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Fuck me! That is sooooo gross!

Dear Sir / Madam I have a complicated benefits question. Many years ago, I married a widow who had an 18-year-old daughter. After the wedding, my father, a widower, came to visit and he fell in love with my step-daughter. My father married her without my authorization. As a result my step-daughter became my step-mother and my father became my son-in-law. My father's wife (also my step-daughter) and my step-mother, gave birth to a son who is my grandchild because I am the husband of my step-daughter's mother. This boy is also my brother, as the son of my father. So my wife became a grandmother, because she is the mother of my father's wife. Therefore I am also my wife's grandchild. A short time after, my wife gave birth to a son, who became my father's brother-in-law, the step-son of my father's wife, and my uncle. My son is also my step-mother's brother, and through my step-mother, my wife has become a grandmother and I have become my own grandfather. In light of the above mentioned, I would like to know the following: Does my son, who is also my uncle, my father's son-in-law and my step mother's brother fulfill the requirements for receiving childcare benefits? Sincerely yours, Mohammed Abu Laden Habib THE ANSWER: Of course you qualify, Mohammed! I have arranged to start mailing the checks to all of you just as soon as you arrive here in California. Yours faithfully, Nancy Pelosi

Back to the funny stuff. This dude is sure to win the Darwin Award. Getting him alive to accept it is a different problem. Billy Bob's Flying Try.mp4

Typical assholes. You all just have no clue at all what a reasonable right to privacy is. I'd be willing to bet that none of you would allow a camera on your ugly asses 24/7. You just want to hide behind a mouse and a keyboard thinking that you are God's gift to mankind. Sorry, it's a grand disillusionment. You may think that you know everything and that you are hot snot on a silver platter. The reality is, you are nothing but cold shit on a paper plate.

Give the Liberal shitbags a chance and the Statue of Liberty, along with any other statue that doesn't represent a black, hispanic, muzzie. chink or what have you, will be in a smelting pot or a crusher. They aren't intelligent enough to accept history for what it is. HISTORY! Deal with it and get over it. It has no bearing on YOUR life in any way, shape or form. Your job is to make the future represents us all, not the past!

Daaayyymmmm. Y'all really need to get out and meet some real living and breathing humans, instead of a group of cam whores that will suck your wallet dry and not your dick, every chance that they get.

Gee Thes, it appears you managed to get someones panties in a twist! One one though. Better tighten up the reigns a bit, that ban hammer is getting rusty.

It absolutely is. That last part....LMAO. I'll bet! Weed makes me as horny as a teenager.

Groan... 😕

I'll never understand all that. The drunks are loud, obnoxious, abusive and just plain annoying. Yet they put the passive joint smoker in jail. Anyone here ever hear or see a stoner get violent with anyone? If they would just legalize it for everyone, I would toss the booze bottle in the garbage and never look back.

It's all a big joke. The adage, 'A Fool an His Money are Soon Parted', plays in big time.

But...That's a crab. 😁

The kiddies today use some over-priced pads called Swiffer's. Then they toss them away to clog up landfills. The feather duster you just take outside, shake it and re-use it. But that would require putting the phone down.

I never copied anything, just posted the link. I'm glad the fucker is dead either way. You play with children, you die. Plain and simple. He was better of doing himself in. It was just a matter of time before some other person did it for him.

He was on suicide watch from day one. No inside deal here. His living would be a worse hell for him. Someone may have conveniently turned their heads when they were supposed to be watching the cameras, but that's about it there.

For all to read and comment as need be. Disgraced financier Epstein found dead in cell WWW.BBC.COM Jeffrey Epstein is found dead while awaiting trial on sex trafficking and conspiracy charges.

Stupid Benny should have just trimmed it. 😁

You also need to re-title the thread to read, "The Best Whorehouse Site on the Internet".

That's a tornado, not a hurricane.

It just never ceases to amaze me that anyone would spend their hard earned, or even easy gotten money on any of these so called sites. For the cost of a full year, you could get any of those escort girls to come to your house and give you a whirlwind tour up close and personal of their most hidden treasures. They even get up close and personal with yours. Just don't forget to tip them! 😂 You kiddies are something else. These banks just love to give people of age credit cards. They laugh every time you make the minimum payment while adding 29% interest to your outstanding balance. OPM (other people's money) people, it's the only way to go. Use their money for 30 days. That's how the rich get richer and the snowflakes cry.

OMG!!!

What happens when they both ship from the same warehouse and arrive at the same time? Then what are you going to do? LOL!!

Punta Gorda is on the SW coast. I'm 250 miles NORTH of you.

Yeah, and in turn, a new sub topic was created. You think this is my first day here?

But it was never here until Admin created it today. I was busy lounging in the pool and making Tito's one of my friends.