Foamy T. Squirrel

I wasn't aware he ever leaves...

Hi. I've been gone for a while. I'm trying to catch up. So help me out here, boys. I saw a glimpse of her in the kitchen, she looks fine. Now, inquiring minds want to know, has Demid been thoroughly trashed by the CamCaps Welcome Wagon committee yet, or will it be a long, draw-out ordeal for him like it was for Paul & Ruslan? Just wondering.

Is she reading the original English version or a translation? I'd be thrilled if someone moved into that apartment who could function like an educated human. That might break the curse that has befallen the poor domicile. But I promise not to get my hopes up...

It's three doors down to the left and you'll need to supply your own toilet paper...

I have discovered the true identity of all of you who have posted here. I think can now explain this thread (and CC in general) for people who don't want to take the time to read all this shit: ;D

Why-oh-why did I start this dismal thread?

Do you mean this one?

--sorry, top secret document, paid members only--

Q: Who was the first liberal Democrat? A: Christopher Columbus. He left not knowing where he was going, got there not knowing where he was, left there not knowing where he’d been, and did it all on borrowed money.

This now appears to be a history of music thread. So here's one for our Brit friends, as produced by a very mysterious Polish label.

I'm waiting for the two-couple shared apartment listed as "Bob, Carol, Ted & Alice." Consider the possibilities. (Also inside joke, but for oldsters, and a situation I'd prefer to watch. :D)

I don't know their personal histories. I may never figure them out; but inside of their deepest depths, they need each other. I'm still waiting for the detailed report from Agent Scooter, and have not received it yet. Until then, I just accept what they do, because it's up to them how they handle things. Nora was certainly simpler to love. And that's all I can say about that. Squirrel demurs, simply watching Leora's beauty whilst attempting to identify the nature of Paul's current electronic projects... 8)

Obviously, RLC doesn't make money only from subscriptions. They're doing a flourishing business with product placement and advertising. They can help advertise big companies (like KFC, Coca-Cola, Disney and cosmetics ) as well as smaller local pizza and take-out restaurants. :D

Then there were the lesbians, Ana & Danna. Both had girls names, and didn't know which was which, so we referred to them as Skinny & Fatty so that others would know who were talking about. At one time, all the girls names were similar: Lina, Alina, Elana; and all the Russian couples had cats, as if it was a mandate from Putin. I'll bet the first wave of CamCaps members saw some amazing things. Maybe we can get them to do a stroll down memory lane, since the "retired" section still has a good amount of material to jar their memories.

I think of the apartments and tenants as an army that continually parades through my mind, stomping down the neural network of my now dying memory banks. Kinda like Algebra class in high school. Can't remember shit about yesterday's quadratic equations and don't know why I'm doing it, either.

:o

That's one hell of a tattoo! Thnx.

Let me refine my statement, because I know we are in agreement. I have constantly tried to defend the RLC men against the "My penis is bigger and better than his" statements. I defended Stefan for quite some time, but I lost faith in him when he became obviously so hurtful to Alma's feelings. I personally feel that Ruslan had a medical issue. Marcello was, well, odd, but so was his woman. Some of the other guys simply have no goals in life: at least they didn't or don't exhibit it. These gentlemen later earned their some of their derisive comments, but to judge any of them INSTANTLY when they first appear is what you mean by "clueless." For example: Paul has suffered extreme abuse; none of it is justified. Kiko suffered abuse; none of it was justified. Even Stepan, Efim, and Anton got abuse from the moment they first arrived. All of these were intelligent, kind to their women (despite the fact that most of the women are problematic as well), intelligent, and trying to make something of their lives. Little Squirrel is the last to judge people immediately: the best we can do here is to observe and hope that some of the couples are here as a stepping stone to a better life: others seem to have simply parked on RLC for the rent. We cannot really know their full stories, and certainly can't figure out who they are when they first appear at CamCaps. Accordingly, I will let Lucas and Veronica go about their business. As long as walls don't get punched in and knives drawn and medics called...

Of current couples, Alina and Anton have been at RLC the longest. This is followed by: L&P M&S S&R D&E A&D and now V&L The shortest stay might have been Angela. I've only been wasting time at RLC & CC since the beginning of 2013; Woof or JoJo could offer corrections. RLC, as even a newbie would notice, has had the best success with the Siberian and the Barcelona apartments. They've been there the longest, and have developed their recruiting system -- utilizing the tenants themselves to recruit their friends/cousins. St. Petersburg is a new demographic territory for RLC. They've hit a home run with D&E, and should network with that bunch of people. Sadly, Katya & Ruslin's apartment has been full of street people who can't maintain a steady or productive life-style: of course, that's why they were street people to begin with. Maybe RLC will focus on recruiting students drawn from D&E's sub-culture. I'm hoping for the Girl in the Red Dress, myself. :P

I'm willing to give them some time to settle down before the CamCaps peanut gallery starts throwing tomatoes at the dude. RLC guys always get this treatment from us at first. (Sadly, 75% of them end up earning it...)

This turn of events was to be expected: that apartment is cursed. So here's an open message to RLC from Your Lord and Master Foamy T. Squirrel on how to remove the curse: A.) Clean the place up. B.) Call Diana & Efim, and get in contact with The Girl In The Red Dress. C.) Install her. D.) Watch subscription rates skyrocket. Much Win!

I wonder if he likes gladiator movies . . . ? :-\