Foamy T. Squirrel

On my way across the Atlantic right now. Any chance we can hop the telephone lines over to Barcelona while I'm visiting Europe? I'm a warm weather squirrel. Chamonix Mt-Blanc: 0°C, girls in sweaters and coats :-\ My Tree: 14°C, girls with fur and fleas. Ugh... :( Barcelona: 14°C, girls half-naked :P

Gee. That'd be great. It would remind us of when N&K danced together, along with Agent Dog, hands-in-paws. Happy times, those days were. Somehow, I don't think Scooter would quite work out. Worth a try, anyway...

I would like to take this opportunity to thank Woody for spreading open and then inserting a large hunk of Christmas cheer to this usually dismal "L&P--OMG--having sex" thread. Thanks also to Van & Wolfie for that continuous added energetic push that is so seldom seen in this before-mentioned thread regarding L&P. Keep up the rhythm of your fine work until victory is attained and I'm sure you'll be rewarded by our Siberian Christmas Snow Goddess with the ultimate in Christmas Joy. :P :P :P :-*

Looks like you two should check out Sir Roderick Spode's most recent thread. :o

Are there any RLC girls who can bake me a really nice pecan pie for Christmas? Just wondering. Maybe off topic, but I'm telling you, nothing is better than home-backed pecan pie covered with ice cream. Just thought you ought to know. ;D

Whelp, my friend Van, you titled this with "INTRIGUE" being the operative word, so here we come running to the gates like wolves to the speculative slaughter. Here's my concept: RLC Tenants know and see exactly what we do regarding the operation of their domiciles, and probably a good deal more. There is are reason for everything under the sun, even in Siberia. That is the "wild" conclusion to which I have come. 8)

The number of 20th Century homicides committed, where the victims were not allowed to own weapons (and often, not property or food) is here: https://www.hawaii.edu/powerkills/20TH.HTM In each of the cases listed, the homicides were committed by their own government. Guns are not the problem, anymore than machetes are in Central Africa. Assholes are the problem, and unfortunately there are still many assholes who hold too much power over law-abiding citizens. Maybe we should start bitching about North Korean concentration camps, and let us keep our meager political power intact as free law-abiding citizens. That means being able to defend ourselves against the continual encroachment of tyranny, and being able to defend ourselves and other innocent civilians when they are attacked. I suggest staying away from American "Progressive Democrat" cities like Philadelphia and Detroit, especially if you're white, brown, yellow, or black. They are not normal, the people who commit the crimes are not normal, and they skew the averages. Fuck them. Be careful, that yonder squirrel you wish to rob or burglarize may very well pack more firepower than you can muster. I just love deterrence...don't you? It soothes my squirrelly wrath.

Just don't let it melt in their mouths... :P

I believe Sir Roderick is complaining about the noobs who 1) don't pay for RLC or CC, 2) Don't contribute worthy commentary to CamCaps, 3) Just continually beg for account passwords, and 4) Just continually beg for pix and vids of anal sex as if it's part of a government entitlement. His statement: "Oh, and before the freeloaders (yes the majority, the ones that expect others to pay and them to get the benefit) try to jump in - yes, I have video, yes, I have pictures and no I'm not publishing them on here nor will I PM them to anyone.", is obviously a preventative strike because now he'll get barraged by people begging him for a copy. Most of the x-hamster beggars don't last long here, anyway, especially since Motherless and Imagefap have free slop for the masses. I do not think Sir Roderick is referring to the more senior members here who have contributed to the CC forum. RLC to me is like a good shot of fine Single-Malt Scotch: If offered, I'll gratefully accept. I simply cannot afford it other wise -- but I certainly don't beg. As for the definition of pathetic, I generously refer you to my song regarding the subject, which starts a 1:18, from yet another one of my famous youtube albums.

Thanks for using dirtybin.com, StnCld316. It works. I would suggest others think about posting that way, or else in-line on CC for pix. Perhaps that's just a hopeless wish...

We know Paul has no brains. Actually, we don't. Some of us think that the evidence is that he's prime engineer material: they generally don't think with their dick like we do... How he can hang with a woman like that and still engineer gizmos is beyond me...

