TBG 150

I can't give you a number, but if it's one or more, it's one too many.

The days of real music. Ahhhhhhhhh.

I wonder if the pictures remain?

Credit card processing isn't as easy as you are led to believe. I tried to use an out of state card to pay for a corporate expense of parking, of all things and they told me that it had to be a local card. Bullshit. Visa is Visa, anywhere in the world. It's the stupidity of the merchant to say things like that. He called his boss, otherwise I was going to simply mow his gate down and leave. His boss said that he wasn't the brightest star in the sky. Ya think?

That would depend on their knowledge of medicine. D&C's aren't pretty and a BM just outright stinks.

Bullshit!!!!! His/Her job is a cakewalk. Catch spammers, enable pay sources, and watch for underage posts. Watching for underaged posters would keep the Admin dept., busy 24/7. 85% of the board is comprised of that.

I plumb forgot about A&A. They were among the original 6 in the beginning, if my feeble mind serves me correctly.

Ungrateful prick. See if I'm ever nice again. ;)

N & K, then Max and Lora.

On the main forum page in the random discussion is a tutorial on how to do it. http://camcaps.net/random-discussion/paid-membership/ See if that works for you.

When you find it let me know. I hate that little PITA gland too. However, getting a girl to massage it is cool. :)

I must be old too. And I never dressed like that either. @Buster...I'm blaming him for my high tax rate and that being the reasoning I can't take a nice vacation. I have no idea where you live or what you make or the income bracket that you're in, but I pay a bit over 25% of my pay to taxes to support those that are as able bodied as I am to get a job, but won't. Why work when you can get it for free? And you had better look around. Here in the States and especially in Great Britain, you DO live in front of the cameras 24/7.

You see the printing under the apartment dweller's name. On Vacation. Are they really on 'Vacation', or is just a break from the cams and the current scene is frozen for all that look in? I work my ass off. I don't get the time off that these people get. No job, no one answer too, new phones, new computers...WTF? But then....my President is Obama. Need I say more?

TMI

I'm late getting back here to this thread. But I must ask our sweet 18 YO...................... How do you know, love? We voyeurs are a secretive bunch. We catch the goodies when no one else thinks that we saw. We take no pictures, except those in our minds. These are strictly for private use.

I was reading where some dumb bitch paid $20G's to have a third breast 'built'. So that she could get on TV. The pixs above? Fuzzy bad PhotoShopping at it's best.

You know damned well whut ise be talkin' 'bout. Silly Rodent. ;)

I think you're all a bit fucked in the head. Didn't that shit go out in the 60's?

It did offer the same entertainment value to me this morning. Glad I could start your day with a smile.

Uhhhh, they hooked the cable to their laptops? Rare, for sure.

