I don't really know where to stick this, but I know enough not to ask someone.
Anyway,.. There was an old German Shepard that started chasing rabbits around and before long discovered that he was lost.
Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having his lunch. The old German Shepard thinks, "Oh, oh, I'm in some deep shit now!"
Noticing some old bones on the ground near by, he immediately settles down and begins to chew on them with his back to the approaching cat. And just as the panther was about to leap, the old German Shepard exclaims loudly,.. "Boy, that was one delicious panther, I wonder if there are any more of them around?"
Hearing this, the young panther halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him, and he slinks away into the trees.
"Whew!", says the panther, "That was close!" "That old German Shepard nearly had me!"
Meanwhile, A squirrel who was watching this whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the panther. So off he goes.
The squirrel soon catches up with the panther and spills the beans, and strikes a deal for himself with the panther.
The young panther is furious at having been made a fool of, and says, "Here squirrel, hop on my back and just you see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!"
Now the old German Shepard sees the panther coming with the squirrel on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?" But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending that he hasn't seen them yet. And just when they got close enough to hear, the old German Shepard says,.. "Now where is that squirrel?" "I sent him off an hour ago to bring me back another panther."
Moral of this story,.. Don't mess around with the old dogs, for age and skill will always overcome youth and treachery. As bullshit and brilliance only comes with age and experience.
(Not one of my own, but I thought that my old friend Mr. Foamy would get a kick out of it all the same.)