Yeah, but you have to come to Hollywood (10 miles south of me) and you must be an arogant cheap French speaker from Quebec. Along with that you have to have a $60,000 pick up to pull your $70,000 camper/trailer, so you can park for free in WalMart parking lots. You must use your horn excessively, never tip any restaurant server and complain about everyone.
When you go to the beach, it is mandatory Canadian dress to wear black Speedo's with a 150 pound belly hanging over the front of them, black knee-high socks and sandals. Your wife must have skin that looks like tanned leather, tits that hang to the belly, huge sunglasses with white frames and more wrinkles than a Shar-pei dog and be bitching at your poor husband the entire time.
Now. Do you want to come to Florida or deal with a little cold and snow?