Foamy T. Squirrel

That's one small trip for a man, and one giant face plant for all mankind....

The history of how this problem is at http://camcaps.net/random-discussion/rlc-is-getting-serious-about-violating-their-terms-conditions/ It's a bit old, but I respect itsme for recognizing it. The man is a genius. It was originally a Braille code; it could have mutated into anything now.

Yeah, well, once in a while RLC gets damn near Hitchcock. CamCaps, on the other hand, attains this great stature on rare occasions:

My Google Earth is not giving me much information about this Area 51, for some strange reason. ??? Reno's problem is that Eddie's Fabulous Fifties closed. Dang, that place was hot, the waitresses made great chocolate milkshakes, they were built to please, and danced to the "Hand Jive" on the counter-top. Made my date happy while I got drunk at the tables and lost $20. Should have stuck with the milkshake at the counter. We wanted to visit Reno because we didn't like the taste of the dead aliens stored at Area 51, and Art Bell told us all about how dangerous it was for squirrels. The guards are gun happy. Any dead alien will tell you so.

They're quite fun -- sticking heads in sandals, scooting around, playing with helium balloons, wrestling with one another. All of it's done to improve their skills, develop their talents, and to make themselves stronger and more successful in life. That's more than I can say for most of the human tenants. Or most of the CC members here. (Squirrel raises his paw in admitted self-disgust.) Meerkat fucking rocked.

In the old days, such events could be shared. But CC is now a discussion site when it comes to video sharing (except maybe UL, and that won't last), and I've seen little that interested me into paying that kind of money for an RLC subscription even though I'm now confined to free rooms and can only occasionally watch kittens play. (RLC doesn't allow wild squirrels: just dogs, cats, and fish. Haven't seen a pet bird or lizard yet, although I did volunteer to be a tenant and loving mate for Leora and Nora. They mumbled something about rabies shots, visas, and they complained when I offered them almonds and cashews.) But yes, it is different now. The soap opera aspect is gone, the new tenants are of questionable duration, and it's getting locked down and expensive, just like the rest of the Internet.

RLC won't care; they certainly have contracts with the tenants and they no doubt consider CC members to be entirely unskilled with running such a site. It would be handing over their investments to a tribe of frothing monkeys. However, if you are suggesting a "Fantasy RLC" that was headquartered at CC, then the idea could be promising. Pick your team, get points for arguments with scissors, wild sex, nice friends; and you lose when they move out or break up.

Perhaps it's the simple fact that the novelty has worn off. I don't even bother to watch the Simpsons anymore. Still, somehow, RLC doesn't seem as fresh as it was with the old veteran couples: they were embarking on an experimental project. Now it's pretty much routine, and RLC is burning through tenants who are just there for the rent deal. It's hard to understand the motivations and personalities when they only stay a short while. This is clearly apparent with the St. Petersburg apartments. And yes, Isabel and Marcello were fucking athletes in the living room.

Why are you purposely misleading these poor newbies? Everyone knows it's filmed at the studio in Area 51 where they faked the moon landing. ;)

The problem with reincarnation is the loss of hard-earned karma. But worry not, we'll get you back up there. I mean, what are friends for if they can't give you a -1?

I didn't think there was a difference between knowledge of facts and the guessing of scenarios here at the twilight zone we call CamCaps.

I do not take anything about CamCaps seriously. That would be breaking the First Rule of CamCaps, and that's the only one I have not broken yet. (Don't tell Admin. Thanks.) It's just that I'm a Lauren and Humphrey kinda squirrel, though Ingrid has always held a special place in my little squirrel heart. Besides, Marilyn was too bleachy for me and Arthur was a socialist propaganda machine. ;D

Finally, we have an OP who has common sense and proper standards.

Who the fuck was Marilyn? I must be a newbie here. And Artur was with Elena. Mighty Mouse was pretty hot, but that was about all for that apartment... I'm not entirely senile yet. Just working on it.

DANGER, WILL ROBINSON! POETRY DETECTED! This thread needs to be elevated to the Unifon Alfubet at best, or Klingon at the least.

Today, while singing in the shower, she sounded great. Nice vocal control, and I had to listen to it from the kitchen while she was taking a shower. Squirrels don't get paid much around here. Can't afford the new RLC rates... Sorry, am400, but she's working on me to the point where she can do nothing wrong. Kinda like Nora was. Don't temp me into chewing up another CC member's radiator hose. God knows it's be an emotionally turbulent year for us veterans. NL, long buried after the death of The Queen Nora; AlmaBigass went Don Quixote and attacked a windmill when his true love disappeared; even Lora fans still morn her loss. Even the senile guys are in a CC thread right now weeping over the loss of Maria and Gia. Anything happens to Leora or Diana and I'll be chewing up a few RLC server farms. Those of us who survived will take what we can get, especially if it appears to be a cute female with some kind of intelligence and talent.

We at the Old Dudes' bar do not have acne, we own palatial estates (no mom's basement for us!), and we have excellent taste in the quality of our women, our liquor, and our fine automobiles: TBG will attest to that. (Most of us have a prescription for the little blue pill, too!) Stop in. Bring Diana with you.

While we're talking about something new to discuss in the Alina & Anton section, will somebody explain what the hell is on this plate? It's been there for days and doesn't look appetizing to even the hungriest of squirrels. (Attachment Purged)

They all have pizza faces and none of them own a car. 'Nuff said, hon...

Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! >:( They're gone! They're gone! And now, you rub salt in our wounds.... :'(

You mean there really are female CC members here? I thought they were all in drag....

Her body is Greek goddess, although I know her to be a probable mixture of Scandinavian, Slavic, and Asian. But the body is incredibly perfect as far as Pepe and I are concerned. We all have our preferences, as you know.

And yes, we can infiltrate any installation. Except when fuckin' Scooter's guarding the coveted missile silo, dammit...

She's cute. I think RLC should offer her an apartment. And a free pet squirrel. ;D

Yes. This is now a Eternal Language Thread again, where we can learn new exciting and important languages in just a few minutes.