"Life Is Short. Live It To The Fullest. It Has An Expiration Date" In case you have been waiting breathlessly for this year's Darwin Awards----awards are given each year to bestow upon the remains or estate of (in most cases) that individual, who through single-minded self-sacrifice, has done the most to remove undesirable elements from the human gene pool. Just think... until these events occurred, these same people were walking the streets just like normal people. SIXTH PLACE: Goes to a San Anselmo, California man who died when he hit a lift tower at the Mammoth mountain ski area while riding down the slope on a foam pad. 22-year old David Hubal was pronounced dead at Central Mammoth Hospital. The accident occurred about 3 a.m., the Mono County Sheriff's department said. Hubal and his friends apparently had hiked up a ski run called Stump Alley and removed some yellow foam protectors from lift towers, said Lt. Mike Donnelly of the Mammoth Lakes Police Department. The pads are used to protect skiers who might hit towers. The group apparently used the pads to slide down the ski slope and Hubal crashed into a tower. It has since been investigated and determined the tower he hit was the one with its pad removed. FIFTH PLACE: Goes to Robert Puelo, 32, was apparently being disorderly in a St. Louis market. When the clerk threatened to call the police, Puelo grabbed a hot dog, shoved it into his mouth and walked out without paying. Police found him unconscious in front of the store. Paramedics removed the six-inch wiener from his throat where it had choked him to death. FOURTH PLACE: Goes to poacher Marino Malerba of Spain, who shot a stag standing above him on an overhanging rock and was killed instantly when it fell on him. THIRD PLACE: "Man loses face at party" A man at a West Virginia party (probably related to the winner last year, a man in Arkansas who used the .22 bullet to replace the fuse in his pickup truck) popped a blasting cap into his mouth and bit down, triggering an explosion that blew off his lips, teeth, and tongue. Jerry Stromyer, 24, of Kincaid, bit the blasting cap as a prank during the party late Tuesday night, said Cpl. M.D. Payne. "Another man had a blasting cap in an aquarium hooked to a battery and was trying to explode it. It wouldn't go off and this guy said, "I'll show you how to set it off!" He put it into his mouth, bit down and it blew all his teeth out and his lips and tongue off, Payne said. Stromyer was listed in guarded condition Wednesday with extensive facial injuries, according to a spokesperson at Charleston Area Medical Division "I just can't imagine anyone doing something like that," Payne said. (Note: Maybe that's why they call these the Darwin Awards) SECOND PLACE: Doctors at Portland University Hospital said an Oregon man shot through the skull by a hunting arrow is lucky to be alive and will be released soon from the hospital. Tony Roberts, 25, lost his right eye last weekend during an initiation into a men's rafting club, Mountain Men Anonymous (probably known now as Stupid Mountain Men Anonymous) in Grants Pass, Oregon. A friend tried to shoot a beer can off his head, but the arrow entered Robert's right eye. Doctors said that had the arrow gone 1 millimeter to the left, a major blood vessel would have been cut and Roberts would have died instantly. Neurosurgeon, Doctor Johnny Delashaw, at the University Hospital in Portland said the arrow went through 8 to 10 inches of brain with the tip protruding at the rear of his skull, yet somehow managed to miss all major blood vessels. Delashaw also said that had Roberts tried to pull the arrow out on his own he surely would have killed himself. Roberts admitted afterwards that he and his friend had been drinking that afternoon. Said Roberts, "I feel so dumb about this." THIS YEAR'S WINNER: John Pernicky and his friend, Sal Hawkins, of the great state of Washington, decided to attend a local Metallica concert at the George Washington amphitheater. Having no tickets (but having had 18 beers between them), they thought it would be easy to "hop" over the nine foot fence and sneak into the show. They pulled their pickup truck over to the fence and the plan was for Mr. Pernicky, who was 100 pounds heavier than Mr. Hawkins, to hop the fence and then assist his friend over. Unfortunately for (the late) Mr. Pernicky, there was a 30-foot drop on the other side of the fence. Having heaved himself over, he found himself crashing through a tree. His fall was abruptly halted (and broken, along with his arm) by a large branch that snagged him by his shorts. Dangling from the tree with a broken arm, he looked down and saw some bushes below him. Possibly figuring the bushes would break his fall, he removed his pocket knife and proceeded to cut away his shorts to free himself from the tree. Finally free, Mr. Pernicky crashed into holly bushes. The sharp leaves scratched his ENTIRE body and now, without the protection of his shorts, a holly branch penetrated his rectum. To make matters worse, upon landing his pocket knife penetrated his thigh. Hawkins, seeing his friend in considerable pain and agony, threw him a rope and tried to pull him to safety by tying the rope to the pickup truck and slowly driving away. However, in his drunken haste, he put the truck into reverse and crashed through the fence, landing on his friend and killing him. Police arrived to find the crashed pickup with its driver thrown 100 feet from the truck and dead at the scene from massive internal injuries. Upon moving the truck, they found John deceased under it half-naked, scratches on his body, a holly stick in his rectum, a knife in his thigh, and his shorts dangling from a tree branch 25 feet in the air. Congratulations gentlemen. You win. Five more idiots have been removed from the gene pool and we are richer because of your supreme sacrifice.

The definition of the word Conundrum is: something that is puzzling or confusing. Here are six Conundrums of socialism in the United States of America : 1. America is capitalist and greedy - yet half of the population is subsidized. 2. Half of the population is subsidized - yet they think they are victims. 3. They think they are victims - yet their representatives run the government. 4. Their representatives run the government - yet the poor keep getting poorer. 5. The poor keep getting poorer - yet they have things that people in other countries only dream about. 6. They have things that people in other countries only dream about - yet they want America to be more like those other countries. Think about it! And that, my friends, pretty much sums up the USA in the 21st Century. Makes you wonder who is doing the math. These three, short sentences tell you a lot about the direction of our current government and cultural environment: 1. We are advised to NOT judge ALL Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics, but we are encouraged to judge ALL gun owners by the actions of a few lunatics. Funny how that works. And here's another one worth considering... 2. Seems we constantly hear about how Social Security is going to run out of money. But we never hear about welfare or food stamps running out of money? What's interesting is the first group "worked for" their money, but the second didn't. Think about it.....and Last but not least, 3. Why are we cutting benefits for our veterans, no pay raises for our military and cutting our army to a level lower than before WWII, but we are not stopping the payments or benefits to illegal aliens. Am I the only one missing something?

Just look at the picture of the savage. Does anything more really need to be said?

They don't get too much weirder than those pix. :o

Totally not what I meant Rodent. In my quest for English to be written, it was in response to the jibberish post that the noob made. (See below) Does it really take that long to form a correct sentence? Sure I can see a mistake here and there by people, but this is just plain unacceptable. JoJo. You shouldn't have invited me in to the Android thing. I could keep you busy for days answering questions about it. I have an Android device and love it, (Razr) but it has some quirks that I just can't seem to master on it. I can tell you one thing. I'll never stand in line for days just to get the newest released version of the i stuff like a million idiots did.