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Packing cases - are they going on holiday or leaving???? Oh my god will there be life without Nora!!!

Are they, will they.... maybe tonight, maybe never......

I LOVE Tuna but hate fishy fannies!!!!

Its 'Ummmm Soup' again for Kiko. The poor skinny bloke will never put on any weight. Will Nora ever cook her man a good meal? If she did maybe Kiko would have enough energy to give a good fuck!!!!

I go for a nice pencil thin landing strip. A mouthful of Bush would bring back unhappy memories of gagging on a loose hair! A redhead bush was always the most interesting as it was so rare (a bit like a red squirrel!). Blonde ones were always the most prized. 'Matching collars and cuffs' as the Brits would say! Men will always prefer blondes!!!

I think it's not foreplay it is Paul desperately forcing himself on Leora who constantly plays hard to get!!!

Oh yes. It was sooo exciting. One night we would watch the TV and the next day we would watch on the lap top! Some days we even watched different things on our own lap tops! Oh how I wish we could live those days again!

It's more fun watching her caress herself than watch Paul fumble around!!! If he fucked off out she would please herself!

Sadly yes!!! Always goes grainy when the main light goes off. They take far too long with oral. I'm amazed poor Stepan can talk after spending sooo much time glued to her pussy!!! Still Maya is a sexy minx!!!

Keep up the hard work guys!!!

Bed early tonight? Could it be.... Will they.... Wont they.....

Don't we all!!!!

I think that would be a good idea. We know nothing about Alina or her chubby and fat friends. A mic would help. Alina is a sexy girl with a great body (not keen on her oriental looks) and she certainly knows how to use it. They have even got rid of the blanket when they have sex. They now have great sessions but the lighting is shit. In fact sound, lighting and camera positions are terrible. The whole apartment needs upgrading with better cameras. The apartment could also do with being redecorated in bright colours!!!

Ummm that dinner looks yummy -NOT!!! I think those in Siberian prisons get better! Looks like British bangers & mash without the presentation skills! I predict a night of passion following that dinner!!! I hope the video recording stars have their equipment ready!!!

Father Christmas only comes once a year!!!! Nora makes the earth move when she does cum. Oh how I wish Kiko had more sex drive than Father Christmas!!

Nora looks amazing in that pencil skirt. Then again she looks amazing in (or out) of anything!!!!

I would put one on the end of Leora's middle finger!! Imagine what I could see with that!!!

Very few tats enhance a girls looks. A beautiful girl is a beautiful girl. The addition of a tat detracts from those looks. Maya's tat has definitely done her no favours. I noticed one of her friends who slept over had a big tattoo in the middle of her chest (not on her tits). It looked fucking awful as well!!!

How did the big bust up finish last night? Did they kiss and make up?

I hope you have plenty of Nurses to play with!!!

'A modern love story' 'Oh to impinge upon the minge, all slippery and wet and me all set, in I go and her face doesn't matter, all I can think of is how long I can twat her' It ain't Shakespeare or Squirrel or Chaucer but it says everything about guys attitudes to sex!!!!

So there you go. My point confirmed!!! I wake up to see OMG etc etc only to find a rambling old Dude!!!!

In Olde English you forgot other words for a females sex organ - twat, fag, fanny, beef curtains, cunny, front bottom, slit, muff, minge (a favourite of mine!), gash to name but a few!!! We always have been inventive with the English language!!!

She is trying to join a women's self help group 'How to achieve your first orgasm'. The site explains the first rule is to ditch men with bent dicks and the inability to resist shooting a cum load in under 5 minutes. The second is to teach your partner the exact location of your clitoris. Detailed handbooks are available for fully paid up members to distribute to their chosen partner. The third is to avoid running your hands through your hair more than 100 times in each 5 minute period of love making. The forth and most important is to use your own hand. Never let your partner apply pressure on your clitoris. Most men will never understand how a clitoris must be handled, even though some men have been known to apply the right pressure with their tongues. This rarity cannot be relied upon.

LOL!!! I know this thread is rarely used but when it pops up the excitement is all the greater!!!!! The let down seeing only the ramblings of old dudes is even greater!!!