If you look at the code for the page, it will tell you what the scripts say, and some of these scripts are then assigned to the different apartment numbers that we can see displayed. It's just easier to assign apartment numbers and make code changes when you use variables for initial IDs instead of fixed "numbers" in a code. Itsme could no doubt explain this better than me. It's all trickery, of course. Not that I'm current on my HTML, but you can see code by loading a page in Firefox (for example), clicking on Tools, and exploring the Web Developer options. The code of the page will appear in a window at the bottom of your screen, underneath the page output (the video feed). It gets a bit complicated, and reading the code is not nearly as easy as looking at Leora or Maya or any of the other wonderful RLC women, of course. I'll explain color indirection, redefinable character sets, and Antic video scrolling in my next chapter on "Why the Atari 800 was superior to every other early mass-market computer available." I'm sure you can't wait. ;D 8)

I'm happy with unrestrained and unaugmented natural growth, thank you. It's just safer that way. From: http://www.reviewofoptometry.com/content/c/39719/dnnprintmode/true/?skinsrc=[l]skins/ro2009/pageprint&containersrc=[l]containers/ro2009/simple

Wow! Scooter really did a number on Leora's pants! Baaaaaad Doggy!!!

I think she's referring to Lina. A casual woman around the home... hey, where's the "Snarky" emoticon? Lora was the fastidious one, as I recall...

The one before this one. Well, Wolfie, avatars with furry tails are always great fun around here. I think you look quite handsome and debonaire, with big friendly eyes. As for the rest of this thread, it is important to always use utmost discretion when encountering personal information about the tenants. All of them should be treated with the utmost respect. Including the furry-tailed RLC tenants. And the fish. Don't forget the fish. That is the conclusion to which I have come.

I say again: Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain... ;D

Yep. He's the man. That's their friend. Definitely. He's an OK guy and very talented in his work.

Here's how it works, kids: If someone posts pictures or videos on some 3rd Party File Services like PostImage or ImageTwist, then RLC will contact that service and issue a DMCA (digital media copyright agreement) TAKE DOWN order. The service will then comply. If you post directly on CamCaps as an ATTACHMENT, then it will stay up, since, for some obscure reason, RLC allows CC to exist and does not hassle CC. However, in order to post and view CC in-line posts, you need to pay $12 a year. This is not a hardship unless you suffer from Ebola in the Congo or can't find a way to get your money to Admin. For most people in the "free world", look for aluminum cans along side the road, gather them up, cash them in, and you have a year's entertainment for a few hours work.

I know of at least one CC member who has expressed interest in them; but they really don't SHARE much of their lives with us. It's difficult to get to know them as humans. If they had hobbies or projects or a flare for cooking and parties it would help us understand them. Hell, even a jig-saw puzzle or vegetable soup or a dubbed Star Trek TV series would be helpful... At least she doesn't assault him with scissors and he doesn't smash the apartment doors...

Well, if she has plans, newbie ... , I hope they include furry tailed woodland creatures. Maybe me and the skunk could work out a joint operating agreement... ;D

Sexual acts are far more complex than just a dick and a pussy. Women can orgasm with nipple stimulation, if you're good at it. These women are extremely complicated. Sometimes they want hard dick, sometimes they just want to be worshiped and loved; and sometimes they want a man in control. Cuddling is very popular with younger women. And sometimes they're just lesbians: and they want the same thing. Kinda sorta. Sometimes they just want your money and financial support. Leora and Paul are dealing with emotional and mental -- not sexual issues. She could easily teach him what she needs if that was her desire: their relationship revolves around something more important than just fucking. They're more complex that the imagination of 13-year-old boy's sexual fantasies.

I've actually become fond of the woman, because of and despite her complexities. Sorry Buster, but if she doesn't stay with RLC and Paul, Pepe and I might be forced to fight it out. ;D

Seems like Foamy is having a conversation with Woody. Fine. My ancestors came to a continent called America by sail in the early 1620's. They crossed the continent in a different manner: by iron horse and horses and wagons and human foot. Certainly, as the age of sail made the British Empire, the railroad and sheer tenacity made my nation.