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  1. gomer
    So take the last sentence of my post and remove the first word and the comma. It's all the same to me. Friendship with a hypocrite would not be a good look for me. It was merely a courtesy that was wasted on you.
  2. gomer
    Limpet? Aren't you doing the very thing you were thrashing the bushes about a few days ago? You have made it well known Malia is not your type. We get it and that's fine. To each his own. But how do you square calling Malia names is OK, but making insinuations regarding Leora is a crime against humanity and should be banned by the mods? Consistent you are not, my friend.
  3. gomer
    From that bit of gibberish on the previous page, it sounds like it will be plain vanilla and mostly uninteresting. We shall just have to wait and see.
  4. gomer
    You're doing fine without my interference. I'll just make some popcorn and watch the show.
  5. gomer
    KL, I believe your bait is getting a nibble.
  6. gomer
    Can't really tell too well from the fuzzy thumbs, but I think the polar bear is giving the koala one of those fake massages. Haven't seen his left paw for awhile, so who knows where it is. I hope he washes his paws when he's finished.
  7. gomer
    You missed an excellent one by Leora yesterday.
  8. gomer
    Yes, I've found a sense of humor around here can be hazardous to one's health, especially when the hormones are sloshing wall to wall.
  9. gomer
    She was out all night, came home an hour or so ago, ate everything in the kitchen and went to bed. She's there now.
  10. gomer
    Actually, I never grasped the appeal either. I was just having some fun.
  11. gomer
    Evidently, the chintzy SOB didn't bother to feed her. She's very hungry.
  12. gomer
    Those feet, though.
  13. gomer
    Now you see why Marc Antony was willing to settle for Caesar's sloppy seconds. (bet her feet weren't too big, though)
  14. gomer
    "Wid a body like dat, her name just GOT to be Lucille. My sweet Lucille." - Dragline
  15. gomer
    Bet she's almost as pretty as your wife, right?
  16. gomer
    She'd be perfect.....if only her feet weren't so big.
  17. gomer
    Help me, Jesus.
  18. gomer
    Don't hold your breath. It's show business.
  19. gomer
    Couldn't say. Best not to speculate. There be dragons lurking.
  20. gomer
    She gave us the finger once, so maybe she does read it.
  21. gomer
    You can always watch Sesame Street. Don't you just love the logic?
  22. gomer
    Please don't be niggardly about sharing it with the rest of us.
  23. gomer
    That's why one should never, ever call the cops. They are a box of chocolates.
  24. gomer
    Your assumptions concerning my speculation may be erroneous.
  25. gomer
    Well, that just leaves the dreaded speculation.
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