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I probably could handle a nice discreet tattoo now. However, the idea of sucking on a nipple or a clit with metal stuck through it is not particularly stimulating to my Mr. Happy. And my dentist would probably not approve.

Maybe a spoonful of jizm does a better job than prune juice.

Drama queens are overly introspective and emotional women, sometimes bridging upon hysteria. Nowdays, they are prone to a feeling of victimization by the patricarchy, which they blame for every little problem they've had in life. In the US, they are celebrated in government and media, and ruin Disney movies. Other than that, I suggest you do not marry or live with one of these evil things.

They were in Krasnoyarsk. Nice little town that also featured Maya, Alina, Lina, Laura and several others, along with their boy toys and pets. This time period was great because the RLC couples were all pretty much real, and none of them were professional porn models or cam whores.

Is it possible that Martina was a drama queen? And that Alberto go sucked it, but escaped the ultimate doom and was spit out? Me thinks that was a very complicated and confusing relationship -- primarily because of how Martina operated. Humm. Your thoughts, please.

I honestly never figured out what happened to this apartment. It started normally enough in the beginning, like a "real-life couple," then got weird quickly. Martina seemed to be such a sweet, simple girl, with Alberto just a simple guy. Anyhow, I'll go old school CamCaps style for Martina so we can move on and hope for the best for the new tenant(s?) ---

I think you broke translate.google.com with that statement.

I'm sorry that Eva didn't do better in life. She still has time, so I hope she gets working on it. One doesn't work on being an Internet porn star; they just end up there. She's worth much more.

Goodbye to our beloved and beautiful Eva.

Leora was a fan of some team back in Krasnoyarsk, but I forgot which one. If you see tenants cheering on their team, let us know. Not that I'm allowed to care much about soccer, of course.

I'd like to see her painting again. She's a good artist and very creative and crafty with her old hobbies. They seem to have disappeared when she left Kransoyarsk and ended up in Prague. I'm still waiting for her to do my squirrel portrait, but I don't hold out much hope anymore. At least her beloved Paul hasn't been blown up in a tank in Ukraine, and Eva hasn't changed a bit. Still, I miss the old days when RLC was REAL and Camcaps was Wild West...

Meanwhile, in Hawaii . . . Sorry about the long load time... bandicam 2023-08-22 06-10-04-216.mp4

I'll just leave this beer.

That happened in Los Angeles. The police caught the murdering windmill, but then Soro's DA, Gascon, released it with no bail. Now it's free to kill again. Perhaps the birds will get their revenge. Next time, people had better vote wisely...

I couldn't do what Biden does. I can't be presidential material. I'm retired. I've earned it, and I enjoy it. And I travel often. I have grand-children and great-grandchildren. I not only enjoy the heck out of them, but I would never disown one of them.

Benjamin Franklin was seventy years old when the Declaration of Independence was signed. 70 years was a terrific achievement in those days. He was functional and wise. One look at poor Feinstein and you'll be glad your life expectancy is less than 90, and you'll be grateful to your family if they protect you when you're no longer fuctional instead of letting a political party use you as a political pawn.

People who go out of their way to anonomously insult tenants who they don't know and protect themselves behind a monitor are rather foolish. If you can't insult someone to their face, then you have no courage. The tenants read these posts, and constantly insulting them makes all of us look like incels who have penis envy. It's also addressed in the rules. Keep to constructive criticism and back it up with observable logic. Thank you.

If every anti-Nazi and Jew was properly armed in the 1930's and 1940's, Germany might very well have continued to be a democracy. I'm willing to let this thread roll. Now, where can I find a good deal on NATO rounds?

Well, Mr. Mechanic, I'm still looking...is this close enough? 1676444909130878.webm

Random questions deserve the decency of a random answer. (Pix not related)

Read along with Venera and improve your English today.

Complain to management so that next time they'll know to rent four port-a-potties instead of just two. Problem solved.

"Plants and Animals are our friends. Don't eat them."

We don't even have a mascot yet, let alone a new queen of CamCaps. The employment process for that last job is gonna be very contentious. That's a thread for another day, and should go ballistic if anyone wants to pose the question in a post.