Foamy T. Squirrel

How in hell you know they live in Krasnojarsk. Once in a while we put 2 and 2 together and come up with four. Notice I said "Once." There's a lot of speculation here, but Krasnoyarsk is pretty much as clear as are Barcelona and St. Petersburg metro areas. The other option is that it is filmed at the studio at Area 51 where the moon landing was faked. Or maybe San Fernando Valley... ;D

Yes. I forgot to welcome you to the zoo. Sorry 'bout that. Probably belongs in Juke Box, but here ya go anyway...

I left that one out because of it's complexity. Some want the G-spot, some want the clit, some don't care as long as they feel loved. I also forgot #6: They like flowers. Buy them flowers. That, and chocolate, is a free ticket out of the dog-house if you've been a bad boy.

Let's place bets. I'm not happy with the Ubuntu upgrades, but at least they're safe. If I jump up my PC systems to 10, then I will spend hours constantly updating with a huge pile of security updates every Tuesday for the rest of my life. Sell a product when it's fucking finished. I'm old school. I mean, would you buy a car that's not finished?

Women judge a man by only four statistics: 1) He pays attention to her and buys her chocolate. 2) He has a sense of humor. 3) He can defend her, either by physical force or by virtue of intellect. 4) He has money.

Do not cry. Only France can do cognac properly. Ne pleure pas. Seule la France peut faire cognac correctement.

I've heard her sing beautifully. It's best to remember that they're practicing, not giving performances, and that the microphones are substantially less than studio quality, as are the acoustics. I thinks she's a doll, myself, and a least she and Efim have some interests other that sitting on the couch all day watching TV or playing video games.

Yes, put it in "Random Discussion," since it regards discussion about ALL the couples. You can get there by clicking on the "FORUM" link at the top of the page. You can also put it in "Old Dudes" provided you act with maturity ( :D --cheesy smile), since all of us who hang out there are trying to get away from the 13-year-old jacking-off virgins, but we discuss many non-RLC related issues there, so perhaps "Random Discussion" is your best bet. Include a "Non-of-the-above" option or TBG will yell at you. And stay off his lawn. He gets grouchy. And welcome to the zoo.

And so just how do you feel regarding Scooter? I think he is a lucky dog, myself, however squirrels and skunks make better pets for girls like Leora, and we would not have blocked the camera so damn often.

Hello Sally. I'm old here and just wanted to say hi back. I do not really know what to expect from this forum either. We are all exceptionally friendly, even to those who claim to be females but aren't. We'll have lots of fun here. ;) ;D 8)

Marvin rocks!

Fucking jackasses who posted this can't even recognize a Q36 Space Modulator when they see it...

Where's your joke? Still waiting. Maybe you could do something with Kiko's hair-style. He's a white human. You can make fun of white humans. How many WASPs does it take to change a light bulb? Two: One to call the electrician and one to mix the martinis. There, ya happy now? It's a racist joke. And very old. But I'm sure you'll find it socially acceptable. How many Aubreys and Bulgachicas does it take to troll CC? Yep. Just one. I'd invite you to the Old Dudes Saloon, but we're fresh out of Thunderbird White Port, Old English 800 malt beverage, and Kool cigarettes. You wouldn't like the red necks over there, anyway...bunch of rowdy crackers...

Fuck you Aubrey. ;D I liked the fucking joke. And you Brits stole the idea from us anyway. (Just a different ethnicity.) Let's see you make up a joke. Make it about Nora and Kiko. That would be interesting. We're waiting...

Scooter is their baby. I would expect that he gets to go outside, or she'd be scrubbing the floors as much as she primps her hair. The woman is a perfect housewife/slave when it comes to cleaning (ask Paul.) Hell, even Paul has accepted the dog, and works overtime to relate to Scooter -- we call this an "interpersonal interaction" -- a good learning experience for non-social engineering people. Perhaps Pepe will explain Scooter's life style. Probably Pepe will explain it minute-by-minute. Skunks are exacting when they focus on a target. Kinda like hand grenades. I'm hanging out at Maya's place lately. Lots of action there when the kittens are out and about. I just hope the new deluxe cat-tree stays in sight of the camera...

Yes, some of us like well crafted machines. Here's a thread for that. Post your favorites. https://autos.yahoo.com/photos/the-a-to-z-rare-car-collection-slideshow/

Ethnic Minorities in the UK have complained that there are not enough television shows with minorities in mind, so Crimewatch is being shown five times a week now.

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One "s" or a "like" is sufficient around here, especially when such a response is repeated on multiple threads. Otherwise you might appear to be an adolescent troll, and you will not be accepted into the community. Thank you for understanding our complicated and tight standards regarding posts.

Good job. I haven't seen that sort of such a potentially excellent asset recruited since Agent Dog. I'll recommend you for a bonus.

And if Leora is squatting down there, you'd better back off or the skunk will spray you. She's taken. You can shuffle your shoes in the stall if you're next to Paul, but don't be touching Pepe's goddess...

Thanks for the info. It always pays to go to a professional when you need information. Your check from the NSA will show up in the mail next week...

Good enough. Thanks for the info. At least they look somewhat interesting. Or maybe kinky. We'll see.

I agree 100%. And I think Americans should learn from their past wars, too. For Americans, here is the lesson they should have learned: 1) Congress should have the balls to Declare WAR. (Not police actions.) 2) The Executive Branch should have the balls to destroy the enemy immediately. (Wimpy presidents are a danger to the world.) 3) The Armed services have the courage and the skills. Let 'em do their fucking job for a change.

Well, this is certainly an interesting argument between several CC personas. :D The plot thickens. Squirrel will watch. 8) Is Leora home yet? :P