Foamy T. Squirrel

One "s" or a "like" is sufficient around here, especially when such a response is repeated on multiple threads. Otherwise you might appear to be an adolescent troll, and you will not be accepted into the community. Thank you for understanding our complicated and tight standards regarding posts.

Good job. I haven't seen that sort of such a potentially excellent asset recruited since Agent Dog. I'll recommend you for a bonus.

And if Leora is squatting down there, you'd better back off or the skunk will spray you. She's taken. You can shuffle your shoes in the stall if you're next to Paul, but don't be touching Pepe's goddess...

Thanks for the info. It always pays to go to a professional when you need information. Your check from the NSA will show up in the mail next week...

Good enough. Thanks for the info. At least they look somewhat interesting. Or maybe kinky. We'll see.

I agree 100%. And I think Americans should learn from their past wars, too. For Americans, here is the lesson they should have learned: 1) Congress should have the balls to Declare WAR. (Not police actions.) 2) The Executive Branch should have the balls to destroy the enemy immediately. (Wimpy presidents are a danger to the world.) 3) The Armed services have the courage and the skills. Let 'em do their fucking job for a change.

Well, this is certainly an interesting argument between several CC personas. :D The plot thickens. Squirrel will watch. 8) Is Leora home yet? :P

I wasn't aware he ever leaves...

Hi. I've been gone for a while. I'm trying to catch up. So help me out here, boys. I saw a glimpse of her in the kitchen, she looks fine. Now, inquiring minds want to know, has Demid been thoroughly trashed by the CamCaps Welcome Wagon committee yet, or will it be a long, draw-out ordeal for him like it was for Paul & Ruslan? Just wondering.

Is she reading the original English version or a translation? I'd be thrilled if someone moved into that apartment who could function like an educated human. That might break the curse that has befallen the poor domicile. But I promise not to get my hopes up...

It's three doors down to the left and you'll need to supply your own toilet paper...

I have discovered the true identity of all of you who have posted here. I think can now explain this thread (and CC in general) for people who don't want to take the time to read all this shit: ;D

Why-oh-why did I start this dismal thread?

Do you mean this one?

--sorry, top secret document, paid members only--

Q: Who was the first liberal Democrat? A: Christopher Columbus. He left not knowing where he was going, got there not knowing where he was, left there not knowing where he’d been, and did it all on borrowed money.

This now appears to be a history of music thread. So here's one for our Brit friends, as produced by a very mysterious Polish label.

I'm waiting for the two-couple shared apartment listed as "Bob, Carol, Ted & Alice." Consider the possibilities. (Also inside joke, but for oldsters, and a situation I'd prefer to watch. :D)

I don't know their personal histories. I may never figure them out; but inside of their deepest depths, they need each other. I'm still waiting for the detailed report from Agent Scooter, and have not received it yet. Until then, I just accept what they do, because it's up to them how they handle things. Nora was certainly simpler to love. And that's all I can say about that. Squirrel demurs, simply watching Leora's beauty whilst attempting to identify the nature of Paul's current electronic projects... 8)

Obviously, RLC doesn't make money only from subscriptions. They're doing a flourishing business with product placement and advertising. They can help advertise big companies (like KFC, Coca-Cola, Disney and cosmetics ) as well as smaller local pizza and take-out restaurants. :D

Then there were the lesbians, Ana & Danna. Both had girls names, and didn't know which was which, so we referred to them as Skinny & Fatty so that others would know who were talking about. At one time, all the girls names were similar: Lina, Alina, Elana; and all the Russian couples had cats, as if it was a mandate from Putin. I'll bet the first wave of CamCaps members saw some amazing things. Maybe we can get them to do a stroll down memory lane, since the "retired" section still has a good amount of material to jar their memories.

I think of the apartments and tenants as an army that continually parades through my mind, stomping down the neural network of my now dying memory banks. Kinda like Algebra class in high school. Can't remember shit about yesterday's quadratic equations and don't know why I'm doing it, either.