TBG 150

Poor bastard. I used that 'blue balls' story on a lot of girls. Damn were they gullible.

She's holding it out to catch all that she can.

Now you see? You are being contradictory to your cause. You complain about others' behavior, then you go and do it too. Not too bright the way I see it. If you want to bitch and complain about others, don't turn around thinking that you are immune to persecution. Lead by example. And for others' information, I will NOT ban a paid member. I leave that to the boss. It's his board and he'll ban the financial supporters as he sees fit. I may send a note chastising them, but I won't ban them from the board.

Let the Mods know and we'll block them. We stopped the UL shit. We'll stop others too. We pay attention to those that have been here a while, the rest are a waste of time.

According to me Mrs., Victoria's Secret, is having the body to wear the clothing. Otherwise, over the years VS has made some excellent men's fragrance products. I've been using their men's products for the better part of the last 25 years. Pricey, but women will stop me to ask what I'm wearing and many will come right up close for a good sniff. I give them one too. Mmmmm!

Woody's House of Ill Repute.

Ahhhhhhhh........A Goth babe. Just imagine if those lips were red.

You'd have to explain the concept to me before trying to sell it to me. I've never heard of it. I live under a rock, ya know.

Except for me. I'm still on the shit list. :'(

So now the real attraction to the show comes out. Female crotch shots.

Please don't tell me that it's taken you 14 years to figure this out. A first year Engineering student could have told you this while watching the towers come down live. But then every Engineer involved with the construction of the WTC towers is now somehow, mysteriously dead. The U.S. Government needs to be entirely disbanded starting with the Office of President. Put the Italian or Sicilian Mafia in charge. This country will be cleaned up within one year and the rest of the world will once again fear the wrath that once was The United States of America. All of the world sits and laughs at us now because of our weakness.

Uh-oh. I'd better open them up and see what's there. Up early or up late? It's 4am there. I had to delete my email address, this site was making my phone go nuts and was very intrusive when I'm teaching a class. Even when it's set to vibrate, it's constantly going. Sorry kiddo, I'm not ignoring you. I'll make a new email and pm it to you.

Traffic noise? You should live on my street. It's like a dragway at all hours of the day and night. As for you not liking your looks, we can't change that. But I thought that you looked just fine. But you first have to like yourself inside, before you can like yourself outside. It's the person inside that counts the most. In my house, we have doors that we can close for privacy. Not that I'd be camming with someone while my wife was in the next room. Many times I'm here in my office typing and she'll come in and try peeking over my shoulder. I just tab over to a boring news site. I can see it now...I'm laying on the bed or sitting in the chair, naked, pumping a raging hard on in my hand while staring at a hot young girl that I don't even know, who is laying in front of her cam slamming a toy in and out of her puss and we're trying to see who can make who cum first. Oh yeah. That would go over about as good as a fart in Church. Now, about this problem that you wouldn't have anything to do for us. Send me your new address and I'll nip over to the local adult store and get you some sexy outfits and a few toys that you can try 'in' for size. ;) I have one a few blocks away that sells dungeon materials, BDSM equipment, straight stuff, gay stuff, clothing, toys, games, you name it, they have it. HugNkisses to ya kittycat. :-*

Thank you JoJo with your words of support. But I know why the other Mods just gave up. It's the constant idiocy that comes from a large group of people that think that they're right and no one else is allowed to have, or state an opinion. Of the hundreds of times I get a notification that someone has reported a post, 98% of the time it's invalid. It's just generally a comment about a person or a post. To sit here day after day and police the many forums on this board would have to be a full time paid position. For some reason, many think that they have to use the 'Quote" button in just about every post that they make. This severely clutters up the pages and we then have to see the same pictures multiple times. Then when the host has to remove them to follow Internet laws, they become pages of content removed posts. I used to delete them. Now I don't bother. I honestly feel that I'm looking out over a Kindergarten Playground when I come here. This is the beast that the Internet is. Add in that you get a worldwide membership and it really becomes a cluster fu*k. If I could have just one rule, it would be that every post has to be in READABLE English. There are those in other countries that try to post in English and have to use the really bad translators available to us, but to them I give credit. The rest don't care and it makes posts and threads loose their continuity. I'll shut up now.

SMART ASS One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up. As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off! Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up. Remember the five simple rules to be happy: Free your heart from hatred - Forgive. Free your mind from worries - Most never happen. Live simply and appreciate what you have. Give more ; Expect less. NOW .... Enough of that crap . . . The donkey later came back, and bit the farmer who had tried to bury him. The gash from the bite got infected and the farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock. MORAL OF TODAY'S LESSON: When you do something wrong, and try to cover your ass, it always comes back to bite you .

Saturday morning the weather was too bad to play golf. I was bored with nothing to do. Suddenly there was a knock on the door. I opened it to find a young, well dressed man standing there who said: "Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness." So I said, "Come in and sit down." I offered him a fresh cup of coffee and asked, "What do you want to talk about?" He said, "Beats the hell out of me. Nobody's ever let me in before."

A group of American tourists stopped at a pub in Cork. One of the Americans said, in a loud voice, "I hear you Irish think your great drinkers. I bet 5,000 euros that no-one here can drink 30 pints of Guinness in 30 minutes." The bar was silent, the American noticed one Irishman leaving, no-one took up the bet. 40 minutes later the Irishman who left returned and said "Hey Yank, is your wee bet still on?" "Sure" said the American, "30 pints in 30 minutes for a bet of 5,000 euros." "Grand, " replied the Irishman, "so pour the pints and start the clock." It was very close but the last drop was consumed with 2 seconds to spare. "OK Yank, pay up." said the Irishman.. "I'm happy to pay, here's your money" said the American. "But tell me, when I first offered the wager I saw you leave. Where did you go?' The Irishman replied, "Well sir, 5,000 euros is a lot of money to a man like me, so I went to the pub across the road to see if I could do it.

I think that RB50 is the only good newbie out of at least the last thousand or so. Good posts, writes in English, knows how to put together complete sentences and damn, I'm just amazed.

What were really expecting?

Thank you for the explanation. I do remember the 'doodles' when I did have Google as my search page. Happy belated to you. 29 and holding, right? ;)

This lot is further out there than The Twilight Zone. They're so far out they may never be able to come back.

Jim Morrison said it best way back when.... "People are Strange..."

Maybe they follow strict Christian or Catholic values. Myself, I like to test drive my favorite model before I buy it.

They do the same for our football sports-holes too. They idolize these brain dead idiots

I hate quoting, but there aren't 50 pictures in the quote. What do you mean it changes? I use Bing, not Google, so fill us noobs in please.