Foamy T. Squirrel

I wanted to past a picture of a beautiful St. Pauli girl and talk about how Marxism will improve the US, but I screwed up. 20th Century Democide WWW.HAWAII.EDU

Well, that is very interesting. Myself, I prefer to show myself off. Like a boss. Like a squirrel that will trash your attic, etc., if you fuck up on the fucking rules. Think of me as a Donald Trump sort of squirrel, but sporting pointy ears and big eyes instead of a pompadour hair-do. I must maintain my branding. However, some people would probably not be publicly seen in their full nakedness reading posts on CamCaps, lest they be destroyed by their enemies. So thank you for providing such a good service, sir.

Really? Is it really white supremacy to allow blacks and hispanic citizens to have job opportunities? Or would racists prefer to have blacks entirely dependent upon government so they can go back to living in the government supplied projects? Are they supposed to go back to the plantation and vote for whom the master demands?

More than 50 Martian Aliens and Unicorns endorse Biden "We want in. We know that Trump has condemned white supremist groups often, but Biden hasn't ever insulted Antifa or Black Supremacy, or illegal aliens, and since we're undocumented and are generally a rather dark green, we'd rather take our chances with Biden." --- Marv, spokesman for the civil rights group "Rights for Invaders from Mars." Valdimir Unicorn, representing his special interest group, added "We're coming to California! The wishful folks of the People's Republic have been begging us to immigrate, and have made a perfect utopia, just for us! We'll be able to roam free, and poop in the streets! Yeah! So we need Biden, cuz if Trump wins, the Martians keep threatening to blow up the Earth, and where will the drug addicts, vagrants and vandals live? Those hot college coed girls dreamed of us all their childhood, and we want to make them happy. Extremely so." Fool article: https://twitter.communist.com/censored 🤢

That would be Masha. All four sound good to me. I'll also take Maya to sculpt my huge manly squirrel physique. While Nelly plays violin.

This is pure gold. We need to get her, Leora, and Zoya together to paint my portrait.

All California squirrels attest to this description of an obviously leftist opportunist who would do anything necessary to gain power and wealth over us unwashed masses is true and correct.

Only on Thursdays. The rest of the time I work on the "Biden for Senator" campaign. 😁

I wonder if this comment will be "disappeared" by CamCaps management since it has been on all the leftist social media outlets: "Hunter Biden, China, Ukraine and 50% to Daddy." I'm waiting... (Later-it's still here! I guess we're not trying to compete with FB or Twitters.)

Geeze, boys. What dirty minds you have. I think the OP (Admin) was thinking more in terms of landscapes. (But maybe not.) Here, we see two young Thai boys enjoying the vista.

the Krasnoyarsk pizza delivery guy is fair game. He looked like Crocodile Dundee with his half-flipped up Aussie hat and one time I swear I heard Leora shout "Oi Oi!"

Nicholas is correct. Such information is not for PUBLIC Display on the threads. We're not here to help stalkers.

As usual, the stupid squirrel is late for the topic... let me make amends ...

Cheese: the Wonder Food... There is an entire universe of possibilities when one makes ham & cheese sandwiches. I always entertained the idea of starting a restaurant that specialized in such a wonderful creation. Beyond "Build a Bear", aa person could choose from 100 different cheeses, or combinations thereof; 100 breads; and, well, ham. I might add pulled pork and a stiff cocktail to the mix later on... It's not good for reducing salt intake, but cheese is always good for enjoying life. I'll have the extra sharp cheddar with ham on rye, and a hearty red wine with a nice Scotch chaser, if you please...

Jabberwocky posted a "Confused" reaction to my statement. So, I should explain somewhat beyond having to admit that I was forced to fix a typo in my previous statement. In the early years of RLC, Nora & Kiko were extremely important. RLC only had a few aparttments; the people were actually very genuine, and that was when the "Project" was real. Nora and Kiko ate soup. Often. Damn near always. Then they would watch Game of Thrones or James Bond movies on their TV, and we would be invited to join them. They had a dance room, because Nora was a fashion model, dance instructor, etc. Rumor had it that she and Kiko developed the Barcelona apartments for RLC, and other rumors had it that Nora actually CREATED RLC. There is some evidence that she was extremely important, but we've got this stupid rule about sharing inside information. Some fuck-head squirrel wrote the rule to protect Adriana and Leora's personal business lives.. End of story, but suffice to say that Nora was wonderful; we called her the Queen; when she left her fans were devastated. Luckily for RLC, Leora showed up, getting her Krasnoyarskoville apartment from Lina and Mark, and became the "Goddess" because her body was sooooo damn perfect. Without her, RLC would have been dead as nails. The Nora lovers loved her, too. All of that's history, it's public knowledge, and most of it hopefully is displayed somewhere in the CC archives.

Little known fact about Leora: Although she knew Nora, she never took a soup or bread-baking class from Nora. Leora had no time to cook much anyway, since she was continuously cleaning up after Paul & Eva. Hence, the pizza deliveries... Now that she's finally free from her slave-like drudgery, Leora loves to party on the town with Malia often.

My cousin Rocky, flying very low so as to evade radar, snuck into Area 51 where the moon landing was filmed, and where they now have been filming both RLC and VHTV. He was the one who smuggled the video of Kiko adjusting cameras in a "Barcelona" apartment when it was UM. I believe that evidence might still exist in our CamCaps archives. Rocky says that because of the way they speak American English, he thinks Malia is from the San Fernando Valley and Leora must come from Beverly Hills. Other members insist that she's actually from London. Her own paintings and cloth dolls, made in the British style, suggest this. We're not really sure, however. A Koala on CC says they are Aussie girls, but he has not provided pix from Abby Winters, Girls Out West, or Outback as evidence. I think it's just his own wishful thinking...

Fact: when Leora lived in Russia, a total of 253 CamCaps members applied for a job delivering pizzas in Krasnoyarsk.

All lies from our political leaders, should be cited, and explained in context. That means Hillary, up to Donald, Nancy, etc. They're all rich people, incidentally. I'm in need of a few more acorns. They are entitled to their political expressions, but not to their actions. Any action to violate the Bill of Rights as stated in the Constitution of the United states will lead to: 1) Trashing of their attics by squirrels. 2) Radiator hoses on their BMWs will destroyed. 3) Their bird feeders will be emptied. 4) and probably a bunch more mischief that I'm not interested in living through.

I'm not desperate. I'm certain you would agree that HRC should have given a huge control of fissionable material to Russia, and that she should have paid huge sums of money for a fictitious dossier in order to frame her political opponents, and that Biden and Obama should have helped and supported her in her attempts.

Please state the lies. They do not need to be in chronological order, but I would like them to be taken in context. Thank you for providing a service that is sadly lacking in our main stream media.

I can't really resist: