Foamy T. Squirrel Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 On 3/11/2018 at 3:19 AM, Boitoske said: He probably asked her "Maya can I lick your pussy?" She replied "Which one?" Now he is thinking "Which one would taste best and will not suffocate me?".... The pure subtle wittiness and wording of your post envelopes me in deep thought. Thank you. (I think Boy Toy must use a snorkel.) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boitoske Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 16 minutes ago, Foamy T. Squirrel said: The pure subtle wittiness and wording of your post envelopes me in deep thought. Thank you. (I think Boy Toy must use a snorkel.) Thank you for the comment Foamy, although I must admit most of your comments on the various forums do have me in hysterics and quite often carry hidden words of wisdom. It upsets me that most of the members would rather type words of complaint with one hand, while the reason for their complaint is being held in the other hand. Referring to the snorkel: Yes, I agree he is using a (his) snorkel on which I have seen Maya sucking and blowing. I do believe BT has had some deep sea training as his capacity to hold his breath for long periods of time is formidable..... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
van the man Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 Many years ago I watched a shitty porn movie called 'Fuck Nose'!!! Maya rides BT using his nose as an alternative to dick!!! It is sharp enough to cause a lot of damage to her but she loves face riding more than fucking. The boy does very well to avoid suffocation. Mind you what a way to bow out of life. If she does kill him she can plead for mercy based on the fact she hadn't yet climaxed and that sex equality gave her the right to an orgasm regardless of the cost to the life of a mere man!!!! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boitoske Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 4 hours ago, van the man said: Many years ago I watched a shitty porn movie called 'Fuck Nose'!!! Maya rides BT using his nose as an alternative to dick!!! It is sharp enough to cause a lot of damage to her but she loves face riding more than fucking. The boy does very well to avoid suffocation. Mind you what a way to bow out of life. If she does kill him she can plead for mercy based on the fact she hadn't yet climaxed and that sex equality gave her the right to an orgasm regardless of the cost to the life of a mere man!!!! Not sure if I would want to meet my maker after being suffocated by a hot pussy. I think I would rather go just as I am shooting my load into her hot pussy. Then as Rigor Mortis sets in, she can fuck me for as long as she wants. She would not notice the smell of decomposing for several weeks as she is used to the smell of all the animals that occupy the apartment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Foamy T. Squirrel Posted March 27, 2018 Share Posted March 27, 2018 She seemed so happy when BT first came on the scene. Now she seems hell bent on giving up on life and just becoming a dowdy old wife. Makes little squirrel sad. She's a really fine woman, but somewhere she seems to have lost her previous French Maid and Queen Khaleesi fun quotient. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hope85 Posted April 6, 2018 Share Posted April 6, 2018 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StnCld316 Posted April 7, 2018 Author Share Posted April 7, 2018 14 hours ago, Hope85 said: Maya's New Fetish. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Howard Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 It's nice to see the family together.... Now Stepan...err...Boy Toy goes to his desk to play computer games and Maya researches "How to Groom a Cat in 3 Easy Steps". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARMY SNIPER Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 he's getting to act like stephan,watch out Boy Toy better pay attention to maya or YOU could be replaced by another B/T. my thought's... OH WELL 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 54 minutes ago, ARMY SNIPER said: he's getting to act like stephan,watch out Boy Toy better pay attention to maya or YOU could be replaced by another B/T. my thought's... OH WELL *I* wouldn't want to be the next Boy Toy. Someone earlier posted that since this behavior is similar to when Stepan was involved, it could be Maya is the bad bacteria in the relationship. Must ponder more on that theory as it is worth considering. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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