Foamy T. Squirrel

Perhaps it's the simple fact that the novelty has worn off. I don't even bother to watch the Simpsons anymore. Still, somehow, RLC doesn't seem as fresh as it was with the old veteran couples: they were embarking on an experimental project. Now it's pretty much routine, and RLC is burning through tenants who are just there for the rent deal. It's hard to understand the motivations and personalities when they only stay a short while. This is clearly apparent with the St. Petersburg apartments. And yes, Isabel and Marcello were fucking athletes in the living room.

Why are you purposely misleading these poor newbies? Everyone knows it's filmed at the studio in Area 51 where they faked the moon landing. ;)

The problem with reincarnation is the loss of hard-earned karma. But worry not, we'll get you back up there. I mean, what are friends for if they can't give you a -1?

I didn't think there was a difference between knowledge of facts and the guessing of scenarios here at the twilight zone we call CamCaps.

I do not take anything about CamCaps seriously. That would be breaking the First Rule of CamCaps, and that's the only one I have not broken yet. (Don't tell Admin. Thanks.) It's just that I'm a Lauren and Humphrey kinda squirrel, though Ingrid has always held a special place in my little squirrel heart. Besides, Marilyn was too bleachy for me and Arthur was a socialist propaganda machine. ;D

Finally, we have an OP who has common sense and proper standards.

Who the fuck was Marilyn? I must be a newbie here. And Artur was with Elena. Mighty Mouse was pretty hot, but that was about all for that apartment... I'm not entirely senile yet. Just working on it.

DANGER, WILL ROBINSON! POETRY DETECTED! This thread needs to be elevated to the Unifon Alfubet at best, or Klingon at the least.

Today, while singing in the shower, she sounded great. Nice vocal control, and I had to listen to it from the kitchen while she was taking a shower. Squirrels don't get paid much around here. Can't afford the new RLC rates... Sorry, am400, but she's working on me to the point where she can do nothing wrong. Kinda like Nora was. Don't temp me into chewing up another CC member's radiator hose. God knows it's be an emotionally turbulent year for us veterans. NL, long buried after the death of The Queen Nora; AlmaBigass went Don Quixote and attacked a windmill when his true love disappeared; even Lora fans still morn her loss. Even the senile guys are in a CC thread right now weeping over the loss of Maria and Gia. Anything happens to Leora or Diana and I'll be chewing up a few RLC server farms. Those of us who survived will take what we can get, especially if it appears to be a cute female with some kind of intelligence and talent.

We at the Old Dudes' bar do not have acne, we own palatial estates (no mom's basement for us!), and we have excellent taste in the quality of our women, our liquor, and our fine automobiles: TBG will attest to that. (Most of us have a prescription for the little blue pill, too!) Stop in. Bring Diana with you.

While we're talking about something new to discuss in the Alina & Anton section, will somebody explain what the hell is on this plate? It's been there for days and doesn't look appetizing to even the hungriest of squirrels. (Attachment Purged)

They all have pizza faces and none of them own a car. 'Nuff said, hon...

Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! >:( They're gone! They're gone! And now, you rub salt in our wounds.... :'(

You mean there really are female CC members here? I thought they were all in drag....

Her body is Greek goddess, although I know her to be a probable mixture of Scandinavian, Slavic, and Asian. But the body is incredibly perfect as far as Pepe and I are concerned. We all have our preferences, as you know.

And yes, we can infiltrate any installation. Except when fuckin' Scooter's guarding the coveted missile silo, dammit...

She's cute. I think RLC should offer her an apartment. And a free pet squirrel. ;D

Yes. This is now a Eternal Language Thread again, where we can learn new exciting and important languages in just a few minutes.

This is not a commercial. It is a public service announcement. Meaning it's a commercial from elected government officials to make it look like they're not just lazy rich assholes who are enriching themselves at our expense. I just felt that it was important to get our housewives up to speed on this important subject. I'm sure Karen will find it instructive. :D

Well, golly jeekers, Karen, that was random. ;D

They won't be back. They left the pumpkin because after they packed up, it wouldn't fit in the Yugo.

Some of the other couples work. Maya does, Alina sells Avon products, Addy & Daniel are gone during the day (and most of the night). Paul's in the Russian military reserves, but only disappears on weekends. Don't know about Anton: he disappears for several days, almost as if he picks-up gigs at distant oil fields or is in the military. At home, he fucks the hell out of Alina, then practices continuously for the next virtual war. Diana is a acting student; Efim is involved in music and plays for a rock-and-roll band. I believe Sofia and Roman held jobs, but they have just disappeared. That happens. This is the second apartment that Alina and Anton have had. The previous one was smaller, and the cameras were poorly placed. They are the longest-lasting couple at RLC. To my knowledge, they are the only couple that has been relocated on RLC, and they are the only couple with a permanent live-in roommate (although they all seem to be having a few problems getting along together since the weekend.) I cannot find official "Apartment" numbers in the html code, except for the page designation, which is followed by the camera number. Don't know about their system for keeping track of tenants, but they obviously have been adding and subtracting tenants this past year.

Good idea, Ozi.

There are several on that page. Royal made many of them. It had an interesting history: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_Typewriter_Company I prefer the Clark Nova. They're very good for writing reports. But for business, I use a Krupps Dominator. Company policy. http://oztypewriter.blogspot.com/2013/09/yikes-its-back-clark-nova-typewriter.html

At? Disagreeing with everybody about everything every time.