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If I were you, I'd be careful about talking in regards to presidential terms. Except for Reagan (nearly assassinated) and W., all presidents elected in a zero year died in office. Not that it matters much: Xi is not an American President, so he's safe. And though his puppet was elected in a zero year, somehow, Biden and Harris were elected to be houseplants. There are no reports of house plants dying when they were moved to the White House in a zero year. Xi is running the show. Biden has helped make the US dependent on foreign sources of energy sources. Putin loves him, too. Big time now, because he can now charge higher prices for his oil. You've got until the next mid-term election to lock up the deal. We're getting pissed off out here in the hinterlands, and we are black, Caucasian, Asian, and everything else. This political nonsense from you Marxists simply does not work except in the big welfare cities of the US where crime is out-of-control and citizens are encouraged to be junkies, vagrants, thieves and beggars on the public dole.
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Please explain this report that comes from someone who has experienced Communism. Many others have, and many others had similar or more terrifying reports. You have five minutes to respond or I will chew to pieces the radiator hoses of everyone of your family members after I have settled them into re-education camp. Because that's how it works in some places on Earth, and people in the US just don't frankly give a damn about how their children and grandchildren will live. North Korean defector says 'even North Korea was not this nuts' after attending Ivy League school WWW.FOXNEWS.COM North Korean defector and human rights advocate, Yeonmi Park, fears the United States’ future “is as bleak as North Korea” after she attended one of the country’s most prestigious universities. Yes, it's Fox. Don't bitch. You won't see this on the Communist propaganda stations, but I assure you everyone I know who lived through this kind of Marxist hell is scared to death it will happen here. Respond.
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Here's one for Golfer: So Jesus is out at the golf course one day, with Moses as his caddy. Jesus aims over the water trap, and Moses says, "NO! That's an impossible shot." Jesus says, "I saw Arnold Palmer make this very shot." So Jesus strikes the ball with all his might, and the ball lands in the water, as Moses expected. So Moses goes down, parts the water trap, comes back all muddy and disgusted and says, "See, it cannot be done. If you try that again, you get the ball." Jesus says, "I saw Arnold Palmer make this shot." Jesus swings again with all his might, and the ball falls into the muddy pond. Embarrassed, Jesus walks on the water trap, reaches down and grabs the ball. "I saw Arnold Palmer make this shot," he says as he lines up the shot again. This time, the group behind them is getting impatient. "Who the hell does he think he is -- Jesus Christ?" "No," Moses says, "He thinks he's Arnold Palmer."
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I sense we're getting political here. I just bought a Honda Clarity, which is a plug-in hybrid. It's mostly used for local driving per day, and charges at night. I didn't buy it to save the earth. I bought it because I liked the car, it was a good price. It averages about 198 mpg (I think that's 85 Kpl, but then again, squirrels don't do math on Mondays). My local driving needs cost me $1.75 per KwH when I charge it. I just liked the car and the features. I had some other choices. The key is that I have choices, all of which I must consider according to my needs and market availability. I had a friend. She was so happy about buying the most classic socialist car that ever appeared in the US -- she bought a Yugo, a new one. It died 3 weeks later, but if she had kept it in the box it would be worth big money to collectors now days. Chevy Volts (and later Bolts) are still very popular here, but they are no longer made. Mostly, around my town I see mostly Toyota Prius cars, Honda Accord hybrids, and one hell of a lot of Teslas. Either a free market will decide the most cost effective solution for a car, or the government will produce a very fine Yugo knock-off that lasts 3 weeks. I vote for the former; not the latter. We all have different driving considerations. And damn, I need a Ford 250. Or, depending upon traffic, maybe a used Soviet-made T-34 would come in handy when navigating through LA or Frisco...
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See my PM, fellow tree dweller...
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It's certainly the most interesting blow job I've seen on RLC or VHTV in quite some time . . .
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I think they're trying to sell the results of their experiment to a Chinese biological warfare lab.
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No pump or siphon is needed for the pool, and no swifter is needed for the tile floor. With just one kitchen knife they could have that floor cleaned instantly.
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European General Politics #1
Foamy T. Squirrel replied to Rhdem's topic in Worldwide Political Discussions
That particular block of cheese is now worth hundreds of USD to the police if they market it on Reddit! On CC, I'll give you $5 a pound. I've never had this cheese, and neither have other American squirrels.... -
Democracy died here when people learned they could vote themselves presents. The job of President Houseplant is to demolish the economy in order to please Communists and Iran-funded terrorists. He's exactly what Xi's propaganda operatives and dupes (such as yourself) engineered him to be, and when he's done being used, they'll promote Harris to become the new leader of the American branch of the Chinese Communist Party.
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People in Uganda, probably. They use machetes to kill people over there. No registration required. It's just handy. Me, if someone broke into my house in the dark of night to do me harm, I'd slip behind them and use my bread knife. It's just handy. If you think I'd use my 12 gauge, you're out of your mind. I hate repairing drywall. The deterrent that has helped me the most from burglary, home invasion, murder or rape in my house is that "I might have a gun, mo'fo." Video surveillance is kinda cute too. People who murder people are bad. They will use any means necessary to murder people. Murdering people is already illegal, but to some people the laws are irrelevant. They will use bombs, knives, missiles, arrows, scissors, poison or engineered biological weapons to kill people -- whatever is available. So relax. Bake your own bread. And keep your bread knife handy.
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Songs with girl's names. getty5437 -- thanks for the post. We can now post our favorite "girl" songs here! No sense in restricting our genre: Can't help but include a song of the past song by a famous star from the future...can't really resist....
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It's known as the "pork sword" over here. Courtesy the Rolling Stones. I just thought I might help with language translations, even though --- as far as Brits and Scots are concerned -- I don't speak anything but squirrelish.
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European General Politics #1
Foamy T. Squirrel replied to Rhdem's topic in Worldwide Political Discussions
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European General Politics #1
Foamy T. Squirrel replied to Rhdem's topic in Worldwide Political Discussions
I suppose if I were a Brit, I would have voted for Brexit. Now I know why so many Brits voted to get out of the EU. It's the new wave view of continental cuisine. Evidently, British people don't like Brussel sprouts, either. Ten points for fish & chips any day of the week. -
Nothing beats healthy ladies dancing...
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I'm watching here for infractions of the Almighty CamCaps Rules. No KP, no direct threatening other members, and this area is pretty much still free speech and thought (unlike Facebook & Twitter). Some people here don't like freedom for individuals; just group think, absolute governments, beating up people who disagree with you in the streets. Now, everybody here is talking about President Houseplant, so that's fine with me. I'll leave the thread alone. Bring it on.
