video. He scarfs down the cookies, and pops in the video. On TV, he sees his wife sucking his best friends dick. He cums in her mouth, and she immediately spits the cum into a bowl of cookie dough. Then she turns to the camera. "Oh, hello, I want a divorce." 😂
  2. Alexandria
    Just looks pathetic. She should use some money on acting lessons 😂
  3. Alexandria
    Three women were sitting having a few drinks and talking about their love lives. The first woman said, "I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can drill like he does." The second giggled and confessed, "I call mine the miner because of his incredible shaft." The third quietly sipped her wine until her friend asked, "So, what do you call yours?" She frowned and said, "The postman." "Why the postman?" "Because he always delivers late, and half the time it's in the wrong box."
  4. Alexandria
    What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common? Most men usually miss them. 😁
  5. Alexandria
    What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off? Spit, swallow, and gargle. Why do men like big tits and a tight ass? Because they have big mouths and little dicks. I was sitting in the toilet at Taco Bell and it reminded me of my divorce. It was extremely messy and involved a lot of paperwork.
  6. Alexandria
    Hi. Nothing interesting really.. Rather boring couple, but Mickey has nice cock
  7. Alexandria
    A guy walks into a bar and sees a gorgeous babe nursing a drink. Walking up behind her he says, "Hi there, good looking! How it going?" She, having already downed a few power drinks, turned and said. "Listen! I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, front door, back door, it doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college!" Eyes now wide with interest, he responded, "No kidding! I'm a lawyer too! What firm are you with?" 😁
  8. Alexandria
    Fucking Scumbag.
  9. Alexandria
    Fucking scumbag.
  10. Alexandria
    In my mouth always ☺️
  11. Alexandria
    There was a young man called Bruno, Who said, "Fucking is one thing I do know, Sheep are just fine, and woman divine. But, Llamas are numero uno!" 😂
  12. Alexandria
    There was a baker from South Carolina, Who stuck an eggbeater in her vagina. The cakes she would glaze In an orgasmic haze. And her screams they would rattle the China. 😁
  13. Alexandria
    No thanks. Have no interest or time for either.
  14. Alexandria
    True.
  15. Alexandria
    And how would you get them all on one poll, when it only let's you have 20 choices?? There is a second poll.
  16. Alexandria
    Asking people's favorite or most enjoyable would have been easier and better to understand.
  17. Alexandria
    Thanks. But was not me that made it, just no need for someone being a dickhead because another member made a mistake.
  18. Alexandria
    Since you are obviously perfect. How about you make one!! No need to be a dickhead.
  19. Alexandria
    Sabrina is far too good for Scott and deserves better. She will get fed up with his poor sex sooner or later 😁
  20. Alexandria
    Does having sex with younger girls make Scott feel more of a man 😀
  21. Alexandria
    Close the door haha.
  22. Alexandria
    No one will really ever know them, no matter how many hours they spend watching.
  23. Alexandria
    No surprise many don't last long if they act like that.
  24. Alexandria
    Not very active now they have apartment of their own.
  25. Alexandria
    I would guess a vote is for your best but might be wrong. Could have been made more straightforward. JMO 😀
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