Foamy T. Squirrel

Never, ever get offended by anything anyone says on CamCaps. They're all cheap bastards. We're not /b, but damn we're fun. Most of us don't even bother to check into RLC anymore. Well, not much. I'm just down to Leora, Maya, and Diana in the free rooms. Welcome to the zoo. If you can handle being around jack-asses, you'll fit into CamCaps nicely. ;D

Myself, I plan to win the lottery and then I can procure the services of Nurse Leora, and have her administer the medicine I require. :P :-* (It's a better bet than living on Social Security at this point in time. And probably more fun.)

Americans like Australia for several reasons: 1) Most of them still speak English (kinda-sorta). 2) They have historically been excellent fighters despite their lack of a population. 3 They surf, just like they do in the USA. 4) The women are hot. I've known a few. If you haven't known one, then just check out Abbey Winters or Girls Down Under. 5) The outback, especially in the opal mining districts, is profitable. Of course, the climate sucks, but they do what they want. Americans haven't had that freedom since the Wild West was destroyed by 1900. 6) They have kangaroos. Americans don't have kangaroos. 7) They have an entire continent to themselves. (except for the boat people who come from elsewhere.) 8) I never met a Aussie who didn't didn't party with a proper professional attitude. :D

Dude. That's probably one of the most important links I've ever seen posted on this board.

;D ;D ;D ;)

Your English is excellent. My German is terrible. Perhaps I should "post" a link to Beethoven's 9th (again), or maybe a video of the most powerful and successful engine ever made. Germans were instrumental in creating both. I'm bored tonight, so I'll post this, in honor of a machine that had a 100% perfect track record: Further reading: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wernher_von_Braun and, on this day in space history, http://www.astronautix.com/thisday/august07.htm

@Woody: Christ that's funny, dude.You need to be writing screen plays...

You are correct. Foamy is always right -- at least on Thursdays. I originally wanted to catalog such action (wake up time, go to work time, etc.) but menstruation screwed up my stats. The only dependable woman for ordinary activities was Lora. The damn woman was clockwork, but she's gone now. Little Squirrel misses her for her dependability, and definitely misses Meerkat for his personality. Thank you for your research. You've got more patience that most of us.

No me sorprendería si estás en lo correcto.

@ Darkman: Mi amigo Darkman: ¿Qué dialecto del español habla usted? Google no se traduce muy bien, y la ardilla sólo sabe español mexicano. Gracias por ayudarme. Me gustaría entender más de sus comentarios. Gracias por tus mensajes ti.

This is just to welcome newbies to RLC, CC, and Reality:

God dammit, Nick, if you're going to start a new fucking thread keep the anus jokes out of it. The world is falling apart. In fact, it's shitting itself. The following link not relevant. It belongs in Juke Box. But worth the time. Your world is changing. Crank it up.

Danke Unsichtbarer. Ich verstehe Sie und Ihr Kommentar ist lehrreich für uns alle..

Regarding this thread: 1) @Van: I would not move the plant out of the way. I would push it closer to the camera, so you could not learn my secrets of how to give Leora true pleasure. 2) @Woodworker: The same damn thing happened with Nora when Leora showed up. But Nora still dressed like a Presbyterian minister's daughter. I still love them both, anyway. Let's just say that I'm keeping Diana in mind if Leora gets tired of the RLC lifestyle. 3) @movado: For a newbie, you have big balls to call out Nij. Nij is a legend here. I've seen him stealing lunch money from Chuck Norris. Therefore, I have determined that you show great promise, grasshopper. If you don't like him, give him negative karma every time you can. And if you do actually like one of Nij's comments, give him a negative karma. You two could become great friends, and you would learn much and prosper quickly from this honored master. 4)@Nij & movado: I want to thank you both for keeping this dismal thread alive. -1 to each of you in appreciation for your efforts. ;)

And P.S.: Nobody fucks with Nick. Yes, he's trollish. But he's obvious, he's good at it, he stirs things up around here, and you've gotta have one in every crowd. If tbg150 and I endure his posts and personality, then you know he's accepted here. Don't ask us why. We don't answer such complex questions after a long night of Scotch and Vodka shots... And so where the fuck is Maya? Stepan must have caught his limit by now! Hell, she's the only one who's fun anymore, and I've got front fender damage on my car I need her to fix...(while I watch :P :-* )

Doesn't matter. I'm in your same time zone. I have the ultimate Pelosi "flex time," meaning I don't have a regular job so I don't have regular hours. Nothing really works as far as RLC is concerned. It's all hit-and-miss. I can catch M&S, and L&P every so often, but everybody else is a matter of luck. Look for D&E parties toward the weekend. You might not see any sex, but you'll hear them play great music, and the girl with the red dress would be perfect RLC material. But generally, my friend, I miss everything, so I hang out here and get into hideous arguments with Nick and tbg and the other older members of what you youngsters call "The Blue Pill Generation." It's a lot more fun. :D

Ozi, my friend, let me set you straight on one point. I'm the Single Malt Scotch and real Ale guy: tbg150 is the Vodka connoisseur. I also enjoy learning about BBQ, and Pirate gave me the information to cook roo meat properly; a feat which I appreciated very much. I never met an Aussie I didn't like. They like to drink, they like to have fun, and the times I've dealt with them were great fun, and nobody got arrested, or hurt really bad. It's a refreshing change from my visits to Detroit... ;D

It's simple. Sometimes we need to hit the report button. Launch the missiles from the silo, so to speak. I'm certain Kitten, Woof, or Admin will clean up the kid's puke over on isle 3. They usually do. I mean, they all started as software janitors at one time, and they'll do a good job if we do ours. (Hey Admin, can I get some pecans in exchange for this obsequiousness?)

LOL I thought i was the only one that noticed that... Obviously, you haven't been living with a woman. The digestive system works the same way in all humans-- it doesn't care about the sex of their owner... ;D I think even people who weren't connected to the site heard it... damn

I'm still looking for Vika and Nora in the video. I don't see them. :'(

Someone posted an image of "help-wanted" advertisement which RLC ran in a Spanish newspaper. Whether is was real is a matter of conjecture. Generally, I suspect most of the couples refer other friends and relatives, and that RLC would prefer to keep a "low profile" in public. I would imagine that it is a bit difficult to explain RLC's "social experiment," to just anyone in the populace.

I'm beginning to think you're on to something. Now that Alanis is a bit older her face is filling out a bit. Perhaps she's not doing her jagged little pills anymore...

I live in concrete and stucco territory. The apartment buildings here allow BBQs, and they almost always have a patio where it can be safely accomplished, even the cheap units. But I'm with Baker. Apartment buildings are for people starting out, and I'd never want to go back to living in one.

Alma and Isabel had lunch together. Leora got out of the bath tub and immediately got dressed, hiding her beauty. And Photobucket was just a bunch of fucked-up dudes showing off their penises. Scooter ran around for a while. That was really damn exciting. Just one of those dog days of summer, I guess...

Don't worry. Most of us still worship Nora. We are a dedicated lot. We can't just up and leave Leora alone in that apartment. Scooter is still a puppy and can't handle the responsibility, so we're still necessary. And yes, Diana is highly intriguing. (Just don't tell Leora I said that. You know how jealous these girls get. Tears, tantrums, mischief always follow. )